I hate this country so much

Christchurchfag here. Why do we keep deluding ourselves into thinking we're "world class"? I hate everything about this place. I hate the accents, I hate that we prioritise sport over eveything else. I hate how everything's so fucking expensive. I hate how it's nothing but goddamn tradies everywhere with their stupid florescent jackets.

I mean even fucking leaves are more relevant than us. Canada has better scenery, more to do etc. With Canuckistan you can at least say
>a FUCKING leaf
>Vancouver aka Chinkatown
>Handsome prime minister
>Montrealfags

But in NZ it's just
>a FUCKING HOBBIT
>a FUCKING HOBBIT
>a FUCKING HOBBIT!!!

Australian annexation when? Or at least can we become a comfy midwestern US state?

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dude stfu, least you got nice scenery, you can make films and a surplus of sheep

Australia is everything you mentioned plus we can't even make a film

Canada a frozen moose shit though

It could be worse. You could be living in Germany.

Take solace in our isolation and the fact that we are worth defending in a global crisis.

Can't be as bad as these Australian slags

youtu.be/y83l9TNgQS8

You have some hot women, beautiful scenery, Weta Workshop, and after the Northern Hemisphere nukes itself, prevailing winds will keep you comfy.

So chill the fuck out, man.

>salty neet embarrassing themselves

either kill yourselves or get a job

jesus christ

he can't get laid is all, don't worry about it

You just gotta chill out m8, go for a drive, smoke a few cones and relax.

I'm in Christchurch too.

You sound stressed, any way I can help? ;)

Fuck off, Joshie, you gay cunt

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Don't forget almost entirely white.

Lot a of people in chch are depressed post quakes.

He's going through an edgy beta phase where he is trying to drag the rest of the country down with him just because he fails.

Tell me where you are so I can come to Christchurch and fucking kill you.

You sound young.

I said the same things as you when I was in my early 20s. Then I went on my OE for 5 years and learnt just how "unenriched" we are to the rest of the world.

Be grateful for what we have bro, it's pretty fucking sweet and could be a hell of a lot worse.

Where are you currently?

Yes, your accents are terrible.

>Chips is cheeeps
>Yes is yeees

South island accent is sexy, ignore people from the north.

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literally trash hole wasteland

75% mate, less than sweden

Fucking retarded moll

You need to realise you don't need to be world class. You need to realise that obscurity is a gift. I find it embarrassing when Canada tries to be a world leader because it reveals our inferiority complex as all we can do is gloat about how we aren't the US. Canada doesn't need to be world class, or NZ for that matter. We are small countries. Just worry about your own people, and not impressing the fucking globe.

Inside you're mother

Get her to checkem

Don't forget literal jew pm

She is, don't worry. I'm gonna nut on her doubles for Bateman

Ugh her smile melts me mang. She's really cute.

Be happy, you gave the world Lorde.

Alberta AKA Texas Here


your country sucks faggot

just join Australia already

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And pineapple lumps :3

Chchfag here too
Be thankful that we're just a tiny country tucked away in a corner.
We aren't getting bombed, our women aren't being raped by sandcoons.
We've got it pretty good here. Sure it's a bit shit post quake and everything's a bit expensive but it could be worse.

We could be in Germany.

JT is that u?

Yes I am indeed in my 20s and I know I'm just throwing a temper tantrum and yes I know we have it 90% better than the rest of the world. It's just because I think it's different after finally returning to New Zealand after doing my IGCSE in UK and living there for so long. I want to die

Yep :) steam?

is the german meme atm true?

I spent 7 months in chch

I thought the women were pretty fit, desu

Don't talk shit about Vancouver you fucking hobbit.

thanks canadabro.

this is true.

*dies internally*

yeah man, what are the odds lol
bummed that I couldn't stay longer in christchurch and meet up with ya

Well I have a German friend who was going to go back home to visit her parents and they told her not to because of the state of how bad it is over there.
They've had two attacks in 48 hours, and it's happening on a weekly basis.
I won't be visiting anytime soon.

Ooo Ty

Don't go to Canada.

We offered to make you a territory but you knocked it back.
Your country did the right thing with your natives though with paying them off.

you should give up and become another australian state :^)

FUG I have a German exchange student friend as well who went back to Göttingen. I guess if he stays away from the big cities it should be fine????

HOW? Instead of exterminating them like the rest of you guys we have crybaby somewhat leechers who just because they're 1/10 maori they get outrages benefits from the govt. Please work hard like the rest of us and don't use your stupid customary land as an excuse

Yeah I imagine so. His friends and family will let him know where to go to keep safe.

What they get from you is much less than what we give ours. I can't remember right now but there was some kind of agreement/payment made.

I'm possibly wrong though, I've seen that you have just as many 1/10000 blood people and guilt complex lefties who whinge all the time for more money and good feelings.

Let me clear something up for you retard 20 something ooo nazism is edgy holocaust never happened globalwarmingisamyth Sup Forumstards.

Leaves = action of leaving

Leafs = plural of leaf

You're welcome.

ahh....I don't get it! Bavaria's such a nice place? Why has nothing happened to the Reichstag or cucked Berlin yet?

isn't it like the ozzie government was just like fuck it I'm not gonna deal with this shit and just gave them stuff because it's worth less than having to deal with them?

I've lived in Vancouver my entire life.

I can confirm the shit-talk is warranted and welcomed. It's literally the """""progressivess""""" of Toronto mixed with the housing prices of fucking Monoco.

Daily gay-parades and rent increases from your Chinese landlord. Thus is the life in Vancouver.

How do you think joining Australia will help? Pretty much everything you just described it the same here except stretched and expanded over a vastly greater area.

Pretty much but it's a catch 22.
We left them to their own devices and even gave them little towns and supplies.
They became dens of horrific levels of child abuse, drug abuse and alcoholism. The gangs and violence got worse too. To the point where we had to send the army in to stop it.
So if we just throw resources at them they don't really do anything and then lefties get angry because it shows that their nature is savage and completely fucked even more after colonization.

I think the general plan is to humour them untill they all die off or mix out enough to ignore.

This is why I voted for Pauline Hanson. She wanted to take most of if not all of their special benefits away that they get just for being native.

also maoris are better than abos and your accents are funny