THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

Did you think I'd forgotten, Donald?

For a thousand years I have waited, watched in dejection as you made your pitiful country great again. I hope you enjoyed yourself. I really do.

Because in the time that you were president, I have amassed a great and terrible army of of
skeleton delegates - skelegates, if you will, Donald.

Without you around to ward off the forces of Chaos, I can finally escape from my prison. You just made your first mistake, Donald. Now I can return to that fateful night in 2016 and claim what is rightfully mine!

Together with my army of skelegates, I will finally have the majority I need to become the Republican nominee, and fight a principled conservative campaign for President. Nothing will stand in our way. Goodbye, Donald. Your New York ways will taint the Party no longer.

This is the priesthood rising! With my new powers, I will plunge this country into TEN THOUSAND YEARS of darkness, and the delegates...they will be at my side every step of the way. Thank you, Donald.

Donnie....

kek save us

Did you really expect your pathetic trips to get you your delegates?

Pro tip:
It was never funny, not even the first time.

No

>666

It's confirmed, Cruz is the Anti-christ

Oh fuck his serious this time.
God help us

Return the delagates

There is no escape Donald.
The delegates or your life.

I'm coming for them, Dahnald.

>666

The picture of Cruz + the word "DAHNALD" actually makes me laugh out loud every time, I don't know why

What about this?

theres the easy way and there's the hard way dahnuld. you chose the hard way

>skelegates, if you will, Donald.
>666

How is he so fucking fast???!!!

you saying this only makes it funnier

what is the source to this meme? Im late to the party

Wait, it's not his speeHE MUST BE USING THE CHAOS EMERALD TO WARP

Calm down, Ted.

...

SKELEGATES ARE IN MOTION

Hand over the delegates partner and no one gets hurt......aye

THE PREORDERS ARE MINE DONALD

WE CALL HIM "LYIN TODD"
HE HOLDS BETHESDA HIGH
THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
AND THEN HE LIES

I WILL HAVE THE DELEGATES

PUT THE DELEGATES IN THE BAG.

PREDELEGATE FALLOUT 4 DONALD, OTHERWISE I WILL.....I WILL DO SOMETHING YOU WILL REGRET

No one cared who was until I ran a consistent conservative grassroots campaign Donald.

Look at him. LOOK AT HIM! HE'S A NERVOUS WRECK!
NEUROTIC TODD HOWARD DIDN'T GO TO HIS OWN CONVENTION. HE'S LOW ENERGY, AND LOWER ENERGY THAN JEB!
UNFIT TO LEAD! SAD!

oh lawd my sieds

THE DELEGATE ORDERS......NOW!!!!

Does no one see the fucking 666!?!?!? Holy fuck he is seriously getting the skeletons army

Mr Dahnald, I'm GOP. Uhh, you don't get to bring delegates...

I was ready to do anything to fulfill the prophecy, Dahnald. You should have known better. The hardness of Canada's and Texas' climate gave me an iron will. It's too late for repentance, now.

I made a pact with powers beyond your imagination. In exchange of my soul and a hundred pounds of cheese they gave me their strength. BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM DAHNALD.

THE DELEGATES WILL VOTE FOR THE PRIESTHOOD!

>Sekelgates

Praise kek. inverted 666
The delegates know about the conservative man, GOP

shoop ted on this

YOUR CAMPAIGN...HAS COME TO AN EEEEEENNNDD

YEEEEEAH, THIS IS WHAT TRUMP HAD PLANNED

Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for its daily feast
A senator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath


RULES OF GOP

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE DON COMES UP
WITH THEIR JOBS ON THE LINE

ALIVE

FOR A WHILE

NO DELEGATES

GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF GOP

WITH THEIR JOBS ON THE LINE

OUT HERE ONLY THOSE WITH DELEGATES SURVIVE

Happening, fug!

Spit out my coffee

I love that game

PLESS B0SS, GIBE ME DELAGES B0SS
PLEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS