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Are you hyped for clean food? AKA not touched by disgusting meatbags that piss and shit?
>$15 an hour
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Are you hyped for clean food? AKA not touched by disgusting meatbags that piss and shit?
>$15 an hour
But your food itself pisses and shit...you're eating piss and shit. Top kek carnie cucks
I'm hyped. I also hope universal basic income isn't a thing until another hundred years so all the subhuman minimum wage workers starve and die on the streets.
I hope Mcdonalds gets automoated
their staff get more retarded every year that passes, but why?
they get my order wrong fucking 30% of the time
Momentum Machines are opening their first store.
Pic related is their automated burger maker.
eater.com
A Craigslist job ad says the restaurant will open at 680 Folsom St. in the SoMa (South of Market) neighborhood; the ad doesn't specifically mention robots, instead reading, "This location will feature the world-premiere of our proprietary and remarkable new advances in technology that enable the automatic creation of impossibly delicious burgers at prices everyone can afford." The restaurant will still need to employ a human for tasks such as payroll and taking out the trash, however. (But wait — who will make the fries?)
As Tech Insider explains, the metallic burger maker is "fully autonomous, meaning the robot can slice toppings, grill a patty, and assemble and bag the burger without any help from humans." According to the Craigslist ad, the burgers served at the as-yet-unnamed restaurant "will be fresh-ground and grilled to order, served on toasted brioche, and accented by an infinitely personalizable variety of fresh produce, seasonings, and sauces."
They can be reprocessed into Soylent and fed to the still productive class.
Vegan master race
I live in the south.
I would take a fucking chimpanzee over the incompetent and rude as fuck people they hire here.
Except for chik-fill-a they are always pretty nice. Everywhere else though straight up nigger tier.
You're a fucking retard
There are already machines that make pizza and the pizza industry is doing just fine.
I know you're a basement dweller, but real people don't want to eat $10 microwaveable digiorno pizzas when they can spend a little extra money and get a fresh pizza made to order virtually anywhere in America.
This is good. Now maybe some of those people will actually pursue some sort of higher education in mechanical engineering to build / fix these machines.
Make something of themselves, develop a skill, and actually contribute not only to society but themselves.
We really need full-scale population control now.
What about the possibility for sinister happenings since only a few people will truly see what goes on behind the scenes?
>letting meatbags touch your food ever again.
You're taking two different comparisons and conflating them with each other. Just because there exist machines that can make microwavable pizzas doesn't mean they're can't be machines that make fresh pizzas. And that second kind of machine would be preferable to having people making them.
As Tech Insider explains, the metallic burger maker is "fully autonomous, meaning the robot can slice toppings, grill a patty, and assemble and bag the burger without any help from humans." According to the Craigslist ad, the burgers served at the as-yet-unnamed restaurant "will be fresh-ground and grilled to order, served on toasted brioche, and accented by an infinitely personalizable variety of fresh produce, seasonings, and sauces."
>"Hurr working in a restaurant and serving people food isn't contributing to society hurr"
>"Hurr people in the service industry should get real jobs durrrr"
Fucking off yourself.
you replace 5 workers with 1 machine, which only needs 1 guy to maintain it - one time per month. "machine maintenance" doesn't fill the gap.
what's more is that STEM fields will get saturated as everyone realizes there is literally no more McJobs for the uneducated. STEM will become the new HS diploma. and being where we are, there is no new industry on the horizon that requires tons of people. any industry that does require specialized talent imports foreigners anyway.
there is no good way to look at this if you're not already in a good place.
The fresh pizza will be made by robots m8
Thank the $15 an hour minimum wage
entitled server/pizza driver detected. Do you take vengeance when customers don't leave you a big enough optional gratuity?
It is as a matter of fact not contributing to society.
nah, don't you listen to globalists?
We need mass immigration from shitty places full of uneducated people because everyone is gonna be FIGHTING for more people on welfare in 2030.
Stop being skeptical of economists and globalists. They are genius for getting ahead of everyone else in competing for african and central american young migrants.
IM fucking starvinggg
>"machine maintenance" doesn't fill the gap.
You ignore the fact that operating costs will go down, allowing for more locations and cheaper prices, which resuts in increased employment in other parts of the supply and maintainance chain.
Basically we are on the verge of a huge employment squeeze.
Transport is 10,000,000 jobs alone and it will be fully automated in 2-3 years
actully our poplution contorl is great, unless you ment worldwide.
