For a thousand years I have waited, watched in dejection as you made your pitiful country great again. I hope you enjoyed yourself. I really do.
Because in the time that you were president, I have amassed a great and terrible army of of skeleton delegates - skelegates, if you will, Donald.
Without you around to ward off the forces of Chaos, I can finally escape from my prison. You just made your first mistake, Donald. Now I can return to that fateful night in 2016 and claim what is rightfully mine!
Together with my army of skelegates, I will finally have the majority I need to become the Republican nominee, and fight a principled conservative campaign for President. Nothing will stand in our way. Goodbye, Donald. Your New York ways will taint the Party no longer.
This is the priesthood rising! With my new powers, I will plunge this country into TEN THOUSAND YEARS of darkness, and the delegates...they will be at my side every step of the way. Thank you, Donald.
Ian Gomez
Donnie....
Joshua Moore
kek save us
Joseph Phillips
Did you really expect your pathetic trips to get you your delegates?
Ryder Hughes
Pro tip: It was never funny, not even the first time.
Luke Powell
No
Justin Hughes
>666
It's confirmed, Cruz is the Anti-christ
Benjamin Garcia
Oh fuck his serious this time. God help us
Cameron Davis
Return the delagates
Bentley Green
There is no escape Donald. The delegates or your life.
Luke Hernandez
I'm coming for them, Dahnald.
Bentley Russell
>666
Matthew Bailey
The picture of Cruz + the word "DAHNALD" actually makes me laugh out loud every time, I don't know why
Jace Campbell
What about this?
Carson Fisher
theres the easy way and there's the hard way dahnuld. you chose the hard way
Jose Smith
>skelegates, if you will, Donald. >666
Leo Ross
How is he so fucking fast???!!!
Adrian Thomas
you saying this only makes it funnier
Tyler Perez
what is the source to this meme? Im late to the party
Anthony Baker
Wait, it's not his speeHE MUST BE USING THE CHAOS EMERALD TO WARP
Robert Allen
Calm down, Ted.
Nathaniel Hughes
...
Benjamin Butler
SKELEGATES ARE IN MOTION
Ian Allen
Hand over the delegates partner and no one gets hurt......aye
Luis Barnes
THE PREORDERS ARE MINE DONALD
Parker Green
WE CALL HIM "LYIN TODD" HE HOLDS BETHESDA HIGH THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN AND THEN HE LIES
Jonathan Wilson
I WILL HAVE THE DELEGATES
Aiden Bell
PUT THE DELEGATES IN THE BAG.
Jack Stewart
PREDELEGATE FALLOUT 4 DONALD, OTHERWISE I WILL.....I WILL DO SOMETHING YOU WILL REGRET
Parker Allen
No one cared who was until I ran a consistent conservative grassroots campaign Donald.
Wyatt Wright
Look at him. LOOK AT HIM! HE'S A NERVOUS WRECK! NEUROTIC TODD HOWARD DIDN'T GO TO HIS OWN CONVENTION. HE'S LOW ENERGY, AND LOWER ENERGY THAN JEB! UNFIT TO LEAD! SAD!
Hunter Reed
oh lawd my sieds
Caleb Barnes
THE DELEGATE ORDERS......NOW!!!!
Xavier Murphy
Does no one see the fucking 666!?!?!? Holy fuck he is seriously getting the skeletons army
Brayden Garcia
Mr Dahnald, I'm GOP. Uhh, you don't get to bring delegates...
Eli Johnson
I was ready to do anything to fulfill the prophecy, Dahnald. You should have known better. The hardness of Canada's and Texas' climate gave me an iron will. It's too late for repentance, now.
I made a pact with powers beyond your imagination. In exchange of my soul and a hundred pounds of cheese they gave me their strength. BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM DAHNALD.
THE DELEGATES WILL VOTE FOR THE PRIESTHOOD!
Aaron Reyes
>Sekelgates
Jeremiah Jackson
Praise kek. inverted 666 The delegates know about the conservative man, GOP
Evan Wright
shoop ted on this
Jayden Roberts
YOUR CAMPAIGN...HAS COME TO AN EEEEEENNNDD
YEEEEEAH, THIS IS WHAT TRUMP HAD PLANNED
Ethan Ramirez
Being tracked by a starving beast Looking for its daily feast A senator on the verge of death Close to its last breath Getting close to its last breath
RULES OF GOP
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE DON COMES UP WITH THEIR JOBS ON THE LINE
ALIVE
FOR A WHILE
NO DELEGATES
GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF GOP
WITH THEIR JOBS ON THE LINE
OUT HERE ONLY THOSE WITH DELEGATES SURVIVE
William Barnes
Happening, fug!
Isaac Green
Spit out my coffee
Joshua Hernandez
I love that game
Lincoln Adams
PLESS B0SS, GIBE ME DELAGES B0SS PLEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS