In all seriousness, it's like dragging out a corpse when Stewart is on

It feels sad on both ends. Plus, when Colbert sneezed, Stewart LITERALLY said "Science bless you."

What the fuck?

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>Stewart LITERALLY said "Science bless you."

legit looks like a cancer patient

dude should get /fit/

Science bless you, hahahahaha

>Stewart LITERALLY said "Science bless you."

>"Science bless you."

I refuse to believe this. This didn't happen. OP is a faggot.


Theres just no way.

Reminder that Colbert is having a serious issue retaining younger demographics. He was hired to pull them in, but can only get boomers to watch him. All his real life drumph posting has only secured the oldest viewers at the expense of demographics that actually buy shit.

This is why they keep advertising Colbert's "ratings success" so hard. They're hoping to disguise the problem while artificially hyping him up.

>Science bless you.

Jewness always catches up to the kike. No matter how long they manage to appear as normal and goy as possible, those rat genetics alwayrs reveal themselves.

>waaaaah

whine some more? YEAH THATLL FIX EVERYTHING!

generation: pussy

>Stewart LITERALLY said "Science bless you."

Isn't that a gag from a 10 year old South Park episode where religious fanatics have been replaced science fanatics who worship some dumb interpretation of science rather than actual science?

>>no girl has ever touched my penis

you have to go back

We want the Reddit audience

I miss when Sup Forums didn't have plants trying to sway people to one side of a two party system. Like you are.

>Stewart LITERALLY said "Science bless you."

*cringe*

leftists are fucking clowns that sniff their own farts.

a little too reddit for my tastes

It's funny because Tumblr leftists are the ones who started it the alt right but just reactionaries

Those days are long gone, faggot.

We cultural civil war now. May as well pine for the 50's back.

>"Science bless you."
I'm as atheist as they come but im seriously starting to consider going to a fucking church or mosque at this point.

>talking about ratings and not liking colbert means you're a stealth republican
Holy fucking projection you flaming faggot. Kill self.

I'm considering converting to radical islam

>or mosque
Fucking die, you pathetic piece of shit

Why would you decide how you perceive the function of our universe based on a shitty scripted late night show?

>Science bless you

Unsurprising a kike like Leibowitz would be trying to turn science into a religion to undermine it.

>get blanket immunity from the people you are going to kill for being muslim

fuck off, retard.

they're not the only ones doing it im afraid.

literally every fucking edgelord atheist acts like this and I don't want to be associated in any way with these faggots.

youtu.be/U5ZiqFfalGQ?t=48

South Park already did it.

Why would you let that shape your inner worldview? That's monkey groupthink. There's a ton of faggots around, are you gonna decide you don't wanna be human anymore too?

>Why would you let that shape your inner worldview?
I don't, I'm still atheist you dipshit.

I was only pretending :^)

yeah it's just a joke, the joke tone is there, even a laugh after

yet spergs gonna sperg

Whenever Colberts ratings take a dip he brings Jon out. Given that the #FireColbert became popular and FCC became popular they dragged everybody out.

It doesn't matter what they say or do as people will jump for them all the same.

>yeah it's just a joke, the joke tone is there, even a laugh after
>paid audience laugh means its a joke
good try retard

It pains me to see how much Colbert changed really. He had more creative freedom on the Colbert Report and was genuinely funny and entertaining back then. Now it's just shitty pandering.

>Stewart LITERALLY said "science bless you"
Any more proof needed that science just supplanted the role Christianity for the overarching societal religion? People will literally believe anything if you put "a study found..." before it.

>Stewart LITERALLY said "Science bless you."
Wait is he not jewish?

>the audience is paid to laugh when he says laugh!

and yet another thread up saying the audience won't react the way he wants and that's a sign of his inevitable downfall or whatever

also yeah a paid audience laughing does mean it's meant to be a joke. fucking hell I'm not saying it's the height of comedy best joke ever shit but it is obviously meant as a joke whether you find it funny or not. Dear god how does a simple word like "science" trigger the tism this bad

>and yet another thread up saying the audience won't react the way he wants and that's a sign of his inevitable downfall or whatever
and I would disagree with that thread.

