Ask a tourist in Iran anything

Ask a tourist in Iran anything.

Are you currently in Iran? Is it for business or leisure? Were you formerly known as PK or Persian King? Are you currently using a Dutch proxy to circumvent their national firewall? Are you currently on Sup Forums? Can I ask you anything?

why is iran banned from 4 chan

why?

Yes, pleasure actually, PK, no when I roam I get a Dutch ip, yes, yes.

Iran is not banned from 4khan, 4khan is banned in Iran.

Asking something is completely optional, don't feel obligated.

why?

I can only guess but I think because of the nsfw boards.

Why don’t you post anymore PK?
Not even on your archive ;-;

What vpn are you using?

How come your flag isn't Iranian if you're in Iran?

How modern does it feel there? Could it pass for a European city, there (people and language excluded)?

turn off the vpn faggot I still need that flag

Posted today, I was doing normie stuff.

Roaming, no vpn, it's 50 eur for 100mb but my company pays :^)

Roaming, posting from wifi doesn't work, tried in 3 hotels, Iran has blocked Sup Forums.

New suburban areas are extremely modern, shopping malls, coffee shops, fast food, cute girls in modern clothing.
Old town is always middle east looking.

You can get it only by using a vpn actually, not from Iran.

Take pics/go outside.

Make this a thread a choose your own adventure type quest.

Is your real name Rudy Broersma

We need a PK discord t b h

Can you post pics?

It's dark and cold outside.

Please delete this.

This was today.
Currently looking at it from a coffee shop.
>when you see it

Are you travelling alone? Did you go there on your own or through a travel agency?

Alone and on my own but I met a girl on the plane and she, her sister and her friends showed me around for three days.

did you fug her

Do most Iranians speak English?
Is hashish common there?

No

Most do not.
I've smelt weed multiple times, mostly next to hostels. One of my taxi drivers showed me his stash after I told him I was Dutch.

Are the women beautiful?

The upper class women are.

Post proof you are in Iran

...

nice

have you had a near death experience yet

Iran is very safe.

What's Iran like, shithole like any Arab country or it has something not completely shitty?

It certainly has some arab influences and similarities but there's a lot more history here.
The Iranians have a pretty high quality of life when you keep the sanctions in mind, they could be off far worse.
They got a good amount of highly educated people, but I think these are also the people who want change or to leave for a freeer country.

Are you holding that with your dick?

>arab influences and similarities
It's more the other way around. Arabs had no culture until Persian influence.

Have you visited Mazandaran (very green) or Kermanshah provinces?

How common are big noses?
Do the people go around with bandaids on their noses?
Are there clubs/house parties?
Are the people friendly and open or more reserved?
What do they think about you visiting their country?

How much did the whole trip cost you so far?

Do you want to visit Syria :^)

No.

No, I'm doing Isfahan, Yazd and Shiraz.

I've seen quite a few.
No, but I suspect things are going on, Arabs come to Iran for cosmetic surgery too so I've heard.
Coffee shops with very loud music exist.
Very friendly and quite a few are talkative.
They welcome tourists and would like more, some are concerned about how we think about Iran.

Plane tickets 800 eur, rest so far 750 eur, I stay in 5 star hotels or best hotel in the city.

Now I go sleep.

Yes, I want to but I won't.

Are you planning on removing some kabob?

Have you seen some public hanging?

Go to Darband. I really liked that place.

Be sure to attend one of those early-morning public hangings.

i went to mazandaran on the beach when i was a kid. saw another kid pooing on a designated street near the apartment we rented for vacation near the beachside. accidently touched the fan in a store my parents sent me to buy cheetos and it was bruised badly for days.

we went to the jungle area as well and i killed some frogs there while picnicking.

Killing frogs is unethical. You are a sick bastard.

You would know, Saudi shit-scum.

calm down bro, i also killed ants, grasshoppers, butterflies. grasshoppers were the most fun thing to kill when i was a kid because i got to rip out the jumping legs and let it walk around a bit and then i would bury it alive in the dirt.