Alright guys, you can borrow my time machine, but only if you are going to do something that is actually interesting...

Alright guys, you can borrow my time machine, but only if you are going to do something that is actually interesting. Any loser who says: Kill Hitler doesn't get the keys.

>go back in time
>kill eve
>women can no longer cause problems

kill hitler's parents

>Completely eliminate humans from the earth
Good fucking job.

When hitler is giving his speech pants him.

Give Hitler access to the time machine to ensure he doesn't fuck up the war this time.

Take me to the Supreme War Gabinet of December 7th 1941.
I want to share some stuff with the Emperor's staff.

I would go back and prevent the recurring child molestation that caused OP to become a huge faggot.

Stop the slave trade before we imported all the niggers. They would have picked their own damned cotton if they knew.

>go back in time
>kill eve
>humans evolve to be a male only species
Now what?

faggot

Uninteresting. Grow an imagination. No Keys acquired.

Not bad, not bad... Simplistic though. Could be better.

bump

Go through time and assemble every firearms designer and progress weapons design and efficiency 10 fold. Progress technology as well so in the future man kind is traveling the cosmos.

>mfw still single

I want to go back to the 19th century and murder Tohmas Jefferson before he could found the Democratic Party.

I want to sexually fuck young Hillary.

Take the dozen most influential post Civil War politicians and show them what not sending the freed slaves back to Africa will cause.

Teach early Rome simple procedures for medicine (washing hands for doctors etc) and ship building techniques along with any field tied to it that helped such as food curing, astronomy, charting and what not

let's see where they end up

NIGGER HOLOCAUST

Assuming we are to prevent paradoxes if we can,
I would either:
1. gift a fleet of A-10 warthog to America during the Vietnam war.

2. Teach young Hitler war strategies, so he would not have failed as he had.

I want to hide in the background of every picture until 1942 carrying a pink dildo and a bottle of lube in the other.

Boring, boring boring. No one ever says anything interesting. What would you guys do if you became as fast as the Flash? Try win the Olympics? open your minds.

Go forward in time and borrow a space ship.
Go back to 1968 and land where Armstrong's first footprint will be.
Leave a kids football with "if found return to joey Namath, beaver falls USA" written on it.

Thats gonna make life a pain in the ass.

Go back in time to study for history class and """"""""accidentally"""""""" leave my history books in the past.

Give hitler 10 nukes.

>Take gun with me
>Find first human man and woman
>Shoot man in the gut, blow out the woman's kneecaps
>Strangle them both to death
>Shoot myself afterwards

make Lenin a libertard

>Take laptop filled with my 1 million + ebook collection(about half on science and techonology)
>Travel to USSR, 1930's.
>Help them to develop the technology to fundamentally change world history forever.
>mfw USSR wins WW2 AND Cold war.

Worldwide revolution my friends

Save a life

Go back in time to ancient Athens, already knowing all the science, engineering and philosophy they came up with. Become "Great Sage", and go down in history as the wisest man on earth.

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