>also yeah a paid audience laughing does mean it's meant to be a joke
the audience doesnt know shit about the context, stop assuming that just because they laughed it was meant to be funny or that it wasnt meant both funny and serious at the same time.

> t. triggered snowflake.
You have to go back.

I thought you thought we were all monkeys?

Why shouldn't you be made to watch hot tar get siphoned down your own cockhole, you fucking cunt?

You better watch out. The paid liberal shill is about to tell you that YOURE NOT IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE YOU DONT THINK COLBERT IS CLEVER.

And then think how shit you'll feel. Apologize now and say sorry for having opinions. All opinions are whining unless pre-approved by a panel of Jewish experts.

no, I'm sure you are better aware of context of appropriate jokes and laughing matters of this bit than the 50 people that were sitting there in front of it as it happened

but it wasn't just the laugh, although that still holds. The tone, their smiles, the light chuckle, and the context all basically make it obvious to anyone that it was just a fucking joke. I know wild that some comedians on a talk show would tell a joke, especially something so fucking basic as a reference to a previous show on an old network they were both on that they're probably familiar with, a basic joke like "science bless you" in a non serious manner. I get being mad if you want funnier jokes or more original material but getting all butthurt over science replacing god over this basic turn of phrase is ridiculous and it's kinda why fuckers keep making such basic jokes about christians/conservatives. Ya'll just don't get a basic joke and take it far up the ass serious that it kinda make a boring joke a little bit funnier just based on your reactions.

tumblr and Sup Forums has just become the same thing on opposite sides of the political spectrum. crybaby tards too scared to leave their safe space echo chamber. this thread is proof

What are you talking about you inbred mongrel

>science bless you

Just don't fucking say anything, you dolt.

>Stewart LITERALLY said "Science bless you."

Please tell me this is fake? I used to watch Stewart, and this seems like something he used to make fun of. Or has he always been this way and I just out-grew it?

That's why centrists are goat, no stupid extremist bias

Jews are the biggest promoters of atheism.

>lol only centrists are correct
>I define centrism as one who adheres to my political viewpoints.

was meant for

Trumpcucks in 24/7 buttravagedthefuckoutover9000 mode all day every day over every little thing. At this point, they trigger themselves and are in manic depression death spiral mode to suicide.

Happy Holidays. Allah bless you.

>every opinion and meme is whining unless a panel of Jewish experts declares said opinion to be part of the war against racism
Hmm... really sprouts my beanstalk

democrats are truly dead and have become a regional extremist party. once they became mainstream the public realized how utterly fucking retarded they are

is that hapa chick actually a centrist? She said she was more right-wing than Richard Spencer multiple times through-out her interview of him.

youtube.com/watch?v=mlOv3BXSyJM

>It's a fedora fags think "science" is a worldview and not a method episode

Whole lotta people need to sort themselves out.

>more right-wing than Richard Spencer

Richard Spencer is a fag-enabling socialist, though.

dude calm down

>being surprised that a SWPL white nationalist is a socialist

nice digits, satan

MOM'S

Stewart looks like he has been vacationing in Auschwitz

...

Isn't Colbert a christian?

current year has a ridiculous nose

Catholic from the south. That's like being raised to shit on WASPs.

A Catholic.

>being a brainlet

it's not even that it's "degenerate" at this point but more that you realize the atheism comes together with the trash heap culture of manchildren loving star wars and rick and morty lol-so-random nihiilism

Stewart can be a genuinely empathetic guy, Oliver is basically pol's Shlomo caricature of just pure frenzied ugly joy at destruction

>disguising your sloth and cowardice as intellectual supperiority

I mean if you not gonna be spiritual don't roll your eyes. There are actually a lot of Orthodox and Catholic priests who really want to have a dialog with people. Same goes to followers of the Hindu religion, which is very interesting. I talked to a Rabbi even when I was asking if I believed in God.

