Tfw dropping mad beats

>tfw dropping mad beats

>when the climate denier goes to jail

Fucking lol every time. Shit isn't even on.

>when the money from the climate change industry drops into your account

he looks like a chicken

>when your gender changes for the 13th time that day

>When you jew the goyim just right

Who was this show made for?

my sex junk

we just don't know

the goyim

Sex Junk sounds so fucking dirty and bloody, like when I hear it I imagine a destroyed vagina full of herpes and so smelly it has flies around it

stop

Your kids

DJ Seahorse is based desu

>when you take bribes from the juden to promote awful ideas to goyims but the goyims hate it so the juden blame you and banish you from the good goy juden table back to the bad goy juden table

ITS A LONG WAY
TO THE TOP
IF YOU WANNA FUCK MY JUNK

Looks like a woodpecker with epilepsy

No bill nye is a jew himself. Surprise surprise.

I thought Bill was /ourguy/, why's everyone giving him the business now?

>Bill Nye The Science Guy

more like...Bill Nye The Science Goy desu.

Hourly reminder that xhe did nothing wrong.

>xhe

How the fuck can one song trigger so many spergs like holy shit lmao

>People laughing at something silly
>Triggered

This was made for hardcore leftists by a hardcore leftist - the retarded SJWs of the world, the political correctness at its purest distilled form. They always thought they were fighting for some righteous cause and they weren't being ridiculous, and in truth, if you're "in" it then you don't see how ridiculous you are.

Not until a show like this comes along and you start to see it from the outside. Then you know you've fucked up and you're an utterly ridiculous tool. I hope this completely kills the SJW movement and I hope Trump supporters wake up soon as well so the world can go back to normal.

This shit wouldn't be spammed if Trump supporters from reddit weren't so butthurt.

This one goes out to all male bipeds who identify as fellows of rather large stature

Implying the eternal jew will allow that. Some shit will happen and humanity will continue to be distracted by non problems

I don't know, user, I really don't know.

I can't fathom anyone liking it.

Preaching to whatever choir can bring itself to embrace "muh sex junk."

>hey guys GMO is good.
>fuck alternate medicine and treatment

Tell me, how much Rockefeller family is paying for this reptilian cunt to blue pill the already blue pilled sheep ?

>when the slippery slope is just right

I'm waiting for the autistic xkcd guy to start making ice cream stick figures

and Bill Nye is the perfect embodiment of it

because we all grew up watching his perfectly fine pop science show and can directly compare it to anything that happens now

More like Bill Nye the Zion Goy

>Y-you are mad not me

Because self-righteous condescension mixed with a thunderous lack of grace or self-awareness is infinitely mockable.

Imagine if this were a show about lambasting people for not believing in God with the same shitty elementary school-tier science "backing it up," the same level of mockery and self-congratulation, the same sort of horrible Lady Gaga-esque shitshow on stage telling us why we should all read our Bibles and hate gays.

>Democrats are supposed to be the hippies
>they now unironically love international mega-corporations, jerk off globalism because it helps economic growth for those mega-corporations, are lobbied by mega-corporations
>now they suddenly hate organic food totally flipping on the last 20 years of organic hippie shit
I love this timeline.

>mixer isn't even plugged in

Your wife's son

>a man denied his carbon tax

Her sex junk produces a schmear.

thanks man I didn't need to finish eating anyway

The fact that male seahorses birth the children prove that sex is a spectrum

I still don't understand, how is denying climate change an industry? how much money is in climate science? legit don't know

Just spread some of Bloom's Own on your bagel with lox.

People who are now adults who have nostalgia about Bill Nye from the 90s. The socially liberal slant is just a byproduct of young people being liberal.

>Democrats love mega corporations
>Republicans love mega corporations
>tfw the only option is a self proclaimed socialist

>you think you're so smart. did you learn gay in college?

What did he mean by this?

I could be reading it wrong, but I think he might be mocking the "trolls" who'll ask if this is actually scientific or not.

I don't know. I think if that was the case, more people would be making a fuss over it.

Twitter-using "FUCK WHITE PEOPLE" type white liberals

I knew someone that fits this show's demo 100%
>mid-20s female
>liberal
>talked about how Trump is fascist and America is dead after Bernie dropped out
>covered in tats
>bisexual that only ever dates men
>science is awesome
>dropped out of college during first semester
>watchsx Bill Nye the Science Guy on Netflix for nostalgia

>hey guys GMO is good.
>fuck alternate medicine and treatment


I'm going to need some sauce for this

>Bill Nye gets on the stage
>"So today we're going to be looking into some more sex myths."
>The audience murmurs, what could possibly be next after Sex Junk?
>"More specifically, the myth about big black cock. Most of you know it by it's acronym, BBC or "the" BBC."
>The audiences thirst for science deepens and the crowd becomes louder
>"Simply put, it isn't a myth. Black men are superior to little-"
>The audience cuts Nye off, screaming "WHITE DICKS."
>"Ahaha yes I see you've all done your science, yes, as we know all white men should be castrated and their women should submit to the BBC."
>The crowd, as if on cue, begins pinning down the white men and beating them senseless
>"Our race simply can't be allowed to continue!"
>Bill Nye winks at the camera jewishly
>"The science is settled! Tune in next time to learn why Africa will save us from climate change!"

The whole "turning gay in college" thing that people go through

is this guy jewish?

kek

The fact that spiders have 8 legs prove that number of legs is a spectrum.

>daddy what's a power bottom?

