Brit/pol/ - Manchester Edition

T H I S . W E E K S . N E W S

>Westminster voting-intention
twitter.com/britainelects/status/757102751583236096

>BBC attempts to censor Munich killer’s full name
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/23/bbc-scrubs-muslim-name-ali-munich-killer-article

>Sadiq Khan refuses to ban Islamist terror group Hezbollah
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/20/ukip-demands-uk-hezbollah-ban-following-al-quds-day-parade

>That Brexit apocalypse? It just isn’t happening
spectator.co.uk/2016/07/that-brexit-apocalypse-it-just-isnt-happening/

>Dover ferry passengers delayed by French security checks
bbc.com/news/uk-england-kent-36873632

>Chancellor may 'reset' economic policy in Autumn Statement
bbc.co.uk/news/business-36864099

>EU migrants may face 'right to stay' curbs - David Davis
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36819532

>Britain gives up EU presidency
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/uk-gives-up-presidency-of-eu-council-to-focus-on-brexit-negotiations-a7145801.html

>Islamist Pakistani hate preacher welcomed by Archbishop of Canterbury
ibtimes.co.uk/pakistani-hate-preacher-who-glorifies-islamist-murder-welcomed-by-archbishop-canterbury-1571418

C L I P S

>Brexit Britain: The inside story of how the Leave campaign won
youtube.com/watch?v=kqSGgXb9Ngg

>Owen Jones
youtube.com/watch?v=iSlshoNNEe0

>Nigel Farage
youtube.com/watch?v=Gek__doCZFQ
youtube.com/watch?v=G_AJkwOKjKo
youtube.com/watch?v=quq8QWPwMPE
youtube.com/watch?v=--6eA5IcjwE

>Theresa May
youtube.com/watch?v=-YHvzyfx5j8
youtube.com/watch?v=rtvuiy8p1-I

>Jeremy Corbyn
youtube.com/watch?v=3cTZb0zScwE

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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for my lads in Scotland who voted to leave.

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>tfw no gf

MUNICH

First or fifth or whatever for Waitrose steak & onion chutney sandwiches.

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Another terrorist attack in Germany

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I'm sure someone posted a place to buy a hoodie like karens

Did I imagine this or is it real?

>Waitrose
You fucking Tory cunt get out of Moss Side before I knife you.

It's Pound Bakery or Greggs on payday.

Iktfb

You are all Karen's to me.

anotha one?


delet

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Watching tonight's Robot Wars. It's good enough but the editing is extremely shitty. All these zoomed in low camera angles makes it really hard to make anything out. Too many slow motion replays as well.

Maybe it's the four robots at a time thing that's causing it. Hope it picks up.

MANNY

I have a picture. Only a picture. You can print it out, I guess.

she's so cute

I just want to cuddle her

late night feels

>more boring town OPs

Yeah, another one. Someone set off a suicide bomb at a cafe. Media yet to release ethnicity of bomber but we all know it's a fucking """Syrian"""

amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=GOODS-00028780

>123 quid

It was on amiami for like £100+

Better to look for a chinese knockoff or a similar kind.

Right let's settle this

strawpoll.me/10826957

strawpoll.me/10826957

strawpoll.me/10826957

>she's so cute
>I just want to cuddle her
Me too ;_;

Just searching for union jack hoodie brings a few up.

oh, that happened hours ago. I thought you meant a newer incident

Did somebody say Greggs?

Count me in.

Fuck, oh well the dream is dead

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>There is a person on this board right now who drinks whole milk

John Wayne pls go

YOU
JUST
KNOW

Greggs are shit mate, I'd rather go to Waterfields, best bit is to compete with the pound Bakery they do 2 sausage rolls for a quid

Based peppery sausage rolls

>drinking watery rubbish
Whole milk obviously.

whole milk mate

>YOU
>JUST
>KNOW

Pls, waifus arent made for lewd thoughts

If you don't buy whole milk you're a cuck

>Drinking cow cum

Nice doubles mate, I want a katsu slice but I'm short 22p, help a Brexiteer out?

Anyone else try those? Greggs and weeb faggotry in a single pastry

Drinking anything other than whole milk is gay as fuck.
>Oh i don't want to put on that extra 1 pound from drinking whole milk for like over a year.
>Cuck

Rate these people as "good" or "bad". Even if they're just overall slightly good or overall slightly bad, no one can be entirely neutral.

Adolf Hitler:
Winston Chruchill:
Sadaam Hussein:
Tony Blair:
Bashar al-Assad:
Putin:
Kim Il-Sung:
Kim Jong-Il:
Kim Jong-Un:
Putin:
George Bush:
Obama:
Fransisco Franco:

What size does it come in lad?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Syrian confirmed just now

blue cap master race

If Greggs are doing shit like that I might have to buy one. Still pissed cheese and ham pasties have fucking dissapeared

...idk lad maybe Troye Sivan

>Oh i don't want to put on that extra 1 pound from drinking whole milk for like over a year.

Thats not why i dont drink it, i cant stand how thick it is, it makes me feel like im drinking massive loads after a gangbang

Adolf Hitler: Good
Winston Chruchill: Good
Sadaam Hussein: Good
Tony Blair: Bad
Bashar al-Assad: Good
Kim Il-Sung: Bad
Kim Jong-Il: Bad
Kim Jong-Un: Bad
Putin: Good
George Bush: Bad
Obama: Bad
Fransisco Franco: Good

Is whole milk bad for you?

good
good
bad
bad
good
good
good
bad
bad
good
bad
bad
good

slightly good
slightly bad
bad
bad
slightly good
bad
slightly bad
awful
holy shit how can you fuck up this bad
why is putin here twice
H.W slightly good, W. very bad
very bad
not sure

Anime bp

Adolf Hitler: Bad
Winston Chruchill: Good
Sadaam Hussein: Bad
Tony Blair: Bad
Bashar al-Assad: Bad
Putin: Bad
Kim Il-Sung: Bad
Kim Jong-Il: Bad
Kim Jong-Un: Bad
Putin: Bad
George Bush: Bad
Obama: Bad
Fransisco Franco: Bad

>Churchill Good

Haha, fuck off

You could always have a sausage and bean melt instead, or two sausage rolls in between two sausage and bean melts.

