You wake up and the see the world looks like this

What do you do?

Get pissed that mexico is still attached to us.

invest in shipbuilding companies

Wonder what the fuck is up with all the weird ass long straight land bridges.

Why leave mexico connected though?

Mexico is a part of the North America landmass user.

Nuke Africa.

Invade Estonia or Latvia.

Start panicking since I don't sleep in a parachute

Carry on with my day.

do i wake up in space or something?

i'm back home. this is how the map looked pre mandela switch

Just buy the Greek freight companies, for pennies on the dollar.

Turk roaches would be all alone. Europe could gang up on them and kill kebab once and for all.

1. Remove kebab from Europe.

2. Find a way to get Ausbros closer to the white-race supercontinent.

"What we are going to do now with Ceuta and Melilla?"

> us
Thanks family ;)

You fucked up turkey you stupid island nigger

Invade Australia anyway

He meant the US

clasic russia

>Turkey is Europe
You fucked up OP, you fucked up badly, go back to school.

This is on the ball.

I'd feel sorry for Siberia, Kazakhstan, Uzebekistan and asian-Asia still being attached to the middle east and india

And for mexico still being attached to the rest of central america.

And for the rest of South America being attached to east Brazil.