Alright Spain cucks tell me about my people...

Alright Spain cucks tell me about my people. Apparently do to recent testing half my DNA comes from the Iberian Peninsula. And I found out my surname is rather popular in a area known as Extremadura.

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chi

CHI

You are Spanish, CHI.

I'm 89 percent Europoor though, it's just that the majority of my DNA comes from Iberia.

One of the poorest parts of the country, even hundreds of years before. For that reason a lot of people moved to america (the continent, in general), to get rich and and achieve success. Tons of conquistadors and explorers come from there because of that.

Makes sense then, anything their known for besides being poor and colonizing?

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Ah yes, the "european" american.

>52 percent and me
>fuggg :D
Will the average Amerimutt meme be le 52% face now?

Do the european ppl you know in family all.come from spain?

It's more like 51.98% now, clock is ticking.

Both my grandparents on my dads side apparently came from Portugal and Spain but they died before my time and my dad was never close with his family. My dad has blue eyes though but his parents didn't so rather strange. My moms side is Irish, Spanish, and, Native American.

Not really I think. Mérida has roman ruins and the Vía de la Plata starts from there.

>ola, ameegos. I am spanish! Or as muh ancestor said: espanol. I found out that muh surname is a noblename, because a water stamped coat of arm showed up when i googled it on bing

Damn I was hoping for something big, like King Juan Carlos is your great great uncle or some shit.

Wow, so you're still a CHI, kys.

The guy from Gladiator comes from there kek

>extremaduras population stagnant and same for 200 years
JUST

top kek I wish

Russal Crowe? So that means I can't get gibs from him now???

Thats not how coat of arms work! When will you Americans learn this?! Just because your name is the same as a noble families surname doesnt mean you are a part of that family. God damn. I cant even subtly mock you murridumbs

11% /CHI/ to be specific, am I chi enough fellow chi?

Well, you can tell people the last spanish executioner was from Extremadura

Extremadura was such a barren place that its name actually reflects that. It literally is "Extremelyharsh" in spanish, from Extrema (Extremely) and Dura (harsh)

No, the real one in which he's based

why do euroshits get so mad themselves when trying to BTFO others? you're doing it wrong, sven

Sounds good, any Knight stuff go on there? Or is Spain dull in that department?

The guy as in, the "historical" character my dude

Pizarro and Cortes were from there

>tfw americans are getting dumber to withstand bantering
Evolution

Oh you mean the 1950's one. Charleston Heston I think his name is?

What do you mean by "Knight stuff" exactly?

keep it coming bro. this is priceless. better yet, post some mutt memes you've got saved on your desktop

I didn't know that, sounds cool.

I see, I didn't know that story was true.

murridumbs are known for never been able to handle the banter though

Were Pizaro and Cortes the richest men in the world and in Spain?

You know, like knights and jousting. Stories of knights fighting off dragons and whatnot?

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This guy is from Extremadura, do you look like him?

Way too late for that, it was under muslim rule for most of the middle ages and even then, as someone said before, it was a barren place. Nothing there, it was heavily repopulated from the north after the reconquista

> Mérida was an important city in Roman times, so they love to organise WE WUZ events
> best jamón
> conquistadores
> meme football team in the 90s
> Puerto Hurraco murders
> only Spanish region with no modern railways
> Catalans are butthurt about subsidies going from rich regions (like Catalonia) to poor regions (like Extremadura)
> rock band Extremoduro
I can't think of anything else concerning Extremadura. I remember a post on Sup Forums by a German user who fell in love with a Spanish girl and asked for advice before moving with her to her place, many keks were had when he told us she was from Badajoz. You may want to read this blog by a NY woman who spent a year in a bumfuck nowhere village in Extremadura: awanderingcasiedilla.com/2015/06/01/i-lived-in-a-spanish-village-for-8-months-and-it-changed-me-forever/

Pic my ancestor.

I see, just my luck to not have cool Game of Thrones style history.
Ayo holdup you telling me, WE WUZ my nigga?

Besides that sounds cool.

Mmmm. There are many medieval towns which still have their medieval neighborhood un good shape. Some even celebrate medieval fairs. Mine does form example. But thats about It when It comes to Knight stuff i think

>jousting
>in iberian peninsula
that was a frankish/german thing, I'm sure it happened here, but it was not traditional
besides, light cavalry was far more useful when battlegrounds are either forested areas or irregular ground. Knight tradition was derived from the free-man knight (fighting on foot, using the horse for movement).

Congratulations, you are from the most subhuman part of the country (in competition with some provinces of Andalusia)

>I'm 89 percent Europoor
>majority of my DNA comes from Iberia

ayy lmao

Rural catalonia exists

See that's something I didn't know. I thought everybody in Europe jousted.
It's the le 56% in me to be a subhuman even when European.
Fuggggggggg :D

Rural Catalonia is fine. They are a little bit redneck-ish, but it is comfy. The people is not as bad as you might believe. They are quite "familiar", and the food is the best I have had in Spain.
I'm not talking about the political ideas here (the most pathetic are probably the Basque in that sense, anyway)

Why do Amerindian women love the Iberian man?
They made Kings of us of all Americas..
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quispe_Sisa

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabel_Moctezuma

You're literally a dollar store version of a Hapa, faggot, don't think otherwise.

Hmm not really I have black hair and green eyes.

We need to take our homeland back from the jews, my Iberian brother

Why are you mad indio?
Mestizas and Cholitas love the IBERIAN Conquistador.

Holy shit this is really you? I've seen the other pictures around but not this one?
Jose Antonio Primo De Rivera, I know him. And maybe I guess lol

Terrible heat most of the year, lots of tabacco plantations and octogenarian socialists

All that patriotism to end up in leafland cleaning toilets.

Don't need to come back.

their rampant homosexuality

Howling

yah extremadurean brown europeans

literally andalusians but even poorer

>have good job
>still can't afford these over inflated home prices
i might as well be cleaning toilets

That is bullshit. Extremadura comes from Extremo duelo which was the border regions against muslims. Portugal and Castile also had Extremaduras. The current Extremadura is the Leonese one.

>Apparently do to recent testing half my DNA comes from the Iberian Peninsula.

You are Moorish and not white. Case closed.

>majority of my DNA comes from Iberia.
subhuman

says increasingly nervous mestizo man

who asked or who cares?

>> only mainland Spanish region with no modern railways
FTFY, Canary Islands, Balearic Islands, Ceuta and Melilla don’t even have railways.

Tell me about it. Putos boches.

Calla puto alemANO

Iberians in general shit on cavalry traditions because they were like the communism of the middle ages (ie didn't account for human nature). Cervantes' Don Quixote is the biggest symbol of this. Made germans and anglos genuinely mad we didn't take arthurian crap or germanic mythology seriously.

Why make stories about killing dragons when you can do stories about killing moors.

Ay lmao

>t. conquistador rapebaby CHI

>Mainland
>Canary Islands, Baleares Islands, Ceuta and Melilla

was hat er damit gemeint

tib.org/es/web/ctm/tren

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