Which one of you faggots is this?

Which one of you faggots is this?

It ain't me

It ain't me.

Not me.
I'm not a sex worker and I don't write articles

probably a redditor

>big dick
Probably no one from Sup Forums.
Maybe it was Shatner.

>she thinks she was holding in her laughs for his sake
>he was actually debasing her as a humanbeing and memeing the fuck out of her with his penis
next level shitposting

It ain't smee.

wow as escort service goes that almost sounds not awkward and fun for them.

Escorts should be stoned to death, not give attention to

it is fun if you make her laugh, which is all I can do because I get nervous and resort to jokes.

>implying that wasn't a Sup Forums reverse troll pretending to be a whore on reddit

t. ben al flecki

>implying anyone here isn't a small dick white fuccboi

How is she not arrested for admitting she's a sex worker?

>it is fun if you make her laugh
Wait until you see my penis.

maybe he knows how the pussy crushes your dick when they laugh and resorted to his only weapon ,memes

>largemanhooker
Sup Forums confirmed XD

>she
>largemanhooker

>internet is one country

>see a hooker
>she tells you you have a large penis
>instantly assume she's lying to make you feel better

>FOREPLAY DOES NOT CONCERN ME, I WANT THAT CLIT...NOT EXCUSES

All prostitutes will tell you that your penis is large even when it manifestly is not.

so she's just saying you're a big guy, for you?

>Expecting honesty from prostitutes

Do americans really do this?

I'm Australian. My penis is 6 inches which is average so every time she says I have a big one it's off-putting.

Has anyone here done feet stuff with an escort?

Are they nice about it?

An escort will do almost anything you want her to do, provided you're willing to pay for it.

The big guy thing is a facebook/normie meme now. It could have been anybody.

Only the Johns are criminalized these days.

those are man feet, you can easily tell

Lad most girls in general are nice about foot stuff. Get a girl off/ have a decent dick and they're happy to play along with most fetishes

6inches is slightly above average, if it's thick it might as well be called big. Consider the fact that people who fuck prostitutes are probably insecure fat betas with tiny dicks that are too afraid to fuck IRL women. So someone with a barely above average cock can be called a "big guy for you"

also
>all prostitutes tell you your dick is huge
really? do you talk to them, people? i only went once and she didn't say shit, just "ehh what u doing" "oh i was walking around with some friends.." "okay, take off your clothes, let me put the condom on you" and that was it

>"Chaos isn't a pit, it's a ladder."

If you make a chick cum when you fuck her to the point of she has that look on her face and mumbles dumb shit, she'd probably lick your asshole if you asked her.

>Consider the fact that people who fuck prostitutes are probably insecure fat betas with tiny dicks that are too afraid to fuck IRL women.

Yeah this is true.

>really? do you talk to them, people?

I go to a particular brothel once a month. It's just small talk and helps me get comfortable.

You're dumb and not very knowledgeable about feets. That webm is /u/wetmyfeet from /r/feet.

>footfags are also redditors

Go back and stay back

>2017
>Not browsing /r/feet

>ywn pay a hooker to rolepaly as a horny aggressive Peggy while you roleplay as a tired, not interested Al Bundy

Nobody since it never happened.

>mfw my hooker yells "YES, YES, GIVA ME YOUR GABAGOOOOOOL!" as I finish inside her