ITT: WE BEG KEK FOR A HAPPENING

Dear Kek,

please let there be a bloodshed happening in the US today.

WEE LAD THOSE DUBS

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STOP IT YOU ASSHOLES

fpbp

SHIT WE GOT A BLESSED THREAD.

GET IN HERE BOYS

PRAISE

Stop being so greedy, kek already gave you a happening today. Nice repeating digits though

>having to beg
>those digits

KEK will bless us with a major happening in Europe within the next week. We have all witnessed a blessed moment.

PRAISE KEK!

check em

oh mighty kek please let ops butthole get gaped by some niggers

I hope it happens in France or Germany (again).

Kek the absolute madman

by the will of KEK, another "refugee" will attack and kill 5 or more people during the DNC.

Happening

All hail KeK, master of disaster.

All niggers die

Previous divining thread foresaw happening in the United States. Oh kek, do you will the happening at the DNC tomorrow?

You burgers better not go outside today

>mfw i got the mother of gets posting OP thread no one came

p..praise kek

holy kekerino

why US?
lol

Epic bread I am posting in PRAISE KEK

Please no assault weapons.

Holyshit it's real

Checked and Keked

fug

ask and ye shall receive

Lord Kek, bless my digits for i am but a humble servant

You guys are alright. Don't go to your nearest McDonald

Blog shit

not in the us
france. those fucking frog eaters trigger me so fucking hard today. i want to see them burn some more.

>6
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

going for the vatican

Could it be France again?

Please let kek sleep

itt sad anons pray for happens....

murr

I'll believe in Kek if Sturgeon gets car-bombed.

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Kek works in chaotic ways. The happening will not be so obvious as the DNC. It will come in the form of a school shooting, by a muslim student, in Virginia.

On Friday, an Iranian-German (AKA shitskin) wackjob killed 9 people in Munich.

Last night, an ominous thunderstorm wracked my area.

Meanwhile, a terrible heatwave is descending upon the continental US, including Philadelphia.

A happening is very likely.

Let's predict Bathhouse Barry's speech on the next mudslime terror attack the country that he has sworn to defend from all enemies foreign and domestic:
>blah blah blah religion of peace blah blah blah not all Muslims blah blah blah this is Trump's fault blah blah blah our hearts and prayers are with the Islamic world

Hail KEK!

shiet

salute the flag of kek

AYEEEEEEEE

Florida?

Seriously though

praise kek

Oh mighty kek will we get WW3 before the year ends?

france confirmed
rip in peace france

Welp. Now we just need to wait.

Hail KEK!

holy shit, witnessed

PRAISE KEK! THE DANKEST OF HAPPENINGS DRAWS NEAR!

Bomb in Paris?

PRAISE KEK! LET THE HAPPENINGS DRIVE TRUMP TO VICTORY!

Oh my.. It surely is upon us all.

Witnessed.

Playin' the Kek card.

Nuclear attack in Europe.

>Praise kek

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Holy kek let there be a happening to punish dem burgers

>66
>666
>6666

WHAT DOES IT MEAN KEK??

KEK IS HERE WITH US

NO WAY

Dear Kek please let Johnson win.
Signed user.

Check em.

Holy fucking shit.

66 top kek

PRAISE KEK

The happening needs to be a terrorist attack in Germany caused by refugees that is so bad that mother Merkel has to step down

amazing

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Mfw

Stop it guys!

kek receives this quad dub offering.

Liberals collectively come to their senses and everything turns out better than expected.

May as well roll for something that's properly chaotic.

yepp, its going to be france again soon

It'll be paris

KEK wills it m8

Praise be unto him of the green colour

>July 2016
>Sam Hyde strikes no less than 4 times, possibly more
>Sheboon Twitter Chimpout
>Refugee kills pregnant kraut
Somebody help me come up with a name for the Holy Days of Kekkism, lasting from July 4th to July 24th (?). All I can think of is KeKwanzaa, but I know there's got to be something better than that.

Please make it happen.

What the fuck? I see 6 everywhere.

KEK WILLS IT

Shit. Cant stop. Kek confirms its USA next.

SHHHEEEEEIIIIIITTTT

We sacrifice these repeating digits to you kek, will you bless us with a happening good Lord?

Dear Kek please let Trump have a stroke and Johnson assume his place as poll leader in the state of Texas.

Statistical probability utterly blown the fuck out.

I'm serious right now, this is amazing. This is greater than any miracle attributed to Jesus, Muhammed, or any of the kike prophets because this is happening right now, in front of us.

HAIL KEK
HAIL TRUMP
HAIL THE ESOTERIC ORDER OF KEK

His power grows

Screenshot for all you cunts

today BLM will shoot more cops, and someone will kill hillary at the democratic convention

Good beginning of a good thread.

Wat?!

>go for a hike up a big Hill with a friend
>thousands of baby Keks jumping across the paths
I feel the quickening my friends, something big is coming

Oh yeah forgot.

Signed user.

Do the 6's have something to do with France?

Merkel will fuck a black man

pls include in screencap

YOU DID IT

BOW CHECK MINE SENPAI

praise kek

no pls someone re roll for this

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> WHAT DOES IT MEAN KEK??

This means, that Kek means Kike...

Anti-theist jewish invention...