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very lonely and i need a boyfriend
kacy
>2020 in 758 days
when I worked at Tesco I'd wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat and think I was on checkouts with customers going ballistic at me because they needed a promotion checked on their receipt but no manager would come over
this would usually be after a week of long shifts
dark days
big fan of chivas regal
god i wish that was me
no you don't
be quiet
>I'm really good mate all the managers say so
Yeah but Tesco managers are soft pansies who can't criticise without it being a apart of that shitshow of a 'praise sandwich'.
t. ex line manager.
>come to work
>some faggot is sitting in your usual place because the office is "open plan"
>can't tell him to leave and make a scene
>just put up with it but it still angers you all dayy
lost my virginity in the way i've always said and wanted to lads
very good feeling
can't wait for the crushing despair of when i get dumped and i finally off myself
Italian gf planned a trip with her bf in march but i dont think shes excited about it
me 2, you gay?
wouldn't say it if i didn't
I wish I were her, too.
London?
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snow forecast
:DD
See the effects of sexual neglect
love is the fundamental energy of the universe
sex is overrated
KEK YOU FELL FOR AMEME
how do i learn to stop giving a fuck lads
good lad
need a strasserite gf lads
>come into work at 09:00
>walk past countless rows of desks filled with chads and staceys while trying not to virgin walk
>finally get to desk, trip over as you sit down
>phone rings
>entire office of 50 people goes completely silent as you answer
gg..gggood afternoooon t-ttt-ttoilbergg and s-s-sons ltd
gonna take a nap
good yank signing off
wouldn't say im a BIG fan, but it ain't bad
>When you work in retail banking and have to listen to boomers blame the young people for the housing market and you realise there is no hope
ye
chester
>bueno, more like MALO
surely they can't be that deluded
>I lives where it snows
would NOT be able to hold my tongue if a boomer twat even DARED talk shit about the housing market to me
Evening all
gfs arent worth it if you are an unstable person lad
Most of you lads are better off incel
Once they get a hold of you and stomp your heart you get even more mentally ill
this one hit too close to home
not disagreeing tbph
might be different going raw though
cuddling is very very enjoyable however
What's the logic?
me with the blue bandana
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ifonlyyouknewhowbaditwas.jpg
:3
share an office with my manager but she's rarely there. love getting in in the morning, making myself a coffee, putting on 6 music and just cracking on with the day's business :]
vaguely conscious of this but i feel accomplished in my life now at least so if i off myself won't feel as bad about it
reckon rosy is clean shaven, aisha has a landing strip or other manicured pubic hair and sara has a bush
I reckon having 8.5 million foreigners in the UK has had an impact on the housing market
You are greeted with this refreshing, pleasant sight on the way to toil at the height of rush hour
>Can you sit with Helen this afternoon, take some notes so you understand how accounting works
>Minutes of just silence knowing full well how much you're irritating them with your presence breathing down their neck
>nothing you can do about it
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thanks fuck i didn't set any targets for 2020 like a mongoloid in the government or fancy corporation.
unbelievably racist
>when you work printing the letters banks send you
>get to gawk at all of your statements
literally CREASING at you all rn.
But seriuosly, the amount of "you've defaulted" letters we send out for one bank alone is fucking terrifying.
bit racist
think thats a bit racist lad
youtube.com
really doing a think
I jump onto the tracks
where u at mate, need a bf bad but it's dead around me
>tfw parents are buy to let empire gen xers
not really sure what the feel is mind but it's there
how do they link this? isnt the housing market caused by boomers restricting any new housing growth to keep housing prices artificially inflated?
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business idea:
the anime posters only come here because they know they can be anonymous and no one else will have them
yeah good shouts, you're probably right
would fucking love to be able to have an earphone in at work listening to podcasts and choons
there's no reason i shouldn't but toilberg won't allow it
I only eat healthy to impress people. It’s pretty nice because I never get shitty food for lunch and I’m getting fitter every week.
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any part time man in?
half neet, half wagie. a daring synthesis
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>it's a Tatu music video
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Wish I had a second income so I didn't have to FULLY submit to toilberg, would love to not NEED my job, but just go in and anyway and chill out
post subway orders lads
footlong italian bmt on italian bread, cheese toasted, lettuce, cucumber, sweetcorn, pepper, mayo, southwest
chester, where are you?
had a wank at work just the once
forbid the runts in the toil factory from listening to music for absolutely no reason lads
Because boomers hate their children and are the first generation is history to actively not help out their families.
I've even had to listen to old people blame the low interest rates on us
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literal nazi
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usually get one of these desu
absolute fucking tune lads if you know you fucking know
never would i ever
manager suggests i do it because he can see me getting irate listening to the women shrieking on the other side of the office
>footlong hearty italian
>bmt
>cheese toasted
>lettuce, red onion, peppers
>southwest
washed down with a rock shandy
>youtube.com
wish I could be like this at toil
steak and cheese, lettuce, peppers, onions, ranch on the normal white bread
Any Purple Aki man in?
Sloppy.
a 2nd home would be a toil though. being a landlord isn't passive income
real privilege is owning 1 home outright. not having house payments to make drastically reduces your living costs meaning no need to toil so many hours. wish that was me
umm they come here because Sup Forums was founded to discuss anime sweetie. sorry if that bothers you
are you happy?:)
Toil: the film
reckon people could smell it on me when i wanked at work before
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is that the veggie delite? nothing??
apparently that Alpecin® Caffeine Shampoo (it's German technology... for your hair) is meant to appeal to men who are balding and think magic caffeine shampoo will cure it.
Always thought it was just meant for F1 autists who like the vroom noises in the advert.
hate vids like this, you can tell she does this in front of the mirror and thinks shes hot/cute and decided to go online because she knows betas will throw money thinking that she's actually a genuine hot nerdy girl and not just another vapid narcissistic stacey
at uni down south rn but i'm actually from near oldham, how old are you
Evening, lad.