Why is Japan the most based country on Earth?
>conservative
>patriotic
>upholds traditional values
>wealthy
>no illegals
>no muslims
>no gays
>no feminists
>no theft
>no drugs
>rich culture and history
>sophisticated people
Japan is a role, an example, that the world should follow.
>inb4 english teacher
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
sankakucomplex.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
m.youtube.com
m.youtube.com
twitter.com
Only thing world needs to do is nuke you again, or maybe wait for another tsunami to wipe you out.
the only thing bad about Japan are the Koreans and English teachers that go on Sup Forums and impersonate Japanese to slander them -- I suspect one will show up on this thread pretty soon
This.
Filthy fucking weebs and beta faggots, stay the fuck away from Japan.
>conservative
Then why aren't you trying to invade everywhere? Oh right, we saw how that worked out. At least the pascifists in your country call themselves what they are.
>No gays
HAHAHAHAHAHA Try again faggot
>No theft
Except for the intellectual theft against people who post critique :\
>"Japan totally wasn't made great by America or anything, nah we were always making cellphones and shit."
>Leaf
The only good things from Japan are the women, and the anime.
You guys are annoyingly repetitive.
The sort of "don't fix what isn't broken" type of people which has allowed America to make you their bitch after WW2.
Need an example? Look at any japanese game. No change in mechanics since 1994.
>based
>torture suspects until they confess to a crime
>this is common practice
nah, I'll stay in America, thanks
you forgot video games
>Look at any japanese game. No change in mechanics since 1994.
compare MGS1 to MGSV
Compare MGSV to MGS1-PW. They took generic open world properties and pasted on the MGS formula to it.
>no gays
Ha ! Trans everywhere !
So they did change mechanics, is what you're saying?
Although to be fair, it is really similiar to PW, but again, that's a post 1994 game too.
>no gays
>no drugs
>rich culture and history
>sophisticated people
...
>no feminists
But Japan does have feminists. Modern Japanese women are so westernized and unwilling to be stay at home wives and mothers on modest family incomes, that all men in Japan are MGTOW.
That is why Japan is running out of humans.
>Why is Japan the most based country on Earth?
Then proceeds listing what Japanese people care about.
Little Samurai, being based means you give no fucks.
Also on an unrelated note why has ever 200th Japanese woman participated in Porn, what makes Japanese women seek the Adult Video industry?
sankakucomplex.com
Cherry picking does not take away from the general statement.
Do you believe you could find more examples against my argument?
>Neptunia
>Moeshit
>visual novels
>musuos
>anime tropes
>no gays
>no muslims
go to aokigahara
>running out of humans
That's the worst Japan meme of them all.
Basically this except
>no gays
That is false, but doesn't matter.
Abe is based for not apologizing to China or Korea, too.
ITT: Bitter Mudslimes and white roasties
I ran into a couple of Muslims in Fukuoka on the train one day. My buddy was wearing a Israeli Defense Force t-shirt, and they were giving us mean look. My buddy was a 6'4 powerlifting Wisconsinite and the muslims looked scrawny and inbred, so they didn't give us too much shit.
Go to Roppongi or Kapabukuro or whatever it's called - hundreds of niggers imported straight from Africa by the Yakuza to harass people and run degenerate things like prostitution, drugs and weapons sales.
Japan is a country ruled by the mafia who have totally cucked their authorities into submission.
The politicians and police of Japan are literally the definition of cucked.
Oh shit you're right.
You say this like it's bad. I trust no user who doesn't like anime. Get out CNN.
>not apologizing to Korea and China
Abe should be shot for being a revisionist.
>good things
>anime
Kys homo
HENTAI AND FUCKING ANIME
>based
They are the epicenter of nu-males
m8 let me put it this way,
we take out all this was kangs shit, this white man punished the black man shit, this Native American genocide shit from our history books,
oh look, no millenial fucktards spewing it.
Abe was smart and learned from our mistakes.
>No Muslims
Oh, not just that, the government has approved sweeping identification and tracking of all Muslims in Japan. Sure it';s a lot easier for them than us, but still, the absolute madmen, they did it.
Of course Japan has drugs. WTF you think the yakuza is up to? Providing art supplies? There is even a movement to legalize marijuana. Fucking weebs and their lotus colored goggles.
Because McArthur got his hands on your before those damn dirty commies did
Are these the same girl or is it a Korean beauty pageant?
Shit I remember it was like 7 or 8 mos ago weeaboos on Sup Forums lost their shit when they found out a voice actress was arrested for possession and use of cocaine as well as be pregnant and unwed.
Reality is a bitch!
She got cleared of charges I think. Kill Me Baby is a good show, so thank fuck for that.
>Why is Japan the most based country on Earth
stable homogeneous population with the same culture. Thats literally all it takes.
