What's next for his career?
What's next for his career?
Landon Cooper
Julian Myers
Crashing this plane...
Sebastian Reyes
...
Brayden Peterson
What happened?
Henry Sanchez
...
Jack Rogers
Levi Reyes
Well I'm sorrycto hear that
Lincoln Hill
getting Mongolian and Belarus citizenship
invading Ukraine and snatching all the punanies
Blake Ortiz
He is best friend with Putin and Ukraine is butthurt about it
Aaron Butler
>Judging from that picture...
A conflict with Elmer Fudd
Andrew Richardson
post rare Seagals
Here he is with Dilip Kumar
Landon Morales
because now...
i will snatch....
every
motherfucker birthday
Justin Harris
Hopefully shaving that porno-goatee
Dominic Wright
Grab her by the titty
Anthony Williams
what kino is this?
Aiden Bennett
Why does he deliver watermelons to hood niggers?
Joseph Howard
...
Brody Brown
You can talk tough on the internet all you want.
Steven Seagal has a black belt in Aikido and got hired to train Hungarian special forces in Aikido.
He could fuck all of you up in a fight.
Also his movies get a lot of shit for being calm and more realistic but honestly I like it more this way.
Robert Cooper
How the fuck does he not get sick of seeing the world through those yellow tinted operator glasses?
Brayden Watson
...
Matthew Powell
Source?
Eli Fisher
is she groping his big dragon balls?
Nathaniel Hall
They keep away the flashbacks of snatching birthdays during the war
Julian Murphy
Do they double cheeseburgers on hand for him to cleanse his palate after taking a bite of that carrot?
Christopher Cook
I think he would tip over from one leg kick
William Martin
What's next for her career?
Easton Morgan
What seagalkino contains the scene where he uses a wakizashi to slice up a couple of gunmen in an (oval?) office
I would post the webm but cant find it
Jaxon Sanchez
He's probably going to snatch every motherfucker birthday in Ukraine.
William Rodriguez
Dude is for real. He was the first westerner who trained an Aikido Dojo in Japan
He works as a Deputy off time and had real criminals he captured.
Gavin Phillips
youtube.com
Classic among the classics from the 80s action movies.
This couldn't be made today because it would be too much racist and violent.
Henry Mitchell
Believe it or not, there was a time when Steven Seagal was considered the most dangerous man alive.
Liam Anderson
Where to start with campy Seagal kino?
Nothing from the 20th century
Levi Lopez
A Good Man?
Charles Evans
>hohols this butthurt about crimea
Adrian Gray
>nothing from the 20th century
You'd be missing out.
Austin Garcia
>ex CIA operative
>fluent in 9 languages
>IQ 195
>Serbian citizenship
>Italian-American heritage
>Born and grew in Brooklyn, NYC
>Russian citizenship
>A-list action movie superstar
>black belt in Aikido
>honorary black belt in Karate
>honorary black belt in Shibari
>Japanese heritage
>fought against Yakuza members
>Katana expert
>expert in Wines
>Counter Terrorism expert
>International sex symbol
>Mongolian heritage
>Blues musician
>BFF with machoman Putin
>Putin is ex KGB hitman
>Russian heritage
>Part-Time reserve Sheriff Deputy
>Trains security guards
>Trains Russian Special Forces
>Trains UFC fighters
>Buddhist god
>raised by black blues musicians in New Orleans
>Has his own energy drink
>has 1911 collection
>Better shooter than Jeff Cooper & Jerry Miculek
>Grew his hair back
This man has achieved everything that is physically possible to achieve
Jaxon Butler
Well my point is not his real movies from the 80s. Must be involuntary camp
Benjamin Moore
>honorary black belt in Shibari
subtle kek
Logan Parker
Hard to Kill
A Good Man
Contract To Kill
Sniper: Special Ops
Absolution
Killing Salazar
The Glimmer Man
There's more, but I'll have to get to my computer to see all of his memeworthy works.
Charles Gray
Out For Justice
Into The Sun
Code of Honor
Kill Switch
Out of Reach
Out For a Kill
The Foreigner
Attack Force
I know it's a lot but I guarantee that they're all Seagalkino.
Austin Hughes
He'll be installed as the governor of russian controlled crimea. Where he'll have a secret base and his own private army to train.
Lucas Allen
Dumping some of my obligatory material...
Carson Hernandez
More obligatory Seagalkino...
Bentley Carter
Hard to Punani
A Good Punani
Punani To Kill
Punani: Special Ops
Punani
Killing Punani
The Punani Man
Out For Punani
Into The Punani
Code of Punani
Punani Switch
Out of Punani
Out For a Punani
The Punani
Punani Force
Brody Hall
PUNANI
U
N
A
N
I
Jonathan Perry
>Into The Punani
Elijah Rivera
Under Siege 3. Somebody started working on the script last year.
Bentley Ward
Id say finishing that carrot
Gabriel Lewis
NO FUCKING WAY.
HYPE
Y
P
E
Ian Cook
>82559463
Hes geralt of rivia
Nathaniel Hernandez
He is going to the Golden Horseshoe Buffett to eat till his belt buckles.
Gavin Baker
He also wants to sing this song about "my safe space"
Kayden Lopez
Carter Diaz
Don't you feed ducks in ponds?
Adam Sanchez
Juan Watson
Anyone seen the new Deus Ex movie? It's looking pretty good...
Michael Cox
i don't remeber him making a movie i'd like to see twice tho
Austin Peterson
...
Jeremiah Campbell
...
Nolan Murphy
RYBACK!
Connor Allen
I unironically love this fight scene.
youtube.com
Hunter Wilson
Who else is hyped for Attrition?
Joseph Ross
For a moment I thought he parried a knife attack with his hand.
Jonathan Walker
I am. Honestly I unironically enjoy Seagal's films. Even if they're not great, he's definitely up there as far as comfy actors go.
Gavin Reed
When has Seagal cried out for a safe space?
Josiah Lee
He kinda did.
John Parker
He would have made a great bane, not even meming
Joshua Gutierrez
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEY WHAT'S UP DOC
Jaxson Jenkins
>Seagal thread
>kinosseurs outnumber reddit haters