Is this the solution to the "no singles" policy?

Is this the solution to the "no singles" policy?

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>it's weird to want companionship

Millenials are so fucked

doraemon > pikachu

No, it's weird to consider a doll an acceptable alternative

Better than nothing.

A friend of mine from a few years back had a Japanese GF who said that I looked like Doraemon. Was that a compliment or an insult?

>you look like a small chubby robot animal character
hmmmmm

No it's not.

Fuck off normo.

Yes

It really isn't. It actually puts distance between a person and potential companionship. At least hold out for sex robots. Pikachu wont do shit

>Pikachu wont do shit
not with that attitude

No the solution is not having a no singles policy. I don't care if your bullshit theater is losing money. I want to see a movie

no thanks Im not single

Nice reply user, you made my day

Definitely an insult.

Do you have to buy a seat for it? Do you get to keep it after the movie?

>hire
implies you give it back

>anything outside of the US is weird XD

Single people shouldn't be allowed in movie theaters. It makes the normal people there uncomfortable when there's some freak sitting there with them.

This guy gets it.

How is some autist going to cuddle up with a Doraemon plushie while he's playing with an autism shuriken bro?

do you think they have to stay in the plastic bag even while you're hiring it so they don't get dirty and can't have drinks spilled on them or anything like that?

>some specific individuals shouldn't be allowed to go to someplace but some other specific individuals can
There goes nothing for freedom...

>no singles policy

what the fuck, that's an actual thing?

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>"no singles" policy
What the actual fuck is this?

>thinking it's okay to go to a theater by yourself

don't tell me you actually do this

>watching movies is bad unless you have someone to do it with

what a pathetic attitude

an unspoken rule of american movie going. you have to find someone/anyone to go see a movie with.

Is there anywhere normal people go to where that's actually a thing and not just a meme?

One of those dumb enforced laws the Amerilards have, like clapping when the movies over

You've never heard of "no singles" laws?

>people in this thread RIGHT NOW are surprised that the no singles policy is a real thing
Penis inspection day is a real thing too btw

>murrica

How else would you use the cinema showers without a Shower Buddy?

>my kinoplex's bird seed dispenser was down for maintenance

My seeing-eye falcon Naomi nearly choked on the popcorn they gave her. Not a suitable replacement.

>mandatory
>requires consent
this is the future mandatory consent.

>tfw my university scheduled next month's privilege inspection session on the same day as the non-gendered menstrual painting exhibition

>capable of consenting
They're not saying you need to consent, they're saying you need to have the mental ability to consent (ie not mentally retarded). They don't care if you actually consent or not

I gladly give up a little bit of my freedom if it means to get another white beta male crying

Smug Doraemon is my choice

No single men are allowed in theaters in the US because there is a high probability of them being shooters or pedophiles

They are enforcing NSP in public parks soon also


latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-playground-ban-20161230-story.html

>Was that a compliment or an insult?
It was an invitation

nydailynews.com/news/world/british-theme-parks-ban-single-adults-fearing-pedophiles-article-1.2006424

The UK are the ones who started the no singles in parks policy

>land of the free

falcons don't eat bird seed you retard, they are carnivores.

How? Doraemon complains all the day and dont let you use his tools to watch Shizuka´s panties.

Do you have a better solution to stopping pedophiles eurocuck?

Obviously you dont care about protecting kids if you keep importing muslims

>tfw your theater allows these but has a no anime policy as well

Doraemon is a cute fat robot cat and a loser's savior and best friend

Depends how you take it
Doraemon is cute so take it as a compliment

>"no singles" policy
>tfw I have a gf who shares many of my same interests and also kinda looks like Zooey Deschannel and Felicity Jones

sounds like you are a kissless virgin who wears XXL cargo shorts

Why are they wrapped in plastic? What do these fucker do to them?

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>tfw you go to a porno theater but the kids in the ball pit won't stop yelling

I'm trying to cum, god dammit

It literally isn't
If anything it's worse

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>sounds like you are a kissless virgin who wears XXL cargo shorts

do you know where you are faggot?

When do you ever do that and why?

get out reddit

American theaters forbid anyone from viewing a movie alone. I usually just take my theater falcon with me because it is acceptable. However I have make sure to buy 4 or 5 theater mice from the concessions and sit in the aviary during the showing or my falcon will disturb other viewers causing me to be forcibly removed

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Kys fag

ohh.. sweetie...

Just bring in your waifu pillow you faggot.

This thread is filled with trolls.

I went to go see Kong with a friend but we went in at seperate times and no one gave us any second thought. I didnt even think twice about it myself.

Some of you guys are just bitches afraid of people. Smh. Grow a pair and just go out into the world.

Fuck off Sup Forums

reaching new levels of sad every day

does anyone still sleep with a soft toy?

It's definitely worse.

fuck of tumblr

All the time
This
Wrong.
You're definitely a hyper normie retard or a virgin yourself. Also you need to be 18 to use this site.

the solution is just to get dubs
dubs and krableggings

does a bodypillow count?