Political Haiku Thread

Give us your best haikus! Here is mine:

Europe the cuck shed
Invites Abdul and Ahmed
To rape their women

Deep in Baltimore
A group of coons on the prowl
Screeches of "muh dick"

Israel is based
She is our greatest ally
In the Middle East

The Jewish bankers
plot the downfall of the West
(((they))) must be punish'd

Nigga bitch nigga
White women weed titties
Fuck nigga bitch ass

Hillary is screwed
Trump will be the president
All will be good here

Hillary Clinton
cannot manage her emails
let's all vote for Trump

We mustn't allow
"Palestine" to ever thrive.
Support Israel

DNC implodes
America Great Again
anime is real

fucking weeaboo
waito piggu go homu
gaijin parasite

Black Lives don't Matter
but niggers think that they do
shouting "We wuz kangs"

Israel is great
She is a beautiful Land
Help her to survive

Mike Pence, second man
Indiana looks down on
Donald "Jay" Trump, 16

Want to gas the kikes
Want to stick it in Kinsey
Want a race war now

The first one was spam
but I'll show Sup Forums who's boss
with this five of mine

All hail Donald Trump
Emperor King of mankind
Come to save us all

HALT, Sup Forums CITIZEN!
SLIDE POSTS HIT A FEVER PITCH.
YOU ARE NOW IMMUNE.

watch out little bitch
2chainz makes pretty good music
for a damn nigger

I will try again
I want pictures of Bateman
checking these digits

she wiped the emails
now bernouts are really mad
it is happening

>Do your part to make
>America great again

>Vote Donald J Trump

Shitpost from my comfy room
inb4 Blown The Fuck Out
Reach kek levels unheard of

Poor little Ted Cruz
has lost his delegates
to the great Donald

アニメが大好きな
外国人のウィーアブは
カック。

Really like this one

Not even close, no cigar

See what I did here?

We don't speak Moonspeak
Translate that Japanese shit
Or get the fuck out

a fucking showoff
ruins a magnificent thread
with shitty gook runes

DNC emails thread again
Poor little Pablo
muh Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Thanks to Merkel and the fucking jews
Now every white male in Europe begs
"Please impregnate my wife Ahmed"

Who the fucking hell
Pronounces the word "Roo-Inz"
With One Syllable

tell me about bane
why does he don the visage
you are a big guy

Sup Forums, OUR BOARD OF PEACE,
IS AT WAR WITH ALL THE SHILLS
STRENGTHEN YOUR RESOLVE!

Germany cucks
Blown the fuck out again
Quite literally

Always with this fag
Give it a fucking rest, man
We're having fun here

There's no friends allowed
It would be very painful
For you, C I A

I'm sorry user
but there is no "I" in runes
just a silent "E"

I want delegates
Now give them to me Dahnuld
They will soon be mine

I never remember
how to haiku
probably wrong

No, it was "ruins"
That makes 8 long syllables
One more than needed

It's Five-Seven-Five
From Top Line to Bottom Line
All in that order

the first one to talk
gets to stay on my aircraft
didn't fly so good

It's a haiku thread you baka

shit, I fuck'd up bro
let's just change "magnificent"
into "wonderful"

Was born in darkness
Never saw light til' manhood
You were adopted

Though he claimed to hate
Degeneracy
Only black cock gets him hard

Donald's A Racist
I Love Muslims WTF
I'm a #HillShill Now

This is super gay
Kill 'self, weeaboo fuckheads
Haiku is for Chinks only

You are all good, senpai
Man, I fucking love Haiku
Don't really know why

We speak 'murican
We remember Pearl Harbor
Two nukes weren't enough

crashing this plane with
not a single survivor
lot of loyalty

This is super gay
Kill 'self, weeaboo fuckheads
Haiku is for Chinks

Fucking Word filter
Fucking up my damn Haiku
I tried to say f.a.m.

Yes! I was going to start my own! Let me think a bit. At work.

Shitposting 'Strayan
Tries to cover his error
Thank God for screenshots

They expect one dead
Have we started the fire?
The fire rises

Soooo why are you writing japanese poems? :^)

I hereby declare:
Death to the US of A
Just let it happen

KEK has blessed us
Bestowed us with happenings
Praise almighty KEK

Because I really
Love committing Cultural
Appropriation

(and also because I'm lazy and don't want to type it into google translate)

TO BE FREE IS TOIL
BUT WHERE DOES THIS ROAD LEAD ME?
TO BE FREE IS TOLL