WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME? MARTHA!

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME? MARTHA!

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME? MARTHA!!!!

AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!

Best part.
Ben was Bruce in that moment and almost broke down.

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Remember when Cap completely stopped fighting and became a stunned mess when Crossbones said Bucky?

Yeah, and then they stopped fighting and became best friends to punch the generic CGI villain.

Oh wait.

And that Vision missed because he looked at Scarlet Witch's tits.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GAS THE KRYPTONIANS RACE WAR NOW

I bet the writer thought he was a genius when he came up with this.

Best mommyfu

Left or Right

Gotta go where the titties are

This

Auntfu*

>Wait... both their mom's names are... Martha...

>OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>HOW HAS NO ONE EVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE WE HAVE TO PUT THIS IN THE MOVIE. BECAUSE BOTH THEIR MOMS NAME MARTHA WE CSDNA UASE ITHIS HISANAP

The one who raised a hero and survived.

>50-year old vs 30s
Yeah let's make this fair.

>"Saved!"
Right you are, poster!

>raised a hero

She didn't raise shit, she told him to do whatever the fuck he wants.

DCCU Pa and Ma Kent are assholes.

Barren

>raise the boy as best you can
>he gets old enough to leave home
>you are now old enough and responsible enough to make you own choices son
>still chooses to be a hero

The moocow on the right.

Ben Affleck wrote that line; having called his buddy in to rewrite all his own dialogue (because there's no way in hell they'd let him rewrite the entire script by proven big-seller David Goyer), Affleck then spent a lot of time rewriting his own scenes. On set. Before appearing in them.

If there's a moment where it looks like nobody knows what the fuck is going on but him, it's because he wrote that scene and just started saying his own lines; if there's a scene that just doesn't fit the scenes around it, it's one of his, because he refused to film the original script, and then refused to film Terrio's script.

You know what else? He can't possibly see out of that mask, and yet it has eyeholes. The eyeholes are up above his actual eyes so that when they're filming him from above you can see them, which is what they're paying for. The fact that on a budget as bloated as this they had to distress a casting of an existing prop because nobody had any money to make a helmet for him to look down out of - probably with the eyeholes lower than his actual eyes, but whatever - is pretty damning. What are they spending it on other than problem actors?

>breaks Zod's neck
>he's still learning to be superman!
>throws a guy through a wall
>he's... he's still... he's learning...
>rapes a bear
>he's still... CANDLEJACKCANDLEJACKCANDLEJACKCA

>raise the boy as best you can

THAT'S their best? Pretty sad.

Better Tha the Waynes raised their little manslaughterer.

Bruce... calm your mind as iAAARRRHHGGGGHHHHH

DCCU parents are all shitty confirmed

YOU'RE FUCKIN' WITH MAH HEAD, CHARLES

Humperdinck! Humperdinck!

YAARGGGGGG

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so neither

Unnggggggg

OhOHOHOHO

The most unintentional comedy of the year

>The red capes are coming...The red capes are coming...

Good scene.

>Snyder accidentally makes the most inspirational Superman ever

Kryptonian and human parents were both terrible, yet he was able to persevere and become a real hero.
>let them die
>become their god
>you don't owe them anything!

No, I will do the right thing instead.