Uncle Tony, buy me a PS4!

Uncle Tony, buy me a PS4!

Build one yourself, kid.

Yes Peter, here is your Sony PlayStation 4 as you requested

>Sony PlayStation 4

Peter, wouldn't you prefer A Disney Infinity Set?

He'll just build him a StarkStation Mk 1 with all the glowing blue lights and holograms you could ask for.

And hologram sex.

finally

Wow Tony, this cell phone is way better than the Sony Xperia X.

Nah kid, I made my own game system called the IronBox One. All the vidya, TV, and multiplayer fun you could ever want on it. You can even use the Connect to scan your body and play the game.