Good morning, sir!

Good morning, sir!

Licence, registration, and proof of medical and auto insurance, please.

*suddenly reaches for officer's holster*
(my fb is full of police brutality articles btw)

Step out of the car, sir.

>Lie on the ground with arms in the air
>Get shot

>have weed
>trudeau pardons you
>mfw

If the uninsured dindu in a stolen car hadn't of run into my car and left the scene my day would have been off to a better start. Are you gonna find this dindu who did du?

>get on the ground do a backflip 360 turn around stand on one knee let me see your hands

>*MAGDUMPENSUES*

>FUCK MAN WHYD YOU MAKE ME SHOOT YOU !

did he died? RIP

AM I BEING DETAINED?

*HITS RECORD*

AM I BEING DETAINED?

legally required to have car insurancs
>land of the free

>"Alright let me grab them."
>*BANG*
>"He was reaching for something. I had to use necessary force."

"Essé I`m an illegal"

"Oh then you are free to go, welcome to Clinton-Country and let me know if the welfare check is enough, otherwise I will support a tax raise for legal citizens. have a good one!"

"thanks Officer!"

This if Clinton 2 gets elected.
>Speaking English

i need to shit really bad

G'd day officer!
Erm, License and registration are no problem, but proof of medical and auto insurance? I guess I have my medical registration card? Will that be alright?

>"No problem"
>I reach for the requested documents which are already on my dashboard in plain sight.
>My hands never leave the officers sight.
>Officer looks over my stuff before writing something down.
>"Alright, have a nice day!"

Nice proxy brittbong It's still night in the US.

"Oh después usted está libre de ir, de dar la bienvenida al Clinton-país y me deja saber si el control de bienestar es bastante, si no apoyaré un aumento del impuesto para los ciudadanos legales. ¡tenga buen!"

"Gracias Oficial!"

god mordrning betjent- oh sorry i mean good morning, i am just here on vacation so i have none of that but i do have my passport and the rent papers for this car, here you go

Officer, you eyes look a little glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

>a broke motherfucker can get on the road and cause tens of thousands of dollars in property damage plus medical costs then have no method for paying for the damage he caused

>free

It's slightly paradoxical but yes, mandatory insurance does make us more free

>Distracts cop with shoes on power lines
>Investigate dealers in area
>Note that I'm in the back of the car still arrested
>Did you notice
>U should look at the first letter of each greentext
>NUFFIN

>give officer what he asks for
>rest hands on steering wheel
>talk super softly
>apologize for everything I've done
>officer lets me off with a warning.

Where are his shades and funny hat, f.am?

"Sir, I'm with the Secret Service. Let me go"

They don't ask for medical you retard.

DUDE

Man I love being white. You guys have no idea what Singapore is like, it's scary as hell.

I visited SG for vacation few years ago. How do you live on a cramped island with so many people? I was reading an article that your govt. wants to increase population. Where will you keep so many people? You know there is a problem of human pollution when you have too many congested buildings and people? It has physical and psychological effects. Not to mention the equator region has summer everyday.