Why does everyone believe that Santa lives in Finland?

Why does everyone believe that Santa lives in Finland?

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Because he does

Only Fins and retards believe that. Everyone knows that Santa lives at the North Pole

Why would anybody live on North Pole?
Stupid Canadians...

no greenland

I thought Santa came from Iceland.
Meh, whatever.

Because Finland is a gift to humanity

Santa isn't real

Why woukd anybody live in Lapland? The North Pole is a great location if you have to visit every home in the western world, need to remain a secret, keep reindeer, and rule over a winter holiday.

That's it! No gifts for you!

>Be murrican
>Get no gifts

>Why wouLd anybody live in Lapland?
Dunno. About 2 million people do.
>The North Pole is a great location if you have to visit every home in the western world
And let the South without gifts? That's racist!
>need to remain a secret,
Why do you need to keep it secret?
>keep reindeer,
Nothing to graze, it's not their natural habitat.
and rule over a winter holiday.
I don't get what's that supposed to mean.

>murrican education

he does exist, see

>tfw murricans fell for the coal meme so badly they want it even for Christmas

>Dunno. About 2 million people do.
Santa can't live in a suburb surrounded by Laplander neighbors. His home is a quaint cottage alongside a factory full of elves that no one has ever gotten photographic or even anecdotal proof of.
>And let the South without gifts? That's racist!
Have you seen the crime rates in Africa and South America? They aren't getting any presents so the Santa just needs a quick trip south for Australua and New Zealand, the vast majority of his work is in the northern hemisphere
>Why do you need to keep it secret?
It adds to the magic, when you have houses everywhere like Jesus you end up with shit like Christianity in America. Santa knows it's best to have one house far from civilisation
>Nothing to graze, it's not their natural habitat.
It's damn close
>I don't get what's that supposed to mean.
Santa is the man at the centre of the most popular winter holiday, he wears a snowsuit and drives a winter sleigh. It stands to reason that he would live in a land of eternal winter, a place that is the crown of the wintery Arctic.

I always thought he lives in the north pole, not an specific country tho

Santa is an anglo.

Obviously

In America, Santa sells expensive presents to poor children (plus tax + plus tip)

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Slovak santa is Finnish too

poor children don't get gifts
even Santa hate them

The slav knows.

Why is everyone assuming Santa's gender?

>Santa can't live in a suburb surrounded by Laplander neighbors. His home is a quaint cottage alongside a factory full of elves that no one has ever gotten photographic or even anecdotal proof of.
That's just a fairy tale promoted by Coca Cola and Disney.
>It adds to the magic, when you have houses everywhere like Jesus you end up with shit like Christianity in America. Santa knows it's best to have one house far from civilization
Shit logistics. Santa isn't an idiot.
>It's damn close
Not really. Reindeers survive trough winter eating lichen, they wouldn't survive a week on a glacier.
>Santa is the man at the centre of the most popular winter holiday, he wears a snowsuit and drives a winter sleigh. It stands to reason that he would live in a land of eternal winter, a place that is the crown of the wintery Arctic.
Wew. He better move out soon, as there won't be ice on the pole during Summer in the not so distant Future.

Christmas Goat's wife isn't some harlot in stripper outfit, Philippe. One strike on the naughty list.

this

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Lappland, to be accurate

One of the somewhat succesfull marketing feats over here.

That's just the old Coca Cola ads showing Santa next to polar bears which influenced American """"culture"""". If you truly believes this you're worse than them.

santa is the amalgamation of a few characters
one of this traits about being good children is a finnish myth, instead of giving good children toys he would boil alive bad children and eat them and good children live through another winter

Ive been to the hotel where santa fucked a hooker in ama

>believing in a fake sinterklaas
he is spanish and the dutch kids are the only ones who deserve presents

It's just Saint Nicholas who gave secret gifts to the poor + more than a thousand years of folklore piled on top

Because Santa is Finnish.

Dont Spaniards draw a face on a log and beat with sticks for Christmas or something?

>know that Santa lives in Finland?*

Now book a trip to Finland, Nippon