You will never be dutch

>you will never be dutch

I indeed will never be dutch ;_;

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee don't touch my waifus please

where are you from if you're not dutch?

thank dog

But I’m

It's generally greyish, rainy weather, not at all like the upper left picture.
The average Dutch girl looks just as bad as the average Norwegian girl.
To live near the centre of Amsterdam you need to be prepared to pay more than a million euro for a 100 square meter apartment.

You're not missing anything, although you're welcome to come here.
To all non-scandinavians: please don't come here.

i could be, i just need to develop their satanic accent :^)

amai

I am not interested in women I am straight
e*ypt

>I will never win the world cup

thank god

FUCK

i like holland

I AM DUTCH

Feelsgoodman

meme country

yes our women share the similar high german genetics but where our women are very high T (which is not a bad thing) your women are as well plus having a certain touch of a french feminity. this is a GOAT combo that is relegated imo to netherlands, northwestern germany and some of denmark

>you will never be dutch
Good fuck this place

Stuttgart is my first destination once i am finished packing

Send qt Belgian girls please

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send me qt boyfriend aub (no homo,just roastie)

stop

no

dutch women are all whores

stop

Pretty cool dudes. Very effeminate though. I had to save the ass of 4 Dutch students because they were unwilling to defend themselves.

I don't understand why everyone hypes up our women so much. Sure, they're blonde and obesity isn't really a big thing over here, but they all have fucking horsefaces and barely anything resembling a decent figure. It sometimes seems as if the only flavors they come in is "chubby", "flat" or the elusive "landwhale".

Not saying you're wrong, but what's the problem with these women voluntarily picking their partners? Or are you the kind of NEET who desires a totalitarian, racialist state that assigns girlfriends to "master race aryan" fedora tippers?

don't give him attention

They still have a piece of a British flagship they nicked about 350 years ago.
TULIP-MUNCHING PRICKS

HOW ABOUT you return the Elgin marbles to Greece first? :^)

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Thank G*d

fuck off f*nnish mongoloid

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don't feed him

>our

?

Dutch land are built from reclaimed Rhine clay. This clay came upriver from Germany, thus Holland is literally Germany's clay.

>dutch culture
>a fucking mill