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anume

The King of Omegas

>1-2 friends
>had a gf once in highschool
>works a job for above min wage
>owns a car
>lives in a rented room

The more (you)s, the more likely the Arabian peninsula will become bankrupt

over half of the top 20 worlds tallest buildings are in china and only two aren't in asia or the middle east.

love asians (that means chinks AND pakis) me

This title has made this general even shittier than before, amazing job

just shot a video la xx

youtu.be/9VC0c3pndbI

so

absolutely grim all around

how sheltered are you to think thats king of omegas

just a microcosm of the west's decline and the east's rise really

don't believe anyone has friends once they start their career

My home city has a few of them. And people wonder why we use 'tu ao' for Australia

have no career and no friends

do not fall for the larper

because they built some tall shit for novelty?

mums new boyfriend is sat in the kitchen

wish he'd fuck off I need to get ready for toil

a lot of people at work live together. can't blame them

>unreasonably high rent
>instant social circle

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

why the fuck does yer ma have a bf? don't you mean customer?

Must depart for my toil in about 15 mins lads
I'm tired and sore all over

Does putting your ballsack in a girl's butthole count as sex?

Lying in bed thinking about the days impending toil.

LIGHTNING BOLT

*throws a beanbag at you*

You're dead, lie down.

have you ever had a woman fart on your face? it's not a pleasant experience tbqh

if you wouldnt drink a woman's diarrhea you're gay

not been on Sup Forums in yonks

Explain? It would smell great with Emma.

its not a novelty. they're functional buildings and necessary at least in china's case

Who in this day and age is actually impressed by how many subhumans you can squeeze into a small area of ground though

A century ago that might mean something but now it's just dumb asians with more money than sense aping shit white people have already done yet again

me

they ban you for posting amerimutt

no doubt, ofc, I was referring to farting on the face
umm..I don't think so sweaty xx
would much rather stick my penis in her fart hole

wish society would fall apart already and most people would die so i can go live as a subsistence farmer up the mountains

No it wouldn't mate

me and the lads

JUST DO IT

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

seriously, moving to a rural area and farming is still an option

and with what money would he buy the land

...

maybe in changada or poo ese but in little island countries land is expensive

>Chinese invent paper
Yeh, but look at the books white people wrote
>Chinese invent language
Yeh, but look at how Asian languages now incorporate English words

etc etc

alri lads who wants to talk about urban planning?

ever notice how the north american 'grid style' road network is much superior to the european 'ring road'

...

>>Chinese invent language

Do a food analogy next Wang

Remember that our sort don't eat cats, dogs or horses though

I don't know about Ireland, but in Canada you can easily buy a few acres for less than $20k

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaap

don't mind hordes of chinese it just means more qt asians i don't like the way niggers and indians breed though something needs to be done

makes you think

this is far from Omega
It's failed normie at least

woah you can't say the n-word man wtf

so this is what the irish do when free from the yoke of their rightful english masters?

me in the middle

Ching Chong Motherfucker

ewwwww stop

hngg

any lads want move to Canada and we can farm together out east in Nova Scotia. huge plots of land on the cheap out in Cape Breton

no homo

Your women love horse cum

Ireland needs a nuke

>Indian "food"

wonder if farming leaf is the same as beach obsessed stoner leaf

yanks who don't like curry need putting down tbqh

That's a plate of diarrhoea don't lie to me.

indian food is peng

And your people love rotten eggs soaked in human urine

unironically delicious

ughh

edited the racist pepe

yes I am.

still plan on forming a Bob Hawke Surf Team and smoking weed at the beach all day on the gold coast if I drop out of school

will keep you updated on whether I pass my courses this semester

This can go somewhere, I know it

fucking hell Tuesday already going to be the weekend soon

need to push this as the new face of the alt right

anyone else so racist that it hinders your ability to enjoy foreign food?

state

>lying on gross, overcrowded beaches in the hole of australian coastal cities

sort your life out you total wank

KEK

this is the fucking funniest thing I've read all year

ahhsahhhsafhsafaaa

Their food is literally all that they're good for. Ask any leftie about immigration and without fail their first line of defense is "BUT THE FOOD" because even they know it

good food has no color

lol

fuck off I've been to Trinity Beach in Cairns and it wasn't crowded at all

eh, i dont like the food anyway

haha can you imagine my gran's face when she unwraps this present

>talks about gold coast
>mentions a beach up in cairns

ahh yes

got a m8 who 'doesn't trust any foreign muck'. mostly just eats sausage, chips and beans.

imagine actually being like this

what a sad pathetic existence

>Cairns

not sure my yank brain can process this humour

Do you guys think Goku will defeat Jiren?

don't get it

what a bloody plonker ha ha ha

she's going to be very annoyed when she spills that tea everywhere lad

gold coast is in africa take a geography class sometime

Busberg giving me a lift to toil for the very reasonable price of £38 a week

I was wrong.

mixed my QLD geography up.

Going to start a petition to change the name of Queensland to New New Zealand, NSW to New South China and Victoria to New Grease

Why are most of the cities on the East coast?

Seems reasonable to me.

lol probably gonna drink myself into a coma on account of my inability to confront early childhood trauma haha

"northern territory", "south australia" really the best you could come up with? simply dire

Just do a little think. YOu'll find the answer.