So I guess Sup Forums was right about this movie.
So I guess Sup Forums was right about this movie
Thomas Carter
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Ryder Perez
So what you're telling me, is that this movie is BASED?
I mean if I had a little sibling or a dumb girlfriend I can enjoy this film, based off what this review is stating.
Bonus Kek for "toxicity" and "clear minded" adults.
Juan Jones
>Sup Forums was right
And the grass is green, what else is new?
Logan Richardson
Sup Forums plz
Zachary Robinson
>Expecting anything of worth from an Angry Birds movie
Aiden Campbell
>expecting anything from Angry Birds or Sony
5 years late to the party, again.
Nolan Turner
>But it’s actually happened. Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks
They really were.
Caleb Ross
This is the most hilarious read I've read in awhile. I hope it catches on.
Easton Diaz
Who is gonna bet that the movie gets cancelled for being "9/11: the movie"?
Ian Jackson
Naaahh, most people won't even notice
Gavin Perez
I want Sony to get more and more desperate and just become crazier and crazier as they search for a franchise-level hit. Greenlight a Candy Crush Saga film. A Puzzle and Dragons movie. Just go nuts already.
Aaron Cox
wouldn't the birds being islanders make them the minorities, fighting back against the evil slave-trading colonialists who are literally trying to create a Stolen Generation
i mean the pigs are limeys and the birds are black, red and yellow if you're trying to impose race onto them
Jaxson Sanders
The beards represent Germany
Camden Flores
*birds
Caleb Rogers
One of the pigs has a literal muslim beard.
Brody Nelson
Nuttier than Battleship? Granted, it's not Sony.
Jonathan Rogers
They are already making the Emoji movie. They are already there.
Levi Reed
>people still surprised that Sup Forums is right, again
As crazy as they sound they're always on the money.
Zachary Anderson
If Trump somehow wins I will accept kek into my life.
Elijah Reed
Can't wait for Peggle 2: The Movie
Leo Taylor
Can't wait for Peggle 2: The Movie
Matthew Martin
Part of me wants to think "Jesus Christ this faggot was really, really fucking pushing for something bad to say" because this sounds so fucking ridiculous, but then on the other hand, what the fuck can they do with a movie about a mobile game?
Blake Smith
>propaganda is good when it's for causes I like
Jonathan Cooper
2016 is the year that both the neo-progressives and the neo-reactionaries officially lost their fucking minds
Justin Reed
>So what you're telling me, is that this movie is BASED?
Jacob Jones
Ya know what? This man's got a point. Still fuck this movie though.
Sebastian Nguyen
I don't know man. Maybe some shit about the pigs stealing the pieces of some ancient bird mcguffin, and locking them in a bunch of fortresses.
That's the best I could come up with at 5am.
Levi Stewart
Sounds like an over-used but perfectly fine plot. If the first modern Chipmunks movie could pull off "total misunderstanding about family plot with moments of nostalgia for the parents" and end up with 3 sequels, this could've done something simple like that.
Evan Lewis
>this whole review
>look at the About the Author section at the bottom
Almost nothing matches.
Gabriel Rogers
Give me an instance when Sup Forums has been wrong.
Brody Brown
Well yeah, that's how having an ideology works. You want more people on your side so you win.
Jordan Morgan
That's implying they had any to begin with. They've never been right about anything, except on how their enemies work.
Kevin Ortiz
There is that massive screencap of people saying how Romney would win. There's probably going to be a similar one for Trump after this election cycle.
Angel Jones
Nah, that place goes for Sandersfags.
Justin Reyes
...
Liam Collins
Sup Forums is always right. It is inexcusable to be a liberal, pro-immigration or anything of the sort.
Also, Angela Merkel must die.
Adrian Baker
any time they chimped out with "IT'S HAPPENING"
Isaac Cruz
I voted for Johnson
Anyone who voted Romney was a traitor to Sup Forums and they deserve it
Ethan Collins
>le person who has no real opinions face
Jonathan Sanchez
> Tripfag
Fuck off.
Hunter Ortiz
You can have opinions without being an extremist, nigga
Jack Anderson
But it's not propaganda when Sup Forums does it, it's """red-pilling""" :^)
Noah Hughes
>I'm going to go pay to watch this shitty video-game movie because if you squint real hard, it kind of sort of supports my position on immigration.
Samuel Ortiz
I don't know, what can they do with a movie about smiley faces?
Oliver Flores
A branding opportunity.
Jose Martinez
I mean they made one about Legos.
Lincoln Ward
We'll see Trump cuck :^)
Owen Davis
Sony should sell their film branch once and for all. It just serves wasting all that playstation money at this point.
Hunter Taylor
Daily reminder that Angry Birds is not Sony's first CGI-animated video game-based movie even though Sony Pictures Animation didn't necessarily make it.
Isaac Evans
Please don't remind me.
Mason Foster
Sorry, but it had to be said.
Asher Stewart
...
Xavier Robinson
>Candy Crush Saga
>Saga
THERE'S NO STORY
Blake Brown
Is it bad though? It looks pretty good.
Alexander Phillips
Shemitah
Zachary Moore
>COMING SOON, MINESWEEPER: THE MOVIE!!!
Jeremiah Robinson
>Go
>Checkers
>Solitaire
>Dominoes
Was there or was the not already a connect four movie?
Connor Butler
Is it propaganda if it's true?
Tyler Carter
THIS SUMMER
ONLY ONE BOY
CAN
????
