Going to Miami any tips?

Any burgers bros can tell me anything about Miami?
What to do/see, wich places should i avoid like nig neighborhoods or shit

Its disgusting there.

its pretty shitty, tbqh..

avoid this crazy bitch too

>what places should I avoid?

Miami for starters

Shit, is that bad?
Why?

Just avoid the entirety of florida. Bunch of jews, niggers, and cubans.

from what I've seen in my short time at Miami, it's shit, and only a tiny part is not shit.

Nah man, Miami is nice. Stay out of the ethnic neighborhoods though, Little Haiti, Little Havana, Pork & Beans, and various other ghettos. There's a bunch of cool shit to see, and tons of attractive women. South Beach, Coconut Grove, shit like that.

Can be expensive though.

>that face
No wonder she went through med school

Floridafag here. Avoid Miami at all costs, unless you like jungle niggers on the streets. Pic related is from Memorial Day this year, right on Miami Beach. You be the judge.

miami is basically the walking dead in real life, with more spics

Thanks pal,
Also is cape canaveral any close? I always wanted to go there.

Tampa Bay's nice.

>Memorial Day
If you lived here you would know that's when the chimps have their annual rap contest.

qepd

>r annual rap contest.
does anyone ever get shot?

I'd say it's about a 4 hour drive up the coast.

Miami native here, its a shithole. Find yourself a nice hotel in homestead and only drive over to one of the beaches for one day to stare at all the fat Cuban asses then go right the fuck back. Its a nightmare to drive and the people are outworldishly rude

I hear Liberty City is nice

Stay the fuck out of Miami it's full of dirty fucking Cubans, that want to steal your money at all costs.

Vaya a Little Havanna para un sandwich que se llama "la medianoche." Este viene con jamon, queso, cerdo, mostaza, y pepinillos. Tambien, el plato viene con una porción de papas fritas crispadas.

Not sure, I don't keep up to date on nigs, I tend to avoid Little Haiti, Hialeah, Overtown, Sweetwater, anywhere with a large Colombian, Haitian, Central American pop/Cuban pop etc.

Plus he's a boli, it's not like he's not used to worse conditions.

>Homestead
>Nice
>Fields, occasional strip mall (with mexicans and blacks), and more mexicans working the fields
lel

Why the fuck would you ever want to go there unless you were a jew or trying to smuggle in a bunch of coke?

Watch out.
Florida itself is a crazy place.
Just look at the Florida Man Twitter. You may get assaulted by a man with a fish wearing only a speedo.

If you're going to Kennedy Space Center (I liked it) then go to Cocoa Beach. Beautiful flat sand beaches. And yes, avoid Miami unless you're going to visit a nice Hotel with private beach.

To many fucking Cubans.

ummmm is that a cocaine hotdog? Bolivia....

Miami it's a fucking shit hole.full of Colombian whores and dirty fucking Cubans

> going to miami any tips?
DON'T! florida is a shithole and miami is the asshole of said shithole

it aint the Cubans. It's Fucking south Americans....

Nice coca leaf sandwich

If it wasn't for the dirty Cubans. It would be nice.

I live in Key Biscayne, its rad. What ethnicity are you friend? Do you speak spanish?

It's the Cubans and central americans. Compare Hiealeah to Doral/Weston or Brickell.

We don't know how bad the Zika virus is and the CDC isn't aware of the chances of birth defects yet. The mosquitos (egyptian) are common where I live just north of Miami. There is now evidence of the virus being easily caught through common human contact. For your own safety please purchase mosquito spray to avoid spreading this possible pandemic.

learn to speak mexican and cuban

>south beach
Was there last week, it's chocked full of fags and homeless people
Canaveral is a long ways away from Miami

> South Beach
> Wynnwood
> Lincoln Road
> avoid downtown/brickle near/after sunset
> don't go West of 95, ever.
> If you can go North Hollywood beach is cool
> Fort Lauderdale beach is pretty cool

> if you like drugs and clubs, you'll be fine.

> go to Scarlet's or Tootsies for good strippers

> go home and dream about living in Miami, then realize it's only awesome if you're visiting

Can handle the Cubans, it's the damn Haitians that ruin everything

Do go to south beach (Lincoln road) and do go to Wynnwood.

If you must go to little havana, go during daylight hours. don't get lost.

White, don't know by /pol standards though
And yes i speak Spanish since I remember, i refused to learn native languages(govt here pretty much tried to force kids to learn in school) and instead started a more profound course in english.

Go to vice city instead. Just watch out for a nigger named Vance.

Florida here.
Don't go to Miami.
Go to the Keys or go North.

>wich places should i avoid
Miami

>Stay out of the ethnic neighborhoods though,
Nigga it's like 95% Cuban.

Not too North, pandhandle is shit.

Live in Miami

It's pretty fucking garbage, go to the beaches in Hollywood

Also visit Key West there are some nice water forts down there

People are shít tier

Also might as well eat some Cuban food it's not bad the restaurant (La Carreta) comes to mind

if you speak spanish youre good

>Keys
I hope you don't mean Key West mate

Wynwood is hippy fucking trash

It's worse than a third world country. Fucking Cubans allover the place. Demanding you speak . What ever it is they fucking speak. Because it's not Spanish. Just lock your door after 2100. Cuban whores full of aids and stds.if I was you I would stay as far away from this shit hole.