Which is the problem, africa and south america have never ending kids and they all try to come to euro and america in a neverending wave. if we sealed our boarders 50 years ago we would be close to paradise by now, maybe a little poorer but much much happyier and safer
>meatbags
I've never heard someone who was decent looking say that about the human body. It's usual fat neckbeards who think that more machinery will make them less fat and unlikable.
>it will be fully automated in 2-3 years
bullshit.
It will be fully automated in 10-20 years
WE NEED MOAR AFGHAN ILLITERATES TO DO OUR JOBS
>"Automisation happens"
WOOOOOOWW! NO ONE COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS!
I wonder if that will lower the price of pizza at chains.
>Don't worry, we don't need factory jobs! There's always retail and food services. With a mandatory pay increase, that will keep the lower middle class alive!
>robots start making food and running all the stores
Well fuck. I guess there's no choice left except mass euthanization. Better find a job soon or I'll be on the list.
>our sauce dispensers Pepe and Jojo
>Pepe and Jojo
>Pepe
You don't understand the coming technology.
It's not simple automation. It's narrow AI that can do those narrow cognitive jobs better than humans.
The automated vehicles have what amount to simplistic brains that parse very complex information.
If the industrial revolution replaced a lot of human physical labor, the coming revolution is replacing a lot of human cognitive labor.
There simply isn't going to be new fields of use for these people to go into. At best you just increase elective labor such as policing/security/etc.
There isn't really a good thing for these humans to go into.
I don't think that many new locations will open, low middle class people will no longer have any disposable income for fast food due to being unemployed.
Not soon enough
All that night soil has damaged your brain.
You eat manure parasites
You may as well suck the fart out of a pigs arsehole through a bamboo tube of course just so it's natural.
You disgusting rancid felching Vegan shitcunt
Everyone point and laugh at the skeptic.
Elon Musk said 2-3 years.
I hope machines will replace postal workers soon. Since cheap, abundant and expendable shitskins are available they hire illiterates to deliver packages who can't read a door tag, write in latin letters (if they try it looks like something a first grader garbled together) and such.
cheap gutter trash food will be automated
fine dining-tier stuff like what Gordon Ramsay does will be in demand for quite some time.
You must not be tipping them enough
You do know the economic reasoning behind migrants right?
All the genius elites are predicting that modern countries will be fighting and clawing over young immigrants from Africa in 20 years.
It hurts my brain to read what these (((Economists))) predict.
Carnie cucks, when will they learn ?
itt: mentally retarded redditors
they used to say we would have robotic warfare by now and robot sports. sorry you're just going to have to face reality that you have to work for a living. I know you see the government as a parental figure but the sooner you stop the better off you will be.
>starve and die on the streets
Not before they have your head.
>delivered in 20 min
This'll fucking kill competitors if they actually get off the ground
So, no more minorities touching my food?
I'm sold.
I finally saw a kiosk at a local McDonalds
Only problem is it probably takes just credit and gift cards and you can't use coupons.
Most stores nearby also have self checkout. Only one to have them and take them out was Walmart, probably because all the blacks and Mexicans stealing.
This is the beginning of the end.
As labor ceases to exist, humanity will only become more degenerate.
Robots should only do work too dangerous for humans.
I warned you.
I would say that automation will be present in 2-3 but most likely 10-20 years until "FULL" automation.
fuck off
How much did luigis pizza shop tip you for that ad?
They already have vending machine pizzas made to order but limited to 3-4 options.
Will you be expected to tip the machines by your credit card?
>le "heh everything is fine guys" meme
automation reduced the number of people needed for manufacturing and agriculture, cutting it down to less than half.
it's happening now to the service industry, the first rudimentary step being self check outs. you're just sticking your head in the sand if you think everything is just going to carry on as always when a previously accessible mcjob become something 1000 people have to compete for.
and no one is celebrating it, pretty sure you didn't read a single post ITT.
Just in the past week Domino's changed their Mon-Thur $8 three topping large to an all week deal.
Digiorno is still $4 to $5 at most places.
I've seen $2.50 pizzas at Walmart before, just their ready to take pizzas at half off.
Nevermind that there is already a vastly cheaper auto-saucer than the robot in OP's pic, which is fucking up.
do you actually believe they could have afforded this equipment 10 years ago and the reason they are brining it in now is over minimum wage earners?
back to Fox News with you
about tree fiddy.