Julian Nelson
>Just go nuts already.
Nuts: The Movie
Coming 2017
Isaiah Bennett
Stupid goy, only Jews can tell the truth. Anything else is propaganda!
Brandon Green
The nut job 3: Going Nuts
Coming 2017
Carter Perez
Spirits Within was a perefctly decent sci-fi movie. It just had nothing to do with Final Fantasy.
Adrian Wood
>Prior to the film, I had never seen or played the phone game.
look okay i know it doesnt take much fucking research to figure out how angry birds works but holy fuck can critics stop doing this shit where they review movies based on shit they dont know anything about
Like, I dont give a shit about how uninformed and uneducated this cunt is about angry birds but jesus christ it happens so fucking often i'm literally sick to death of it
Why do people think we want to read their boring as shit drool-drabble when the fuck nuggers cant even put in the tiniest cunt of an effort to research the fucking god damn bullshit of a movie GOD FUCK
Jayden Nelson
who the fuck goes and watches a childrens movie and thinks "Let me, an adult, tell you why this kids movie, the one made for easily entertained kids, is bad"
Like, Angry Birds is very clearly a kids movie, not a family movie, like most dreamworks and Disney movies.
Honestly its borderline pathetic to see adults get themselves in a big huff because of how bad a movie for 10 year olds is
Asher Williams
How can this movie be america propaganda, if it was produced on Europe, and is itsef about an european game?
Adrian Watson
>I want the collapse to happen because i might score some pussy
Michael Diaz
Is Angry Birds even popular now?
Legos have always been popular, now Sony is making a movie about Emojis, as in phone emoticons that apparently have lives like the toys do from Toy Story.
What the hell is wrong with Sony? Do they even understand what they're doing?
Michael Hernandez
Whenever they say Jews control the anything outside of Hollywood, and their bullshit about evil race-mixing.
Mason Lee
Legos have near-infinite possibilities, though.
Meanwhile, emojis.
FUCKING EMOJIS.
Logan Sullivan
Emoticon race war. Positive emotions vs negative. They each have to train to gain more power, use science and magic to get weapons, and make unlikely alliances with other memes.
Luke Bell
and the mime represents france?
Robert Foster
>a movie combining DC/LotR/real life athletes, celebrities and even historical figures/TNMT/etc. along with their own original cast of characters
>only thing really Lego about it is its design and the ability to build things
The only real question about the Lego Movie is why didn't they think of it sooner?
Nathaniel Harris
Sup Forums is never right.
Even when they're right, they're not right.
Brayden Clark
>Is Angry Birds even popular now?
I don't know, is it 2012?
Jose Diaz
Yeah, if they renamed it or just gave it resemblance to Final Fantasy other than the title, it would have been great.
I think Final Fantasy Type-0 would make a great movie.
Matthew Myers
ugh europe is for everyone there needs to be loads more diversity and only a few pissbabies from Sup Forums disagree
Noah Gray
Okay, I give up. Are Sup Forums just joking around or are they actually like that.
Gabriel Fisher
Why don't you go visit and ask them?
:^)
Nicholas Allen
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Leo Perez
both
they're a combination of idiots and people in it for laughs, usually both.
Ian Davis
Vidyakino is saved.
Now we just need Studio Ghibli to come in for the kill by making a Zelda movie.
Adam Sanders
Kaziklu is far worse than normal trips. Its sad that most peopke dont remember his cancer from 08.
Dylan Green
>Vidyakino
I don't know if you are from Sup Forums or Sup Forums but kindly fuck off back to one of them.
Jace Gutierrez
They are that bad
Robert Garcia
Because he's not paid to play video games. He's paid to review movies. And you shouldn't have to play a video game to enjoy a movie even if it's based on one. Why is this such a foreign concept for butthurt video game fags?
Brody Jenkins
>this year's greatest piece of Sup Forums-bait is the fucking angry birds movie
What a time to be alive
Benjamin Gonzalez
So you are saying that you don't find it hard to believe that he never downloaded the game and played? Maybe while waiting at the airport?
Dominic Howard
Its not even just video games retard, its comics, its books, its history, its even remakes of actual movies or old cartoons
can you seriously be so retarded that you think your opinion fucking matters about something when you have decided that its worth so little to you that you cant take two seconds to download one of the most famous iphone games in existance for free
is that really asking too much
Nolan Davis
>Sup Forums belongs to Tumblr, shitlord!!1
Elijah Evans
This is how cancer like Baneposting spread
Jace Hill
Say it to my face.
Nolan James
Not that I agree with Sup Forums but I'm really tempted to see this movie now.
Chase Wilson
were people actually not going to see this movie?
Honestly it looks like a fun little movie that'll get a few chuckles, even if its because its bad
like damn you all need to lighten up a bit
Isaac Cruz
I mean i don't think it'd be smart to spend money to see it.
I'll definitely download it.
Samuel Reed
kino is literally a tumblr meme, so yeah, legit complaint there. It's just dumb, if you don't know the real word for things just go read a book and shut up.
Gavin Nelson
What's the context for this? What were they getting hyped about?
Colton Young
Really? I mean, its going to make money anyway, a single view is pretty insignificant
But I guess thats the kind of thought process that that leads to crap movies getting huge
Christopher Myers
But aren't the birds clearly technologically inferior to pigs?
Camden Davis
Never heard anyone outside of Sup Forums use the term, so I'm not sure what you're talking about.
I think he means the movie isn't worth paying for.