Things to do
>Go to the keys
>Swim in nice parts of Miami beach
>Go to butterfly world

That's basically all the advice I got for you dear Bolita.

Thanks bro, we got a lot of mosquitoes here aswell, i had dengue fever when i was a kid.
Pretty much stay in the touristy areas?
Kek, love that game

If you're white you live in Kendall

The Cubans are fine its the Haitians and South Americans you have to worry about.

Anything above Hollywood beach is ok.

Miami is fine for a vacation OP, but living there can suck

will it be your first time in the states?

I live in Miami, it's awful
Visiting I'd figure is okay but not for too long

Tops 3-4 days

>Going to Miami any tips?
Lived there for 7 years. Best tip; Don't go.

>Cubans are fine
>Hialeah

Nice try Yusnavy

Overtown and liberty city are gorgeous this time of year.

Doral is just as full of Cubans, just Cubans that make more money.

References: I live in Doral

OP Miami is cool, hit the beaches, come to Doral and we'll hit a few bars and hit on some easy Latin girls, this place is paradise.

>Yusnavy

was in miami for spring break and it was shitty tbqh

No, Doral is Venezuela.

Anyone here Cutler Ridge?

Yes and the people are actually really nice and redpilled as a motherfucker on economics

Where? I live in Doral and it's mostly Venezuelans (with sprinkles of Colombians) here.

t. Venezuelan in Doral

Old Cubans are pretty redpilled in general having lived through communism and all.

Go to a Marlins game, they just built a new stadium, they're not terrible this year and nobody goes to their games so tickets are cheap.

Overtown and liberty city are gorgeous this time of year. These are the celebrity play grounds Miami is known for. All this people hating on Miami are crazy. It's a rich and famous people haven for a reason.

answer the question. Is that a cocain-plant leaf hotdog, yes or no

Going on the 21st of Aug, planning on spending a week in there.

Who's down for a Sup Forums meetup? We should give the boli a tour.

I live in Hollywood. Miami suck balls . I went to a burger King. When I was ordering. Some dirty Cuban bitch was demanding I speak her shit language. I told her this is the United States of America we speak fucking English. Some fucking dirty Cuban manager came out apologized. Gave me free food so I would not report them. South Florida went to shit when Castro send all the shit from Cuba . that's a fact.

>Overtown and liberty city are gorgeous this time of year.

Coral Gables would be a good place to start, from there make your way to south beach to take in the sites.

Yeah it is. I've had chewed coca leaf before and that def is.

>Go to a Marlin's game
lel

I want.

Edgewater here. It's not too bad living here. The door attendant gets my amazons and the valet parks my car when I need to hurry and get my tendies in the oven. Make sure your high rise apartment has an ocean view too. Ask just heard an explosion.

you ain't missing out too much. just a bit of euphoria/energy and numbness on your tongue.

It's always the same shit with Venezuelans. 6 of you live somewhere and it's yours. Jesus, Im not even Cuban and I find the majority of you guys annoying as all hell.

Protip: Sweetwater is not Doral. Stay on the right side of the Dolphin Expressway

It's a lot of fun if youre like 25 and have money, north miami is the nogland. tourists are always at least 10 minutes away from there by default tho. check out coral gables once you get bored of the 3 things you can do at the beach

what are you?

dont come because we dont want you here

mneah sounds good man sign me up!

I was watching a documentary once, saying that it had been common to chew there for a long time, and that it helps with the high altitudes.

Looks more fun than nicotine gum...

Yep, it is.
Coca is overrated though, its mostly used by truck drivers, construction workers and students who need too stay awake.

Cuban here in brikell, pretty true but avoid the younger Cubans/ Cuban Americans, they feel entitled like every other race baiting nigger. Avoid hialeah.

Literally anywhere worth being, is too expensive to be worth being at. Unless you're a cigar tourist, in that case it'll be fine.

Doral has the highest concentration of venezuelans in all of the USA

true there are more cubans, but there are more venezuelans here than anywhere else

not venezuelan btw

If you go to South America you should def try it dear leaf. It was pretty legal, they even had a coca leaf cookie, made out of coca leaf flour or something. Just expect energy, nothing like a drug.

go straight to the beach

you can google crime maps for us cities to find the nig neighborhoods

Avoid Miami unless you don't mind dealing with Cubans and Haitians.

The Haitians are a shit race of people while the Cubans are tolerable.

>As of 2000, Doral had the highest percentage of Venezuelans residents in the US, with 8.22% of the population (Weston was the second highest, with 4.10% of the population.)[11]

Not to mention Cubans literally do what you described.

>Sweetwater
Likely central american

stay in your country USA will not be your home you will be sent back

why the fuck would anybody not in South America, go to South America??

Medianoche is literally mouth sex.

Nature, Patagonia (depending where you go) is beautiful, and I've been wanting to Incan ruins in Peru.

Can confirm. Try Versailles or La Carreta if you're down there.

Want some coca you leaf?
Stuff is totally legal here and cheap as fuck
I only find the shipping a little tricky

I'm too scared of a fish swimmin up muh dick