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What is the best episode of Hotel Hell?

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NICE AND HOT

What's the easiest food that you can make by watching Ramsay

His meme eggs

Fucking revolting.

Are his eggs not good? How do you make good scrambled eggs?

Which of his show is the most meme goldmine? I want to marathon it to understand all the jokes here. So far only seen him on MasterChef.

I even failed at that or they just don't taste so good

You've seriously not seen Kitchen Nightmares? Go watch it. You can start with any episode. They're all the pretty much the same; that's what makes them so good.

suck my asshole shit

Someone post the QT waitress in the dead-end job at the rundown restaurant in Kitchen Nightmares.

>*Gordon inspects walk-in fridge*
>"OH MY GOD"
>*picks up container of rancid chicken*
>"Just touch that"
>*molests rancid chicken in his hands*
>"I've eaten here!"
>*spots tub of raw pork*
>"Fucking hell"
>*brings pork up to face to breath it in*
>"How long has that been in there?!"
>"...."
>*despondent look* *SHWIIINNNNGGG*
>"And what is this? What is this here?!"
>*uncovers pot of mouldy veal chops*
>"What is this!!"
>*lifts shirt, rubs veal chops on stomach*
>"You're going to kill someone!"
>*retrieves bucket from the back of the fridge*
>"Oh fuck me"
>*opens lid to find incomprehensible slop*
>"You should be ashamed!"
>*dunks face in gruel*
>"I'M SHUTTING IT DOWN!"

Thx. Yeah I basically knew him from MasterChef, he's pretty nice on Junior but I can see the Hell part sometimes when he's dealing with adult Cooks.

How would Gordon rate this 'za?

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>you make the bread fresh?
>yes chef
>and you grow wheat to make the flour?
>w-well we buy the flour chef
>unbelievable

Just look for his hell kitchen compilation on tube.

>MOSAIC
>OF
>SEMEN

>mfw the ice cubes are frozen

>mfw the chicken is dead

DUBS

NICE AND GOT

Every episode, in America at least, is

> Delusional owners who have no fucking clue or are has beens
> Ramsay hates the microwave shite food
> Ramsay inspects the disgusting kitchen
> Sometimes someone will get fired
> Ramsay changes the menu
> He shouts at some people, usually the owner who is too proud
> Everything is a OK at the end of the day
> Ramsay makes a speech at the end
> We find out how the restaurant is doing a couple of months on from Ramsay's visit.

Usually I'd complain about a show being this repetitive but holy shit I still watch this crap

What kind of fucked up mongoloid would find making this thread every day funny?

>did you make these ice cubes yourself?
>yes chef ramsay it's frozen in our freezer
>frozen from what?
>from water chef ramsay
>did you make the water?
>did we what?
>DID YOU MAKE THE FUCKING WATER?
>uhh no chef ramsay
>unbelievable

How retarded do you have to be to think having 100+ items on the menu is a good idea?

Literally every place he goes to has this exact problem

Butthurt much?

>These eggs, you laid them yourself?
>That's impossible, Chef
>Fuck me

HEAD

NICE AND HOT

>did you build this restaurant yourself
>no it was built in-
>fucking hell

...

>is hat gold leaf on the chocolate cake?
>yes chef
>and you mined the gold yourself, yes?
>of course not chef
>christ

post THAT webm

>what is this
>it's a pizza chef ramsay
>did you create the idea of a pizza?
>what? no
>UNBELIEVABLE. I'M OUT! I'M FUCKING OUT!

Amy pls.

>Is that a knife you're using to cut that chicken?
>Yes chef
>and did you forge and sharpen the knife yourself?
>W....Well no chef we bought i-
>Oh fuck me

I need the webm of that cunt dumping all of the tinned shit into the pot.

One wellington, well done, Chef.

FRESH

VIBRANT

LOCAL

OLIVE OIL

IN

wow he is supposed to be helping these people not belittling them. Brits are such pricks I hate them.

Never heard of tough love and banter? You Americans are such pussies.

AMERILARD
FAT AND DISGUTING

I dropped the show when I noticed Ramsey was aiming to make people upset and realized it's forced drama trash for plebs.

Oh for God's sake, right after I said it was forced drama and I saw this.

That's what he has to do for the ADD riddled yank audience. In the UK version he's actually quite nice.

that's the amerifat version. in british version he's helpful and understanding. the mongoloid that is an american """person""" requires fake drama at every opportunity to hold his adderall wrecked attention span until the next commercial break that are 4 minutes apart

>Come here, tell me what is this exactly?
>T-that's the lamb cutlets Chef, the lambs were slaughtered today and delivered here an hour ago
>Are you trying to tell me you got these cuts of meat from a FUCKING DEAD ANIMAL.
>C-chef I don't understand how are we supposed to get the meat otherwise
>Unbelievable, for FUCKS'S SAKE

>amerifat can't handle the bants

kek, like pottery

Replace Gordon Ramsay with John Toffee and you got Bar Rescue

kek

>Hot

Yeah, no.

