So could you imagine Idris Elba being the new Bond? I surely can

So could you imagine Idris Elba being the new Bond? I surely can.

the name's bond, jessica bond

>Great Wall
>whitewashed

what the fuck? Damon is literally playing a fucking foreigner in that

We all know he's going to either black, muslim, or asian and the bad guy is going to be a Trump-clone who wants to build a wall which would be dangerous to the environment. The one liner before shooting Not-Trump is going to be something like "Build Bridges, not Walls" and everyone in the audience is going to cheer and you'll see 50 "The New James Bond destroys the Alt-Right! Click out to Find out How!" articles simultaneously released.

I'm so fucking sick of everything senpai.

Probably because Damon bleached a bunch of chinks durign the filming.

yeah fuck it why not, he's suave enough, he might be getting a little too old though

yeah but could they not have found a chinese foreigner?

>they whitewashed the movie
>I whitewashed their wombs

nice

he is too fucking old to be signing up for a multi-movie deal like that, sony must know that too (hopefully), I have to believe Idris himself is aware that casting him as Bond would be nothing more than a publicity stunt, and a risky one at that.

And it was also made by China.

Female Bond has already been done in the 60s in Casino Royale.

Bond 25 will be directed by Christopher Nolan and star Tom Hardy as Bond.

Trips confirm.

I can imagine not watching a single Idris Bond flick.

>beg to come into white countries
>complain there's too many white people around and too much horrible white culture

this is why non-whites should be killed desu

>capping a social media post
>it's a designated shitting streets post at that

Shame.

This doesn't matter. Just like it didn't matter that the GitS creater was quoted as saying Major can easily be white.

He didn't create GitS he just directed the movie based on a manga.

>Drive
Just stop

Go back to pol nigger

lmao how was Drive whitewashed? Was the driver originally black?

Watch Luther and tell me you wouldn't atleast consider him as Bond

Name's bond. Jamal "out on a" Bond. Give me a grape soda and don't fuckin shake it whiteboi

Go back to whatever shithole you came from shitskin

But it's true?

>drive
how was this whitewashed

>Argo

Some niggas don't know when to give up

the girl with the kid was latino instead of white.

Watched Beasts of No Nation last night, Elba did a very good job in it.

But the director of The Great Wall was Chinese

yeah its bullshit Oscars ignored that movie because it was on Netflix

Irene was originally Irina

Matt Damon used his white privilege powers to brainwash him

>Elba did a very good job in it.
he put on a comedy accent and spoke in monotone

you cant honestly think this

>monotone
do you know what that word means?

compare his accent to the supporting cast, it's awful

it's whittaker-lite performance from when whittaker did last king of scotland

watch it again, shouting occasionally doesn't make you not monotone

what was white washed about the great wall, it's literally about merchant spies trying to get gun powder

>defending nonwhites

Maybe try not to be so easily triggered and you'll have an easier time in life senpai.

his accent was serviceable, it didn't detract from this performance at all

i just think you're incapable of recognizing good acting or you have something against idris for some reason, his scenes during the town siege and before agu leaves him alone are godly and untouchable by most

>his accent was serviceable
this hardly means he did "a very good job"
> it didn't detract from this performance at all
a ringing endorsement
>you have something against idris for some reason
he is a blockbuster/ television actor, i liked him in star trek covered in makeup
>you're incapable of recognizing good acting
please, watch more films if you think this is good
>his scenes during the town siege and before agu leaves him alone are godly and untouchable by most
watch more films, not even joking

no, this actually just makes me respect them less if they do

Kingsmen is brand new, bond-like, and yet they can't come up with something fresh for idris? Is he not worth a new story??

his performance hinges on more than just his accent, he played a cult of personality with enough suave and magnetism to make us believe hes capable of luring and leading this many impressionable children. on top of this he was also able to exude a menacing charm that made him a time bomb which is very unnerving. I've see enough movies to recognize that was top-tier acting.

>because there are Whites in movies it makes the movies whitewashed
Is this autism? Does he think Last Samurai was whitewashing too?

No nigger or woman will be bond.

>he played a cult of personality with enough suave and magnetism to make us believe hes capable of luring and leading this many impressionable children. on top of this he was also able to exude a menacing charm that made him a time bomb which is very unnerving
have you seen the last king of scotland
> I've see enough movies
>movies

ive seen last king of scotland and whitaker's performance was good but so was idris performance

yeah i said movies, why are you focusing on that? would you prefer i said feature length?

Idris Elba is already 44 years old. I think the studio wants someone younger.

Yet Stephen King saying he's fine with Idris playing Roland wasn't enough to placate you fuckers. And unlike the GitS director, he actually did create the original work.

He could be the best actor in the world. He's black. He should not play a white character. As such, I will refuse to see a black Bond.

>He's black. He should not play a white character.

Why?

and you don't think that is narrow minded way of thinking at all? it's literally fiction, a la make believe.

Movies should only give a shit about skin color if they're trying to be as historically accurate as possible, to be honest. If Idris can play a good Bond, then let him have it.

hes got the dark tower going for him if that takes off

I think he could bond very well. classy guy and one of the only black guys I could ever see as a true english gentleman

Unless it's a historical film where the point of making a historical piece is to tell history accurately then yes skin colour is important.

Richard the Third and Henry Tudor shouldn't ever be cast anything but white.

But we've had like 7, 8 different Bonds now? Would it really be terrible if some dude like Idris Elba who is actually a pretty great actor played Bond for a few films, literally would be better than Daniel Craig right now who obviously no longer wants to play this written out cliched same old character again and again judging by his reaction and attitude towards spectre. To be honest casting Tom Hardy or Elba would be a smart move by the studio as it would atleast provide some new life to a pretty formulated series at this point.

I love it when they cite Cloud Atlas. Everybody played different races and sometimes different sexes.

But it's only wrong when the white people do it, I suppose.

james bond is a symbol of white masculinity. changing him into a black guy is a literal attack on it

just like casting a black guy as a nordic god is an attack on european culture.

and you know damn well if it were the other way around that's exactly how things would've been interpreted

yeah, but I still think its lazy of them to just put him as bond. I know he could probably do it, but I'd rather the writers at least fucking try and make something original

>james bond is a symbol of white masculinity

Sounds like a reddit link.

I actually think Idris could pull off playing Bond well, but I get so annoyed at these high horse fuckers who seem to think anyone who doesn't think he'd fit the role is a racist. Fuck them. Him not fitting with the character's description in the source material is an entirely valid reason to not want him to play the role, even if it's not a reasoning I subscribe to.

Also, why does this always get brought up when there's never been any suggestion Idris will play Bond?

Idris Elba is /ourguy/

>Heimdallr, Roland Deschain, James Bond
he's just fucking with people at this point

Maybe 5+ years ago.

He's too old now.

This.

It's a perfectly valid reason. I don't want a white Shaft, I don't want a black Bond and i will not watch a kung fu movie where anyone but chinese people are the leading role

>how was Drive whitewashed?

It was about criminals desu, you've got Gosling and that Hendricks taking part in criminal activities. That's how it's whitewashing.