But what about Goop?

But what about Goop?

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OP, IT'S WHAT I UNLOAD ALL OVER HER FACE AND IN HER MOUTH AFTER I PILEDRIVE MY FUCKHAMMER IN AND OUT OF HER TIGHT LITTLE ASSHOLE WHILE SHE SCREAMS THAT I'M HER SEXUAL DEATH STAR AND HER CHOCLATE STARFISH IS ALDERAAN!!!FACT!!!

There would literally be no better hate fuck in the history of the world

I unironically love her and want to make sweet tender love to her and give her many pisy lickings as slow foreplay. I find her bluntness and honesty more refreshing than all the fake ass bitches that act "le so random and quirky xD" Those are the ones who should be hatefucked. Paltrow is wife-material, not hatefuck material

W-why isn't she wearing any panties?

No better waifu in history 2bh

Her feet are really sexy 2bh

They're underappreciated.

>SEVEN LIMES

She's not hot or interesting but she seems really sweet. I think I'm just in love with her as Margot tenembaum tb h

just remember to take the stone egg out of her vagina first, folks.

I want her to tell me about how many limes she can buy with foodstamps while I eat her out for hours.

Go on...

TWENTY NINE DOLLARS WORTH OF LIMES PLEASE

She has very nice hairy arms

Damn did she do the slutty no underwear red carpet thing before everyone else? Truly a trailblazer.

it's real but retarded
goop.com/better-sex-jade-eggs-for-your-yoni/

imagine if a wizard turns you into gopo's jade egg!

If you google 'not aging gracefully' a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow comes up

>She's not hot or interesting but she seems really sweet

lol wut

she's a stuck-up icequeen

She tells girls to out things in their vaginas that shouldn't go there.

she's just unpretentious in her pretensions

She's trapped in a bubble of privilege though, all smug and delusional, which I'm also turned on by.

Great Expectations my ninjas. Preserved in her prime.

This was the top result though