I'll say this keep and open mind. Most religions are a culture. You can study them for decades because of the history that was involved in their creation. Like if you read certain books in the native tongues they make a lot more sense. American Protestants kind of muck everything up. They play fast and loose and in my eyes are barely above the nu-spiritalism crowd.

Atheism is an easy choice for many young people because you don't have to put thought to a belief or stand up for it, you can just yell ignorance in order to feel superior. I'm not saying that you are this type of person, but I imagine that's what it is that annoys you. People who just parrot the thoughts of others like their parents used to do with the Bible or the pastor.

people actually watch two faggots talk about liberal politics

Does Jon Stewart have AIDS? It is he just strung out from Trump winning?

>it's a Sup Forums and reddit accuse each other of being the ones that are really triggered episode

Imagine being Colbert and being really into comedy, doing sketch and improv work. You make films like strangers with candy. Then you get your big break with being a daily show correspondent. Making regular money, and maybe getting a career in a major show or movie. But you become know doing an impersonation of a republican. You watch Carrel with a hit tv show. You get to play second fiddle behind stewart, doing a minstrel impression of a man who is already a character. And you do this. For. Years. But finally you get a spot on late night. Finally big leagues with big league pay and big league recognition. Then your ratings arent so good. Rumors circulate of being replaced. Then Trump comes along. Reluctantly you start doing bits about him here and there. Somehow he wins. You still hold out for a bit, but before inauguration day you cave and start doing tons of bits on trump. Reviving shit you thought you left behind to make fun of trump. Doing 10min monologues all about trump. Even bringing him up in fucking interviews. This gets the ratings, and this is now your life. You went from being a caricature of a republican every night to talking endlessly about someone you call a caricature of a human. And there is no escape. This is not an exit.

>Sup Forums claims not to like colbert
>makes a thread every time something new gets posted to his channel

>paid audience laugh means its a joke
lol that's exactly what it means. doesn't mean it's a funny joke, but it definitely makes it a joke.

It's a losing battle, the younger generation doesn't watch late night TV.

Sup Forums always has to make these threads """mocking""" Colbert and taking about how totally not triggered they are

I agree with this user.

He's out of touch with his own audience. And with the general public. But hey at least he carved out a niche of rabid, Trump haters. I'm sure that shtick will carry him for 20 years. This was Letterman's show ffs.

>Reluctantly you start doing bits about him here and there. Somehow he wins. You still hold out for a bit, but before inauguration day you cave and start doing tons of bits on trump. Reviving shit you thought you left behind to make fun of trump.
lol what is your source on any of this laughable armchair psychology?

Unfortunately this
I'm seriously considering putting my fedora up, some of us can handle it, others go full fucking degeneracy and just ruin shit.

If I wanted to be updated on every little thing that happens on that show, I'd have watched the fucking thing directly.

And letterman shit on republicans. Whats your fucking point? Colbert has gotten by so far doing it

talk shows seem to render most of the comedian hosts humourless with a few exceptions

A lot of jewish comedians were raised that way but end up becoming non-religious

>He's out of touch with his own audience
How? He's built his entire career on shitting on Republicans. This is what they hired him for.

I remember when atheism was strictly liberal. Tons of them are being indoctrinated into conservatism these days.

>code purple

Just a friendly reminder that Stewart was/is best friends and former roommate to Anthony Weiner and Colbert is a close family friend to John Podesta.

DELET

Jesus Christ. I have no dog in this fight, but it's hard not to feel sorry for the fella who made this.

>I have no dog in this fight

hello pleb

To be fair, Republicans are pretty dumb

I gotta admit, i always get hyped whenever Steward shows up on the Late Show, but then his performances are always underwhelming or just plain cringy... might be time for him to retire from tv completely

I have a chart of my own

Are you le triggered yet /bol/?

top kek!

#shrekt

Trump followers should be grateful to these two every single day. They have done more to push people towards the conservative cause than anyone else.

The left is too stupid to realize there is an over reliance on "cult of personality" figures like this one. And their sanctimonious preaching does more harm than good, actually alienating people from their cause