It's not that good mate.
It is two girls. They are members of SKE48
And no tribalist establishment climbers helps a lot too
OP will be proven right soon at the rate everyone else is going
>Oh right, we saw how that worked out
Complete domination until the jews conspired to drag you into an unnecessary war by instituting an illegal blockade forcing a japanese military response?
They're retarded and so is OP, one of the most famous Japanese authors was addicted to opium
yeah fucking douche, you had a choice between million of cute japanese girls, and you choose one with false boobs.
Their natural smallish breasts is what makes them cute, not this.
Japan is my backup plan for when the world goes to shit.
>Stare at pictures of japanese models all day
>All japanese women are goddesses!
The extent to which this site is overrun with weebs never ceases to amaze me.
>illegal bockage
was your invasion of korea 'legal'
was your invasion of china over and over 'legal'
Was your invasion of russia 'legal'
Was your invasion of south sea islands 'legal'
get wrecked, you brought everything on yourself by over reaching.
SO how many fucking faggots are there in Japan?
Defending Japan, but also not being a weeb means you are upholding Japan for no reason and you are therefore a weeb cuck.
I mean you can't say
>stay the fuck away from Japan
If you aren't Japanese or trying to be japanese/being a weeb
>conservative
>upholds traditional values
>sophisticated people
damn son youtube.com
I'm stood on a train in Nishi-oi. Not one looker on this fucking thing
>conservative
Socially, and they are more traditionalist authoritarian than conservative.
>patriotic
Not since WWII
>upholds traditional values
A significant portion of Japan's population is beyond degenerate thanks to moe-pandering anime and weird cultural developments.
>wealthy
Only for those willing to trade their life away slaving away for a conglomerate. And it wealth means little when everything is retarded expensive because you have to import it.
>no illegals
Walk around Shinjuku and try to make that claim
>no muslims
See above, Japan has a retarded amount of Indonesian muslim immigrants
>no gays
Top kek.
>no feminists
Granted
>no theft
Don't even get me started on how retarded Japanese police crime statistics are.
>no drugs
No "Western" drugs like weed or coke. Plenty of shady Nigerians are willing to sell you designer drugs and opiates on the streets though.
>rich culture and history
Most of it is stolen from China. I will admit that Japanese history from the Sengoku and Meiji eras is pretty fascinating, but no where near as much as other countries histories.
>sophisticated people
Only the wealthy.
I'm weeb OP, but even I can see through your bullshit. Japan is a fun place to visit but it's a repressive shithole where everything costs you an arm and a leg, and no sane person wants to live there permanently.
Shhhh. We don't want more people trying to get in.
>anime
>good
kek
yeah too bad its full of nips
>Japan is a role,
lel
Hairy women that have sex like dead fish and cry. Short cuck males that suicide after working for a corporation for a few years. NEETs and anime. Your society is basically cancer.
>No "Western" drugs like weed or coke
GTFO. Like I said, weed is so popular there is a movement to legalize it. Cocaine is on the decline everywhere, including Japan.
>kek
>Yeah, that's why you pretend to be a western country
>yeah,right
>Maybe
>Ok, I'll give you that
>false
>this is bullshit
>not sure about that one
>Yeah, right
>Top fucking kek. Are you serious?
>Ehhhhh
>Ehhhhhh
>American
>saying being tough on crime is bad
So are you burgerposters authoritarian or not?
Hitler liked you guys, so you're okay.
I like your cars, and most of your media is pretty good. The food is good too, your curry is the best, don't listen to Londonistanians and poo in loos.
Japan has drugs, but the yakuza keeps them limited, in terms of both availability and type, both to drive up prices and because they care about their country.
Is Japan really as riddled with fags as everyone says?
>no gays
The only place left with no fags (that isn't some African or Muslim shithole) is you Russia
How the fuck do you rid yourself of that cancer?
When I was there I asked a few of those Nigerian fuckers where I could score some weed and they insisted (from what little I could understand) that weed is pretty much impossible to find.
I guess I got duped.
>gook women
>cartoons
>good
Sounds like the Jews are trying harder than ususal to subvert the nips. First with the black miss Japan, and now this.
We kick the shit out of them. Pretty fun. Great way to cure faggotry.
People need to lighten up there.
They don't and if they cared so much about their own country why are they allied with North Korea? They abduct Japanese women and send them to North Korea. They trade with North Korea for all manner of contraband including drugs, guns, and ammunition.
Which one?
Authors who have a crippling opium addiction are always amazing.
>no gays
japs are the only culture that's so perverted there's even women who get obsessed with gay porn
>all those things
LOL wat? Davido is that you?
Damn mate. Good job. It's not outright illegal there yet (sadly) right?
If I'm ever in Russia I'd volunteer to go with you guys and kick a few around myself.