Some people are born without legs. Proof that humans are not bipeds.

SCIENCE!lol:1
DJ Seahorse: 0

>Bill Nye shows up on stage riding a Segway with periodic table decals plastered all over it
>crowd cheers and starts chanting BILL BILL BILL
>"Alright guys, we're gonna do some SCIENCE!"
>crowd erupts into a frenzy
>electronic dance music starts playing as Bill mixes two flasks of identical looking liquid and produces a blue solution
>the audience is turning genderfluid nonbinary as he's doing this
>"As I mix these two compounds, I want to remind you that, just like this liquid flask I'm holding, race is a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!"
>chants of Black Lives Matter roar through the audience, whites are checking their privilege en masse
>suddenly a voice from the back of the audience says, "But I have data proving there's differences in IQ between the races!"
>the music stops
>the crowd turns immediately silent
>"Who said that?" shouts Bill Nye as he steps off his segway. "Who fucking said that?!"
>A lone white male stands up in the audience, with two charts showing intrinsic differences between the races
>"The facts speak for themselves! Blacks have lower IQ even when adopted by white parents!"
>deathly quiet tension in the air
>suddenly somebody starts chanting "Hate facts, hate facts, hate facts!"
>the crowd joins in
>they start encircling the white male, their chants getting louder
>a Pansexual Fairy Sprite starts screeching and hissing in demonic tongues about privilege
>this is the signal for the crowd to rush the poor white man and tear him limb from limb
>as this happens, Bill Nye drops his pants and starts masturbating at the carnage, using the flask he was holding earlier as an anal pleasure tool
>the audience joins in and partakes in a massive orgy of semen and the white male's blood
>in the midst of this, an AfroAsian queerkin finds the papers used by the white male and burns them with his bong lighter
>crowd cheers at this spectacle
>Bill Nye shouts, "That's science!"
>roll credits

>spreads AIDS

>LE TRIGGERED!

kys fucknut, you are too stupid to live.

>"Who said that?" shouts Bill Nye as he steps off his segway. "Who fucking said that?!"

kek

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

>pretending to be DJing

he used to be /ourguy/. He washed up and now he's a sellout.

...

Kek

this is poetry

...

clean energy companies will see a boom in the energy industry when oil and natural gas run out.

the bets are on, but it's not because of climate change.

She ded?

The kids on 9gag absolutely love it

and energy costs will skyrocket for the consumer and make it prohibitively expensive for most people to have, so they will go back to burning wood.

>t.science denying Americuck

>muh consumer

did you know that most consumers are white, privileged, and cis?

fuck em, power to the epic corporations

>consumers are white, privileged, and cis?

The only kind of human that I care about.

Holy shit this is perfect
Is Bens style maturing into a more introspective phase?

So climate change is real then?

What I think liberals dont understand or dont want to confront is without a mass nationalistic economic movement or at least severe protectionist policies with us and our allies agreeing to only buy from complying nations anything less than invading every nation would only result in tying our hands behind our backs as a nation and destroy any chance we have to compete economically as a manufacturer with places like in Asia and South America.

These nations literally use slave level labor and pollute the most already and have no care for climate change polices or any reason to follow them. Introducing these polices will just push more manufacturing on these nations as it will be even cheaper to have your shit made there than the skyrocketing cost to follow clean energy regulations here.

>This shit wouldn't be spammed if Trump supporters from reddit weren't so butthurt.

you seem to have no idea what 'triggered' or 'butthurt' even mean. which is ironic because you SJW's do more of both then anyone on the planet. i'll give you a tip though, just because i'm nice like that so you can stop looking so stupid. normal people can talk about, laugh about, even get angry about things they disagree with without trembling with rage and mashing their keyboards with misplaced righteous fury through tears of immense butthurt.

haha

see, I recognize that while gender is fluid there are people like in this greentext joke that are real.

like, they really overreact about this stuff. they overreact about white men, they overreact about BLM, they overreact about people not accepting gender fluidity overnight.

this stuff takes time.

violence isn't the solution, demonizing white men isn't the solution.

and also, while gender is fluid it should be pointed out that race isn't a social construct and there are indeed differences between them.

of course climates change, but leftwing fags got tired of being wrong for decades with their ice age and global warming rhetoric that they just decided to use the term climate change for their alarmist bullshit.

Yes. I agree with all of that. But what the hell are you talking about?

>gender is fluid

no its not

>tfw the only option is a self proclaimed socialist

Neck yourself

Gender is not fluid you insane neo-marxist. Get the fuck outta here.

reddit the post

Stop posting this jew

She's not a Jew you moron

You'll learn as you get older.

>different distributions of IQ somehow shows race is not a social construct

Listen to Sam Harris' discussion with Charles Murray. That should be a good starting point for a libcuck.

sorry m8 gender is not fluid. Its that simple.

STOP BEING STRAIGHT

STOP HAVING WHITE KIDS

STOP BEING MALE

STOP BEING ATTRACTED TO SKINNY WOMEN

BUT UH, SEX HOW YOU WANT ITS YOUR GOD(NOT REAL THO) DAMNED RIGHT

lol ok and the earth is balanced on a turtle, right?

like i said, you'll learn as you grow

you can't be expected to know everything at your age

yea this is fun m8

your simply wrong.

People who are 17+ and own fidget spinners

>lol ok and the earth is balanced on a turtle, right?

What is this asinine response and what possessed your monkey brain into thinking this was a clever retort?

Imagine watching this shit with your kids lmao