That seriously looks like a burger you'd get from Red Robin or Ruby's
lmao
the machine's AI will remember everyone who doesn't tip well and give them shit service until they tip their way back to its good graces.
As someone who loves fast food and has developed a crippling containment OCD automated fast food can't come quickly enough. The thought of uneducated trash with nasty dookie hands touching my food gives me anxiety.
However shit like triggers the fuck out of me because of the exposed chain sputtering machine oil on the food.
I wouldn't be laughing OP, unless you happen to own a business with the resources to employ robots you too will be completely fucked. Either you yourself will be replaced, or your business will not be able to compete with corporations that can afford robots.
It's bad news for everyone but the bourgeoisie
>not eating the cheapest and relatively delicious brand of pizza for 1 dollar, or even 50 cents if you go to Grocery Outlet
nerds
I wonder what's his secret ingredient
lel
now which type of food employs more people?
Well obviously the day we are our first meat meal. You haven't even taken the first step to unlocking a fully cognitive functioning human brain.
I bet you're the type of guy who sucks bananas and fucks watermelon, you're only saving grace will be if you sell them to niggers afterwards
my bad assumed you guys already jumped to the universal basic income already.
I find fast food staff to be getting smarter and more friendly and good looking lately.
2nd amendment bro
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SAUCE DISPENCER PEPE!
we need more immigrants!
>burnt bun
>exposed chain and parts around the food
>microwaveable digiorno pizzas
Wat? Is Digorgio's making microwave pizzas now? Ewww.
>the population continues to grow
>proceed to eliminate jobs and replace them with machines
>there exists a person on Earth RIGHT NOW who thinks this will end well
You better watch out
See
Those are some damn good pizza's
I wonder why the grocery stores haven't killed the service industry yet.
Why would anyone want to eat some ridiciously overpriced food prepared by a person you don't trust and who will probably spit into your food if you don't pay even more.
trips of truth
I applied for a busbus job before college and they said they got 300 resumes.
>hurdurr everyone will just become supersmart doctors and artists.
most people are just not smart enough for that. Every facotry will be automated, and I don't just mean the manufactuing part, the loading and unloading part. the cleaning the floors part, the security part. every part. The roads will be all automated
It depends
Technology will be ready in 2-3
Then it depends on locality and governance to determine what happens.
I would call any region on earth successfully implementing automated trucking or taxis to be the point full automation arrived. Not when it is everywhere on earth.
Dubs
Well look at it this way. The results of automation will happen pretty quickly, because people have to eat. We'll either get basic income, or a whole lot of violence and a return to human labor. Either way the problem solves itself.
it might end well
either way it will be very interesting to see it all unfold.
I really doubt that everyone will just sit down and be happy.
naw we wont become more degenerate we will just start to die off
>all that sodium, carbs and fat
Or you know, just bake your own from scratch so you can control all those "facts"
>mfw "We can't secure our borders! We need more 3rd world immigrants to replace our aging work force goyim!"
tipping is a thing in down under?
The machines will be making the fresh pizzas mate. Most low skill service and manufacturing jobs will be replaced in the next few decades.
Is there anything Tesla didn't already invent?
That pizza looks like fucking garbage, and I wouldn't even try it if it was free.
0 sauce, spread way too thin I might add. Terrible portioning, not being cooked on a screed, looks thin and flimsy. Looks like they put a pinch of cheese on, too.
0/10 wouldn't feed to my dog.
It's simple really.
Most people can't cook.
In fact an internal study of suburbs in Australia by a supermarket chain showed the majority of spending by young mothers was on items such as disposable nappies over food.
They'll be cheap arse $10 lasagna trays for a family of 4-5 and spend more money on something the kids shit out the same lasagna into.
It's really quite revealing
Great news. Now there is no reason for the however many tens of millions of foreign aliens that are staying here illegally to be here, and we can unceremoniously run them off without feeling a pang of guilty conscience.
If you use flour in your Pizza you can't "control" away that it's mostly carbs.
Besides the obvious fact that poor people have the second amendment I'll humor you for a second.
What would you do when someone sends an autonomous car bomb into your property?
that's a prototype from 2012
Their first store isn't even opened yet.
Nah I'm just shit stirring
I think it will end well.
> More and more work becomes interfacing with machines instead of people
> Normies fail and the autists rule
there is going to be a judge dredd tier period when automation comes, imagine the chaos if truckers and delivery services were taken out by automated vehicles