Why do you hate the burger Europe?

Why do you hate the burger Europe?

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Because while being a chef i know theres much better food

Tfw just had a blue cheese burger

I love it tbqhwyfam

There is nothing inherently wrong with burgers. If you don't use shitty manufactured white bread for the bun and you don't slap processed plastic "cheese" product onto the patty you're basically just eating some lightly seasoned ground beef with lettuce and tomato. And ground beef isn't particularly bad for you.

Burgers are easily acquired in Europe.

Reminder we invented the sandwich

and by extension the burger.

I enjoy burgers tbqh

It's called a Hamburger for a reason, go fuck yourself and keep hating on Hamburg, Fatso.

so this is what cultural appropriation feels like

DELET THIS

Because the Earl of Sandwich is credited with it, doesn't mean all sandwiches are invited by brits, however....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich

>The modern concept of a sandwich using slices of bread (as found within the Western World) can arguably be traced to 18th century Europe. However, the use of some kind of bread or bread-like substance to lie under (or under and over) some other food, or used to scoop up and enclose or wrap some other type of food, long predates the 18th century, and is found in numerous much older cultures worldwide.

>The ancient Jewish sage Hillel the Elder is said to have wrapped meat from the Paschal lamb and bitter herbs between two pieces of old-fashioned soft matzah—flat, unleavened bread—during Passover in the manner of a modern wrap made with flatbread. Flat breads of only slightly varying kinds have long been used to scoop or wrap small amounts of food en route from platter to mouth throughout Western Asia and northern Africa. From Morocco to Ethiopia to India, bread is baked in flat rounds, contrasting with the European loaf tradition.

Just had a double time and now my stomach hurts cause I only drank two cokes. I find you should drink at least 3 cokes per double to help with digestion

Bullshit, for all the crap you talk about Americans and burgers you fucks can never seem to make any of them.

>travel a lot for my job
>spend weeks at a time in foreign nations
>make it a point to order a burger at least once in each country I visit to see how they compare
>England gave me the insides of a meat pie with lettuce and tomato; not even a patty just a bunch of ground beef boiled in gravy, on buttered toast for some reason
>France gives me a salisbury steak and brie with lettuce and tomato on a baguette as well as a very dirty look
>Australia actually gave me a meat patty but didn't bother to season it and didn't give any offer for cheese, just ketchup and lettuce; bread tasted like wonderbread
>Singapore gave me some teriyaki beef patty which was pretty good and very thick, but really was just a big slab of meat on some sort of thick roll
>didn't order ground beef in China because I'm not insane
>Italy provided what I can only describe as a meatball with tomato sauce caked in, mozzarella and garlic, bread was so dense it could qualify as a still frame from a Star Wars prequel
>Canada does everything wrong as usual and tried to replace all the ground beef with turkey, which tastes like shit no matter how you do it
>Mexico tried selling me a burger taco, which was just a normal taco but they put cheez whiz in it instead of cheddar (fuck you)
>Brazil came the closest to an actual American burger except for the spicy sausage they ground into the beef, spicy mayo and jalapeno
>Japan only sells burgers at McDonalds unless you go to a speciality restaurant and pay $50 for just enough beef to satiate a 120 pound man

Some Americans don't settle for the McDonalds patty on a bun, we have culinary masters who specialize in burgers

>double time
*double burger

Feast your eyes
I've had one of these but I can't eat it in one sitting, it's like three meals

...

Burgers are very popular here

Quality Burger from In N Out or Five Guys > that snail Escargo shit that Europoors eat

I don't, it's delicious

HALT! WHY ARE YOU NOT IN YOUR HAPPENING BUNKER, CITIZEN? ARE YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS NOT WITH GERMANY/TURKEY/KABUUL?

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Rand Paul eats a McDouble with juice box both as an expression of patriotism and to demonstrate his frugality by ordering off the dollar menu. The juice box also shows that even while eating at McDonalds he cares for his health.

Why did you choose the chaos candidate?

>tfw when burgerbros actually put meat on their buns
typical american autistry

>stack everything together

>squeeze a buttload of sauce and mayo

>elevate it as a symbol of national cuisine

its food for the unwashed masses

>all that mayo or thousand island or whatever the fuck that is

You almost pulled off the disguise, leaf.

fucking kek

>flag
>english muffin
>onion
>diarrhea
truly nigger tier food

Personally, I'm vegetarian for 22 years...

But even with cheesburger...

The problem is with little diversity (variegation?) . You eat burger monday, burger tuesday, burger, burger, and then burger sunday... Very diverse, isn't it ?

That Mayonaise looks so creamy and dreamy. I wish my loads were as thick as that...

>english muffin
nigga that's whole-wheat

>three meals
lel

What's a Croatia?

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On the other hand, isn't there Sup Forums? I've never been there, but it sounds like this thread might be more suited for that.

>Just had a double time and now my stomach hurts cause I only drank two cokes. I find you should drink at least 3 cokes per double to help with digestion
I find that you should see a doctor to help with your Diabetes.

>Tfw just had a delicious moonshine burger from Hardee's
Europoors just dont understand

Fucking love burgers and i'm fit as hell. :^)

No one appreciates the glory of Hardee's
Leafs probably dont have any though

Guess what I had for breakfast.

/spoiler/
A BURGER WITH A FUCKING EGG ON IT! CAUSE THIS IS AMERICA.

>Hardee's
dat country fried steak and gravy biscuit unf

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>bread was so dense it could qualify as a still frame from a Star Wars prequel

I'm literally eating a burger right now and I almost choked when I read this.

I don't hate it, as much as its corrupt I think it's still salvageable not like us. even if a racewar starts we are still outnumbered because we would have to fight against our own

The burger is our political identity, bitch.

Europe is a country where most culinary excellence revolves around the toast sandwich and boiling vegetables until they fall apart.

>bread was so dense it could qualify as a still frame from a Star Wars prequel

this now tops my list of favorite things I've ever read here.

Kekd
Also this thread makes me want to go eat a burger from the fridge, thanks pol

wtf i hate burgers now

The dish? Nobody does.

The habitant of the new world? Always a faggot.

>always...

HALT, BURGER!

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I like my burger as I like my roast beef, well done.

Best burger I ever had was in Switzerland desu senpai.

And yes, I have had burgers in both the US and Canada.

Canadian burger in a restaurant I worked in was supreme North American burger...

I fucking LOVE a good chilli, cheese and bacon burger. LOVE IT.

unfortunately, living in Edmonton, the place that has the best bacon chilie cheese burgers is a lebanese joint...

Canada here.

WHAT IN THE FUCK are you talking about?

Hamburg, NY you dumb Nazi

>burger joint in Atlanta
>ask for a double chili cheeseburger with pimento cheese (not on the menu)

How do you even eat a burger that tall?

1) pray for the assistance of Merica lovin Jesus
2) open mouth
3) be amazed as burger shrinks to edible size
4) wash it down with a tall drink of freedom
5) drive convertible Mustang to gun range
6) full auto giggles for an hour
7) repeat

Top this.

Then don't be surprised, that you are so fat nation...

This is a meal for quarry worker. If you eat this while sitting and driving a car ("roadstar"?), you will inevitably become fat, because all those unburned callories are just stored...

Is this a reason, why most "Burgers" are considered as fat ?

Sorry for my engaging in shill threads like this.
(But the merkel-thread have got locked sooner than I could reply... The "happening" was fake anyway...)