Mads Mikkelsen

So is Corbyn a plant or what?

I was reading through the Guardian today and every comment section referring to Corbyn was practically a labour-party civil war (but you know in text form).

They're all QT in their own way

China Size

Only good ones on the list are Churchill and Obama

It just has a little bit more fat in it, barely any difference really apart from that and it tastes better.

>all these whole milk drinkers

put 'em up

should've expected that.

chink products are chink sized after all.

>assad
>bad

u fkn w0t m8

>churchill is good but so is hitler

dunno how you could have that opinion desu

churchill was a traitor and was literally paid off by the jews.

Scroll down until you see a monochrome table.

So Sup Forums.... would you prefer a good king or a bad parliament?

t-thanks user :)

Bad: Churchill, Blair, Bush and Obama

Literally 100% of this is wrong.

Plus it's not us broad shouldered males would fit in a hoodie made for an anime girl

You want Assad?

Do you read the guardian often? God I hope you don't.

He doesn't protect the rights of the individual, so he is necessarily a bad ruler. He shouldn't be removed, though.

I say we knock down parliament and replace it with a Greggs.

>This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England!

Skimmed milk is ideal.
Depends. Will the former look out on the Feast of Steven?

Adolf Hitler: Bad
Winston Chruchill: Bad
Sadaam Hussein: Good
Tony Blair: Good
Bashar al-Assad: Good
Putin: Good
Kim Il-Sung: Good
Kim Jong-Il: Good
Kim Jong-Un: Bad
Putin: Good
George Bush: Bad
Obama: Good
Fransisco Franco: Good

Adolf Hitler: Good
Winston Chruchill: Bad
Sadaam Hussein: Bad
Tony Blair: Bad
Bashar al-Assad: Bad
Putin: Bad
Kim Il-Sung: Bad
Kim Jong-Il: Bad
Kim Jong-Un: Bad
Putin: Bad
George Bush: Bad
Obama: Bad
Fransisco Franco: Bad

Good King

>Tony Blair: Good

Hitler: Good
Churchill: Good
Hussain: Good
Blair: Bad
Assad: Good
Putin: Good
Gooks: Bad
Bush: Bad
Obama: Bad
Franco: Good

Hussein and Assad kept ISIS and co in check. All the others are fairly self explanatory

Your entire list is contradictory

Are you actually mad?

youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

Best idea i've heard so far.

>all politicians elected based on who makes the best stake bakes

Adolf Hitler: Had the right idea, went off the rails in the end - Slightly bad
Winston Chruchill: - Slightly Good, still annoyed about him giving our shit away to the USA
Sadaam Hussein: - Slightly bad, but we wouldn't have any of this ISIS shit now if he were still around
Tony Blair: - Bad, complete cunt, destroyed Britain
Bashar al-Assad: - No opinion
Putin: - Puts Russia first, not afraid to fuck peoples shit up, Good in a way
Kim Il-Sung: - Fatty who brainwashed and enslaved a nation for a comfy life
Kim Jong-Il: Fatty who lived off fathers brainwashed/enslaved nation for a comfy life
Kim Jong-Un: - Fatty who lives off grandfathers brainwashed/enslaved nation for a comfy life
George Bush: - Slightly good, Tony Blair tier for the war shit, but generally did the smart thing and not the right thing
Obama: - One Big Arse Mistake America
Fransisco Franco: - No opinion

I don't know much about yankee/pol/ but did Hillary start the war in Libya and Syria or was it Obama (or both)?

Both. Hillary was the american version of foreign secretary at the time

A good or bad constitutional presidential representative republic would be nice tbqh.

>mfw Scotland leaves

Col. Gaddafi is the best.

Lads can anyone help me out here?

I've just finished Secondary School this year and I've decided against going to uni because I cannot be dealing with the people and the studying

Decided to try to get into the Marines as a Direct Enlist Officer
but I got told I'd need a degree for that
can anyone give me info on that?

Lads, should I get Nigel Farage's shoes and wear them on June 23rd? Pic most definitely related.

jeffery-west.co.uk/jefferywest/product.asp?item=brilleaux-albion-oxford-29-619

>Kim Il-Sung: - Fatty who brainwashed and enslaved a nation for a comfy life
>Kim Jong-Il: Fatty who lived off fathers brainwashed/enslaved nation for a comfy life
>Kim Jong-Un: - Fatty who lives off grandfathers brainwashed/enslaved nation for a comfy life
Top fucking kek.

>mfw Scotland leaves

i couldnt give a fuck less what you do 11 months from now fucknut.

:(

I hope it fucking does. Let them starve on their own. Let them deal with Sturgeon and her Govanhill Gropers

I'm so fucking hungry lads I've just been eating McCain's Micro Chips for the whole day

>Do you read the guardian often?

Yes. It's actually a very good website if you ignore the opinion section.

And if you do go to the opinion section you get to see leftists still shitting themselves over Brexit and having an identity crisis over the fact that they seriously may not win an election ever again.

It's good stuff.