No. Only the amazing ones are amazing. The rest nobody has ever heard of.
Osamu Dazai and he is a great author
It's illegal but most police officers don't care because they hate gays too. The chances of going going to jail because you knocked out a fag are slim to none.
>conservative
not necessarily a good thing, if you mean politically. otherwise it's mostly from their culture
>patriotic
a little too much, they're trying to change the constitution that was established post WW2, which is not a great thing to be honest considering japans history, and trying like fuck to get the american bases out, despite those bases being key (japanese are pissed over rape of a girl by soldier)
>upholds traditional values
some do
>wealthy
not so much anymore, if you actually knew anything about japans economy and its inflation and decreasing economy
>no illegals
koreans/chinese illegals are in japan, not sure if they are common or not, but they are there
>no muslims
immigrating isn't easy, and there are actually some japanese muslims like Ionki, who is a cultural icon similar to Ali
>no gays
yes there are
>no feminists
yes there are
>no theft
cultural mostly
>no drugs
government went crazy on antidrug stuff, also japan used to be successful and success means less drug use, but it could certainly increase
>rich culture and history
true, but culture is taking a nose dive with anime being garbage, manga getting worse, tv really getting bad and dumb, and video games mostly becoming android/iOS apps
>sophisticated people
sometimes, depends on who you know
japan has serious issues though, like copyright and free speech.
also, you are ignoring many key issues in your amateur analysis.
3/10 basic shit
That's actually hopeful to hear
You guys haven't banned being gay yet though right? If not when will you?
>patriotic
Tons of your people try to look like other races, particularly white, or at least half-white, so they don't look as self-hating. Look up "haafu-kao"
>upholds tradition
Your pseudo-euro school uniforms, and all the English loanwords you have say otherwise.
>no illegals
You're surrounded by water, Yamada, it doesn't count.
>no Muslims
Wrong. They actually had this thing recently were they sent students to a mosque to learn more about their religion.
>no gays
Wrong again.
>no feminists.
again, wrong.
>rich culture and history
groping lolis on trains and killing yourself with both swords and planes?
>sophisticated people
Sumos are gross, and geisha are basically overpriced hookers, without sex guaranteed.
You have decent food, I will say.
>japanese women
>anime
choose one
>choose none
fixed
as usual, american has nothing to really input except ignorance
It won't happen.
They have incredibly degenerate sexual habits, but paradoxically boring insipid social lives.
Also no cultural emphasis on personal freedom and the workplace environment is oppressive as hell.
Plus everything is expensive as fuck; food, consumer goods, utilities, land, etc.
All the young people want to leave and nobody is having any kids.
t. second generation japanese immigrant
tfw no qt jipjap gf
thank you user for not being weebfag
>They have incredibly degenerate sexual habits
Such as?
1 in 200 women have done JAV tho
japanese are degenerate scumbags
Gaylords.
>typical japanese male
>They abduct Japanese women and send them to North Korea.
Source
This. Please can something be done about this faggot. Why is no one seeing anything wrong with this faggot.
m.youtube.com
Also here's him telling the Japanese how to run their culture.
m.youtube.com
their sexual fetishes are beyond degenerate
Shit that's actually disappointing to hear
>no gays
Except of course HARD GAY and you know, all those 'health centers' where you can bone a tranny or a twink.
>wealthy
Except not anymore very wealthy
>conservative
Not really either, more like 'Do whatever you want so long as it doesn't bring public shame'.
The best thing about Japan when I went there was this restaurant that had a huge sign out front "ABSOLUTELY NO KOREANS" I kek'd at their inter-asian raycism
>tfw have jp qt gf
>that fucking pepe
RARE AS FUCKE
omg. please post cute japanese schoolgirls in miniskirts and hijab. I need this for some research I'm doing on, ehm, agriculture, yes, tahts it, agriculture
fuck off weeb
>not conservative, just xenophobic. gun laws are trash and they take airsoft cringefully seriously
>modern culture is fucking trash, oversexualises schoolgirls and creates fucktons of disgusting fetish porn
>ancient culture is full of retarded men impaling themselves over the most trivial things because "muh honour"
>hentai was created because women were so unattractive, thats why the girls dont have grey skin, squinty as eyes, flat faces and bow legs
>partly why their own fucking birthrate is declining, partly because of the lack of their male's testosterone
>no gays
LOL
as for everything else on the other half of the list, didn't your crazy ass yakuza try to weaponise ebola?
This. Fuck Japan and your backward-ass people. It'll need a third nuke to fix your country up and I wonder what it'll be called this time.
Other Japanese posters are full of bants though, wonder what happened.
>one post by this ID
aaah fuck, enjoy your (you)
>no muslims
I can fix that. I am applying for a teaching position in Japan. Also I will be marrying a Japanese girl soon. See you soon Senpai.