What would Hank Hill do if he gained superpowers?

What would Hank Hill do if he gained superpowers?

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shove a canister of propane up hiss ass

Kick ISIS' ass

Expand his urethra.

Mow his lawn and sell propane. What the hell kind of question is that?

He will be hit with a nice dose of MK Ultra to amplify his views as a conservative republican.

This is the only answer

Make that boy right.

>We will never get KOTH with stands

I think the bigger question is what Dale or Cotton would do if they gained superpowers

「PROPANE」 !

Realistically, he'd become someone who helps the community a lot. Nothing super exciting or amazing unless it was life or death. he'd respond to propane emergencies with utmost priority, maybe prove dale wrong on some of his conspiracies (he'd have to keep his powers a secret from dale though), keep bill in line, yada yada

how do you think a modern KOTH would play the elections? What non-issue would hank find to have problems with trump?

>he wants to build a wall out of hwat? that's no better'n nails and drywall, that's not gonna keep anyone from goin anywhere

Nancy

Anyone have the clip of luanne in shorts?

Hank crossed the border illegally, so he honestly would probably not see a point in young security, knowing there will be a way through any wall

Was koth the best western harem anime?
Yes

koth visual novel when???

Donald Trump is a loud mouthed jack ass from New York, Hank would hate him.

The episode would probably be about Dale, Bill, and Boomhaurer liking him. Dale likes him because he is an outsider uncorrupted by conspiracies, Bill likes being a part of a community, and Boomhaurer likes him because "(incomprehensible rambling)"

Ayomanitellyouwhat, thatdangol'donaldtrumpmanheaintlikenooneelseman. Eryoneelsebetryinformoneybutheaintneedinnoneofit.

He'd invent a CLEANER burning propane

What kind of powers?

>God dang it, that Joker has gone and taken the Arlen football team hostage
>Boy I'm gonna kick his ass I tell you hwhat

>lord forgive me for saying this, but god damn had America lost her way.
>I'm forced between wall and a hard place. I tell you what, we are not supposed to vote for the better of the two worse candidates.
>Hell, I regret not supporting any other candidates before this, even...
>I'll take that spineless Jim Webb over what we have now.

>heh.

>At least we can put trust in Ted to work to keep who ever gets elected in line with the senate.

The possibilities are endless, he could possibly even become a regional manager of Strickland Propane!

POLYGAMIST!

Wasn't Reagan basically the Trump of his time? Or did he have political experience before the presidency? I only figured as much since he was an actor before running.

>and Boomhaurer likes him because "(incomprehensible rambling)"
I read that in his 'voice'.

How do you think Hank would react to Ted Cruz leaving the GOP race ?

>that boy ain't right

>implying Hank doesn't already have superpowers.

What do you call cooking a steak perfectly every time?

What would hank say to power up?
>GRILL MAN OPERATE
>CHAR KING 4000
>VODKAR FUCK YOU DAD

Something like this

>talking like that about your future president

>you just can't wake up one day and say your conservative, Peggy! He's been a die-hard democrat and now he's a republican? I don't buy it. It took President Reagan over 30 years to fully convert. And then he became governor of that God forsaken state and turned them around and dug for their roots.
> Look what he done to Bobby. He's got Bobby going around calling people derogatory names like liar or crooked!
>My boy doesn't know that you can't take that back!

Dale becomes a literal sand man
Cotton kills fitty thousand men

Hank, why don't you rape the Joker?

Dale is an Alt Right Robot.
According to DuramhrockerZ

to be fair, DurhamRockerZ is a faggot

> KotH sequel series
> an explosion rocks Arlen after a gas leak at the local Maga-lo-Mart
> everyone in the area gets powers
> Hank (at work, cleaning the propane tanks) is struck by lightning and gains propane powers
> he has to balance his family life and his duty to protect Arlen from the villains that have sprung up as a result of the explosion

Fight Kuzco in Central/South America

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Mega-Lo-Mart would be history.

And i'd hate to sell bbq briquettes and Hibachi accessories.

I'd be on it if I knew how to make one.
Or if I had enough good art for every girl in the series with a consistent art style.