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continue invasion of somali in our homeland
defend against grey if attacked, use spills to take over jimmy's land, take no more of greys land
Attack byzantine in South America and Africa
Island hop to Florida
Defend if attacked, spills take unclaimed eastern land
agreed, gg so far
defend then attack maple
Spill to resist purple
nap along with me and mexico? you can have south america
can i give lands to a non-ally?
also fill neutral lands to the north and west of china
you live?
HALT! (or pause briefly, trying to get this out for visibility - tons of shills due to leaks and influx of Bernout immigrants)
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no quit ceeding land
Agreed
>you live?
i believe so
you have 48 spill tiles
ok, i got trips any way, any spill in to where ever i can reach
How much would the spills be?
No idea
see
no more war for now, i saved my smug sisters
i will add them to this turn, you have 48 tiles + your next roll.
defend against grey first off, then invade him. he has to suffer for attacking my peaceful nation.
Resist purple
attck reds in to russia, i have no where else to go, sorry
Defend if attacked, spills take unclaimed western land
Mexico didn't roll to attack me, how am i supposed to calculate what he rolled, also I don't know Byz's spills. This is kind of a shitty map to calculate.
Attack Red in Eastern USA take capital first
defend then attack maple in russia
sorry jimmy, but it looks like you're dead, so i'm going to take up your central lands to protect your people under smug anime
also, NAP? i don't want to take any land south/in your territory
fuck
Attack Mexico, aiming for capital first
push west though red, claiming any neutral territories left from spill
SMUG SHALL RULE THE WORLD
Defend if attacked, spills take unclaimed western land (don't go past the casprian sea
defend and kill maple then pink whoever the fuck that is in russia
pink would be me, sure you want a war prussia?
today marks the day, in respect of our smug anime saviors, mexico will now undergo a transformation
we are now the Mexican Republic of Anime
proceed into the central US region
Continue attacking Red
Yeah, sure
oh dear we're being attacked i just realized
counterattack immediately, focusing on cuba
Breakfast is kill, i surrender. no roll this turn.
Finish off Mexico, spill into Jimmy's land
Take Mexican Capital, eliminate Byzantine, spills to Blue
attack in to mexico, how dare those yellow bastards attack our sisters
i knew it!!! Maple refuses to OP unless it is on the map
attack pink
Defend if attacked, spills take unclaimed land around me
no im still here, updating. i just surrender. im beaten
force these byzantine intruders out of our homeland, with the aid of our own sisters, mexico will prevail glorious in the end
ok then, gg and thank you... proceed
how dare you, i will defend this attack, but you will suffer after i save my sisters
byzantines dead from purple. only purple is still in mexico
how dare you
this will not go unnoticed by the end of the mexican war of liberation
i will kill you until the last prussian breathe you anime jap!!! onward men
Too cute !! =3
ok, use any left to defend against the prussians
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did people think i was just gonna leave cause i was kill?
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Kill byzantines, and then spills to blue
i misread you statement
kill pink!!!
ATTACK, ATTACK PRUSSIA WITH EVERY THING, CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR SEXY SMUG BOOT SOLES
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Resist purple
Defend if attacked, spills take Prussian India! I will fight with my ally, Smug anime girls!
Fuck I forgot to go to Tescos :( I wanted ice cream
op is my bonus even remotely close? on a mobile and cant zoom on that small shit
SAGN and the MRoA stand with you, together we shall make anime smug again
instead you got the world.you died this turn nigga. RIP
yeah its on the mark
>mexican territorial losses from start of game to end of game
oh well, what counts is i am now with my comrades and the mexican republic of anime has been formed
is there any way to assist my sisters overseas?
i meant to post this whoops
no, youre boxed in. you can surrender like me or fight.
bide your time sister, or go all out, we shall protect you
purple is getting over 120 clay per roll.
but.. but i have an NAP with them
they wouldnt just turn around on me and invade me just like that... right..?
ask them
Attack the mongols take their capital
defend and then kill pink!!! to the last man we fight like the true Prussians we are.
did you miss me this turn? i should have crushed prussia
very well, sister
i believe i will go with the former, for now
Defend against all attacks
meant to post
no, he rolled high. you essentially took back the land you conquerored from me
updated bonus, also keep attacking prussia
is pink a contender to fight purple? probably not...
claim all neutral lands in europe, defend against prussia
Crush Mongolia, spills to defending my ally
OP check my bonus somewhat, this is an educated guess
take unclaimed land in middle east
I am breaking all of my alliances, changing my name to the Tibetan Kingdom and staying neutral. Please purple and grey, respect my independence =(
Please leave me atleast one piece of clay =(
spill to whatever is left of europe
Woops I already rolled.
If OP allows it then I don't mind letting you live and just helping defend my ally.
BETRAYER!!!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS IN TIME
you have 148 spill tiles. your ally is not in need of defense, he wasnt attacked
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Mehico
we shall FIGHT TO THE LAST SMUG ANIME GIRL
with the betrayal of our ally, we shall retake our land, ATTACK!
Please respect my kingdom, thank you kind japanese
>retake our lands
>bonus of 14
Please respect me, kind mexican =(
allies sister, untill the end
a person can dream okay
62 tiles left from your assault
he had killed you before he could spare you
until the end, sister