Be honest, Sup Forums: if you were in Bill's position, what would YOU have done?

Be honest, Sup Forums: if you were in Bill's position, what would YOU have done?

Fuck her butthole

Pay for liposuction
Bitch looks like an obese Audrey Horne.

Made the fat bitch swallow

fpbp /thread.....

> fat jew

sent her back to Israel

I would have done the job I was elected for because I'm not a filthy AIDS victim like Bill and am capable of thinking with more than just my dick

find an actual escort not some hambeast kike

Ask for divorce and fuck Monica whenever I wanted.

I would have put a cigar in her butthole.

She is a Jew, there was some speculation that she was an Israeli spy.

FHRITP!

Monica blew Hillary's husband

Hillary's VP blows harmonica

I would destroy her. She is a fine pawg senpai.

she was an Israeli agent sent in to blackmail Bill into being Israels bitch baka

Made sure to give her some tissues beforehand so she doesn't stain her dress.

THICC

Fuck her purty little mouth

Pick someone prettier.

Think about this... before becoming president, Clinton (according to most sources) fucked .

My how the mighty have fallen

anal

>fuck her butthole
this. but i wouldnt lie about it though. id release the video to the american people.

Not married Hillary Clinton.

More of her

Don't try to apologize for Bill's rapes....

this. There'd be more than semen on that dress.

360 and walk away

Gotten Monica pregnant and made Hillary disappear

>she gave me a blowie
>I've had better
then finish my term

i banged a chick once *because* she looked so close to this cum dumpster.

>what would YOU have done?
Made sure every drop stayed in her mouth.

I would not have cheated on Hillary. I love her and want her to be the next president.

Did you pretend you were the president for a moment? Did you go all the way and pick up a phone to pretend you were on the line with a foreign diplomat while she blew you?

the clintons have murdered so many people

idk why they didnt murder this whore

What I would want to do? Keep Hillary within arm's reach 24/7. She has been a hottie FOREVER. If you're calling her ugly or whatever now, take note of her age.
Hillary was gorgeous as a young woman. I would have had her as my personal cum dump, busting a nut in her five times a day.

But in reality, Hillary is a cold blooded reptile and has no sexual urges. I cant fault bill. Bill also has good taste in women.

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Told her to eat a salad instead of my dick. Then fucked any 10/10 in the world because I'm the President

Fpbp

>Hillary was gorgeous as a young woman.

things so perverted it would be impossible for her to tell anyone without incriminating herself.

>college aged Hillary will never suck you dry and snowball you

I love fat bitches. I would fuck her hard and grab her belly rolls while thrusting. Would tie that bitch up and feed her to get her fatter. Dats a good bitch.

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nah, i just called her monica.

Fucked a supermodel.

Sure would have avoided a lot of problems that way.

They knew she had already talked, would have made too easy to implicate themselves

That fat cow? FUCK no. If you're POTUS you can pull some far sweeter pussy than that.

As an interesting aside, Monica Lewinski believes that she is the first victim of internet harassment. If so, we kind of almost owe her for every lolcow we have ever milked.

The ones they kill are the ones that they can't intimidate or ignore. This one was doing whatever they said. No reason to kill her.

Fuck why all the fat love

I would have described, in great detail, how I wrecked that chubby intern's pussy. With hand gestures and pig squealing noises. And that laugh that Bill had. I can hear it now. While under oath and with an audience of millions hanging on every word.

Then turn 360 degrees, grab my saxophone, and play a solo to myself as I walked away.

There ain't nothin' wrong with that girl-next-door worshipping the sweat off your presidential balls, and the only thing he did wrong was denying it.

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Jerked off.

Made sure she swallowed everything and not stained that blue dress

Lol I thought it was

She's a solid 5/10, but if you're not a beta faggot who powerfucks his women, she's 8-9/10.

Imagine her seduction game with those high test thighs, and envision her seducing the POTUS, even though she is far from perfect.

Must have had literal 10/10 mack skills for a chubby qt

NICE TRY HILLARY!

THICK

Poop comes from there.

Would use as a slampig/10

I would fuck her footpussy instead of her mouthpussy. Look at that, dayum.

get hotter interns

Is she Jewish !?!?!

i want to the rabbit

not right now it does

I dont fault Bill for fucking her, I fault him for being caught and then lying.

((((LEWINSKY))))

wow, Ive seen it all

Sniff and lick her pantyhosed feet

i reply to people weird

there's a joke in there somewhere...
> something something Bush

don't come back for 6 months

> TO THE CAMPS
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Seriously what the fuck

she was. I woulda railed young Shillary so hard her scales would come loose

She thiqq, would have smashed desu

bruh

If i was Bill Id anally rape Hillary and then violently force her to go ass to mouth and choke her unconscious

Considering the alternative? Yes

SHES THIQQ

I would have told her to checkem

>implying he didnt also do that

I bet those feet smell like Fritos.

69. Make sure she cums. Keep cock in her mouth so she doesn't say shit. Force Hillary to watch for being such a sandy cunt.

>"Be honest, Sup Forums: if you were in Bill's position, what would YOU have done?"
>>"Yes"

Poor boy got blinded by the THIQQK.

You, shut up. Bill Clinton doesn't have AIDS.

Apparently, she's still in love with Bill.

I love Bill too, but he's a walking fucked up skeleton right now.

Selfie porn was a little more difficult back then.

>my fellow Americans, tonight, live on national television, I am pleased to report that I did indeed tap that.

Keep my dick in my pants.