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cheers

I'm at Beefeater

hate hate
love love
simple as

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Gods not *BUUUUUURP* real morty

the fuck do I do with a phone that doesn't have a headphone jack

anime

My 'toil' really isn't so bad

can somebody recommend some decent in-ear headphones please? £50ish tops

might boof loads of drugs and smartphones, then get myself sent to prison

easy money

Xiaomi

need a bf :[

*sticks my limp willy in your ear*
HAHA, how's this for decent in-ear headphones?

Had a phone call """"interview"""" about 2 weeks after my GP appointment, first session was about 2 weeks after that.

Really wanted drugs so I could feel nothing though, not some bint telling me the life I was living was a pretty boring one.

Night lads

Would put a second mortgage on the house and drag my scrotum through a cactus patch just to smell one of Emma Watson's farts.

they told me the wait could be up to 6 weeks but I only had to wait 2

sign up by making a regular GP appointment, tell them you're depressed off you're nut and you'd like to try therapy. They'll probably offer you SSRIs too and you can take em or leave em.

when did he get fit?

>Talk to me boyyyyyy
No disrespect, I don't mean no harm
>Talk to me boyyyyyy
I can't wait to have you in my arms
>Talk to me boyyyyyy
Hurry up cause you're taking too long
>Talk to me boyyyyyyyy
Bet I have you naked by the end of this song

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

not povvo chinky shit

enjoyed this post

Soundmagic ones. Top quality chink tech.

>poo gate

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waiting list when someone I know with schizophrenia applied was about 2 years..

grim

buy a pair of bluetooth earphones, just bite the bullet and get it over with, not fucking around with wires all the time is great

hate naming everything after watergate
so fucking stupid.

>povvo chinky shit


dumb deano

wahey it's about time the good yank showed up

Sure that wasn't just his paranoia making him think the NHS said years instead of weeks?

Surgical strength benzos

oh fuck off

even deanos like politics now

the cans

wrong

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Yelping

therapy and SSRIs are both memes that don't work

*upvotes your post*

no you fuck off

this

does my fucking nut in

>cheap, bassy chink headphones
>not deano
lol

except that the evidence is that they do

*unsubscribes*

stop firing people over social media outrage

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>potatogate

Is this the beginning of namegate?

how do we get the monarchy back? kind of over this federal republic business desu

quite orwellian if you ask me

>"haha, your wife is black. X)"

>ssris work

£15 pair of chinese earphones is equivalent to a £90 normie brand you get off amazon

what

Feel like a big man when I watch the Casino Royale intro.

SSRIs helped me though

WAHEY, but no he has a gf who sorted it for him.

Rhino benzos

this image makes me feel very lovecraftian

Help me lads

no it's not. pistons are ok but you can get much better for 90 quid. and xiaomi's newer iems are fucking shit.

nolanesque post

vile little gremlin

Was glad to leave Hong Kong

baffling that the shithole is considered to have a high quality of life.

>24

then what the hell am I meant to do to get a gf

>everything I can afford is Deano
one of my favourite /brit/ memes

Just got in from toil after starting at 9am
Have to be up at 4 tomorrow for more toil
Just sat down on the bog and I’ve got the shits

Not quite sure what I’ve done to deserve this

what's the chink equivalent of ATH-M50Xs?

Don't want much, just £1000/month without having to toil so I can live a buddhistic lifestyle

Then again I also want a family and a wife who will want expensive things so I'll be forced to toil

Quite the conundrum

utterly FUCKED IT lads

genuinely considering offing myself over this

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Dr Beats: Dre

the absolute state of feminists

>want a family and a wife
no you don't

deANUS detected
ajskajajajJAKajjakaja

what's le story lad?

>budget is 50 quid
>doesnt want "cheap shit"
Hooting

Tell all lad x

whats the matter lad

christ, imagine being such a numpty twat you spend $90 on earphones

TIME FLIES BY WHEN THE NIGHT IS YOUNG

Did you lads know Lady Sovereign was a dyke?

the argie is on a fucking roll

I haven't responded since I asked for £50 recs, it's somebody else

I have expensive over-ear headphones, but these buds are for daily use....they take a beating and end up in my pocket etc.

>I love you!
>I love you too!

Not even sure I love her desu just say it for that punani

Whadda lad

She should've just chomped on it though.

why is greater london obsessed with xiaomi earphones. he gets ridiculously defensive over them.

What is wrong with sc*ts

Anne

had forgotten she even existed until just now
talk about has been

>Farmers’ groups are alarmed about the prospect of trade deals with countries such as the US and Australia

Farmers literally about to get what they deserve for destroying our countries ecosystem

>mfw mass farmer suicide and woodlands springing up in place of their farms and I'll be there to study it all

want to live like this and just read books and write

holy shit blast from the past

i bet at least a few of these earphone runts are also leftist commies. the irony is lost on them

Raaaah no lie? Kmt she was a spice back in the day yannow cuz

Got called racist in Greggs earlier lads

cutting myself again lads

>using headphones

are you a school shooter?