Who was in the wrong here?

Was this the only time Gordon was wrong? I can't think of any other examples.

ramsay for not ordering the thick crust

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>amerilards will never let this go

>is this fish fresh?
>yes chef
>did you catch them yourself?
>yes chef
>using your own boat?
>yes chef
>did you build the boat yourself?
>yes chef
>did you cut down the trees yourself to make wood for the boat?
>yes chef
>did you plant the trees yourself
>no, chef, but the trees were very ol-
>fuckin' pollock

I'd love to see an episode where he straight up quits halfway through and doesn't go back

Yeah or replace either of them with that one jacked chef, Robert Irvine. Didn't he have a show called Kitchen Rehab or Rescue? Same show, basically.

>chef visits restaurant
>it's fucking disgusting
>he yells at people and sometimes starts ripping shit out of the kitchen or destroying things with a wrecking bar if it was going to be replaced anyway
>they renovate the place
>chef creates a new menu for restaurant
>grand re-opening
>6 months later they check back to see how it's doing
>9 times out of 10 it's closed down or stuck in "closed for repairs" limbo

TEA

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>gordon eating steak
>"wait a minute"
>chef starts repeatedly stabbing steak with knife
>does this until steak is nothing but mush
>slams his hand on the mush
>a bit of juice can be seen on the tip of his fingernail
>"My goodness, look at all that grease"
>SCHWINGGGGG

Fucking kek

Tbqh if you actually work in a restaurant and can't discern the difference between raw chicken or cooked chicken you deserve whatever you get, scripted fake drama or not.

PREHEAT YOUR HADRON COLIDER AND SPRINKLE THE PENGUIN TIGHS WITH THORIUM ISOTOPE

>plate arrives
Right, thank you darling
>starts prodding at food with knife and fork
Christ.
>messily cuts up meal
Look at that.
>starts dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
>brings camera in for a close up
Unbelievable.
>squishes food into plate with the side of a fork
They've lost the plot.
>plants camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mother's bloody used tampon
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around
This is no way to run a business
>spills his drink on the plate
Awful soupy texture.
>presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT.
>chucks plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it rustic.

Amerifats BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

what did he mean by this?

I'll let it go when he apologizes. That was the best pizza in Denver and he only shit on it to be contrarian.

Don't know about Italian food

People here can tell you when the veg is not fresh, hence no one pre cook stuff from over night (unless it is part of the recipe.)

Meat is much more forgivable but you suppose to freeze them for weeks.

It's happened several times.

his son is only 22 but looks about 29 from all the drugs
OD in 5 years

Yeah best pizza back in the 1920s.

Pizza

Thin and tasty

...

Unironically never eat anywhere where I can't see the food being cooked
Fuck

Yeah, Restaurant Impossible

I picked it up after Kitchen Nightmares stopped, not very good though it's really just an interior designer show disguised as a restaurant/food show

Kitchen Nightmares UK >>>>>>>> Kitchen Nightmares US > Restaurant Impossible

Why the fuck don't they clean their kitchen when they KNOW that ramsay is coming?
What the fuck are those people retarded?

I think it's that he's pretty creative with his insults

That pizza was undercooked as fuck. If that image wasn't so low quality you'd be able to see it easily.

>Peter taking off his jacket to fight the bill collector
Fuck me, this show is even stupider than I thought, I love it.

How do these places not get shut down because of all the food poisoning the customers must get?

I'm always suspicious over this. Do the camera crew just turn up one day and catch them off guard?

PAN

NICE AND COLD

>it's an "american can't pronounce risotto even when gordon keeps saying it" episode

Maybe they give them a range when they might come, like this week, but not day exactly

>the soup is nicely seasoned, show me your salt mine
>s-salt mine??
>fucking christ

Why do they censor the swearing, I want to fucking hear it not beeps

Its MEAN AND COLD
You had one fucking job user

Have you ever worked in a kitchen?

I think that when they apply to be on the show they sign all the release forms or whatever so the crew can come and start at any time, and they don't get told if their application is successful. So they don't even know whether they're going to be on the show, let alone when.

>mfw americans get lectured about food by a fucking brit '''''chef'''''

Love the fact that Gordon gets BTFO here

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>the tools you use to cook, only the finest?
Yes chef
>Forged by a blacksmith hundreds of years ago?
Yes chef
>Did you forge them yourself?
Well I wasn't ali-
>JESUS FUCK ME, JUST TAKE THIS BACK

didn't he do a survey and no one liked it?

Thread, Nice and Jacked

He trained in France though.

Of course. I fucked it up. I'm so sorry

if he didn't teach himself, he ain't shit my man

COMING RIGHT UP, CHEF

A burger's stomach can withstand a lot more shit than the rest of the world.So a major poisoning in EU can be considere mild diarrhea in the Burgerland.