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continue invasion of somali in our homeland

defend against grey if attacked, use spills to take over jimmy's land, take no more of greys land

Attack byzantine in South America and Africa

Island hop to Florida

Defend if attacked, spills take unclaimed eastern land

agreed, gg so far

defend then attack maple

Spill to resist purple

nap along with me and mexico? you can have south america

can i give lands to a non-ally?

also fill neutral lands to the north and west of china

you live?

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no quit ceeding land

Agreed

>you live?


i believe so

you have 48 spill tiles

ok, i got trips any way, any spill in to where ever i can reach

How much would the spills be?

No idea

see
no more war for now, i saved my smug sisters

i will add them to this turn, you have 48 tiles + your next roll.

defend against grey first off, then invade him. he has to suffer for attacking my peaceful nation.

Resist purple

attck reds in to russia, i have no where else to go, sorry

Defend if attacked, spills take unclaimed western land

Mexico didn't roll to attack me, how am i supposed to calculate what he rolled, also I don't know Byz's spills. This is kind of a shitty map to calculate.

Attack Red in Eastern USA take capital first

defend then attack maple in russia

sorry jimmy, but it looks like you're dead, so i'm going to take up your central lands to protect your people under smug anime

also, NAP? i don't want to take any land south/in your territory

fuck

Attack Mexico, aiming for capital first

push west though red, claiming any neutral territories left from spill

SMUG SHALL RULE THE WORLD

Defend if attacked, spills take unclaimed western land (don't go past the casprian sea

defend and kill maple then pink whoever the fuck that is in russia

pink would be me, sure you want a war prussia?

today marks the day, in respect of our smug anime saviors, mexico will now undergo a transformation

we are now the Mexican Republic of Anime

proceed into the central US region

Continue attacking Red

Yeah, sure

oh dear we're being attacked i just realized

counterattack immediately, focusing on cuba

Breakfast is kill, i surrender. no roll this turn.

Finish off Mexico, spill into Jimmy's land

Take Mexican Capital, eliminate Byzantine, spills to Blue

attack in to mexico, how dare those yellow bastards attack our sisters

i knew it!!! Maple refuses to OP unless it is on the map

attack pink

Defend if attacked, spills take unclaimed land around me

no im still here, updating. i just surrender. im beaten

force these byzantine intruders out of our homeland, with the aid of our own sisters, mexico will prevail glorious in the end

ok then, gg and thank you... proceed

how dare you, i will defend this attack, but you will suffer after i save my sisters

byzantines dead from purple. only purple is still in mexico

how dare you

this will not go unnoticed by the end of the mexican war of liberation

i will kill you until the last prussian breathe you anime jap!!! onward men

Too cute !! =3

ok, use any left to defend against the prussians

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did people think i was just gonna leave cause i was kill?

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Kill byzantines, and then spills to blue

i misread you statement

kill pink!!!

ATTACK, ATTACK PRUSSIA WITH EVERY THING, CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR SEXY SMUG BOOT SOLES

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Resist purple

Defend if attacked, spills take Prussian India! I will fight with my ally, Smug anime girls!

Fuck I forgot to go to Tescos :( I wanted ice cream

op is my bonus even remotely close? on a mobile and cant zoom on that small shit

SAGN and the MRoA stand with you, together we shall make anime smug again

instead you got the world.you died this turn nigga. RIP

yeah its on the mark

>mexican territorial losses from start of game to end of game

oh well, what counts is i am now with my comrades and the mexican republic of anime has been formed

is there any way to assist my sisters overseas?

i meant to post this whoops

no, youre boxed in. you can surrender like me or fight.

bide your time sister, or go all out, we shall protect you

purple is getting over 120 clay per roll.

but.. but i have an NAP with them
they wouldnt just turn around on me and invade me just like that... right..?

ask them

Attack the mongols take their capital

defend and then kill pink!!! to the last man we fight like the true Prussians we are.

did you miss me this turn? i should have crushed prussia

very well, sister

i believe i will go with the former, for now

Defend against all attacks

meant to post

no, he rolled high. you essentially took back the land you conquerored from me

updated bonus, also keep attacking prussia

is pink a contender to fight purple? probably not...

claim all neutral lands in europe, defend against prussia

Crush Mongolia, spills to defending my ally

OP check my bonus somewhat, this is an educated guess

take unclaimed land in middle east

I am breaking all of my alliances, changing my name to the Tibetan Kingdom and staying neutral. Please purple and grey, respect my independence =(

Please leave me atleast one piece of clay =(

spill to whatever is left of europe

Woops I already rolled.

If OP allows it then I don't mind letting you live and just helping defend my ally.

BETRAYER!!!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS IN TIME

you have 148 spill tiles. your ally is not in need of defense, he wasnt attacked

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Mehico

we shall FIGHT TO THE LAST SMUG ANIME GIRL

with the betrayal of our ally, we shall retake our land, ATTACK!

Please respect my kingdom, thank you kind japanese

>retake our lands
>bonus of 14

Please respect me, kind mexican =(

allies sister, untill the end

a person can dream okay

62 tiles left from your assault
he had killed you before he could spare you

until the end, sister