ITT we make the Brits cry

>I said "Lad" in real life with my nasally North American accent.

>'Mate' unironically while not being working class

Scotland is a waste of space

And here I though everybody said that. I still have much to learn.
What about Australia, does everyone actually call each other cunt or mate?

He's lying for attention

Yes for mate, only my closest mates for cunt

Alright, so I came to Australia and started calling people mate they wouldn't mind me?
you're all confusing me desu

Don't even think about it

>Don't even think about it
Why not?

Its weird

Also the quokkas you cunt

you would be seen like a weirdo and thrown in jail

>Alright, so I came to Australia and started calling people mate they wouldn't mind me?
Absolutely not, I have 2 French mates, as well as a few other Europeans that use Aussie colloquials all the time and everyone loves it.

Sometimes it's hilarious, like hearing an American say cunt is the weirdest thing.

Brits are afraid of this thread, as usual

awful thread

>quokkas
what are you trying to say here?
That's what I thought in the first place. It at least shows they're trying to assimilate the culture

wtf are they doing in Australia

You will get a lot of smiles by just saying cheers and thanks mate.
They both run an NGO together

You can tell when somebody is saying mate because its natural and when they say it because they think its something they should say because they think being Australian is a character trait

>They both run an NGO together
Hahahahaha
pathetic

I mean, I already say mate when I speak English

but UK is great

fuck you

If you want to enrage a Brit just talk about your own culture arrogantly around one

HAHAHAHAHA

They help Syrian refugees seek asylum in France

> call chips "french fries"
> call hoighty toighty tippy typers “keyboards”
> call an upsy stairsy the “escalator”
> call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”

where are they at m8

Begging in the Paris Metro

Don't lie to me, I'm taking the next plane for Canberra

N U K E M E L B O U R N E

Why yes, I am a Canadian born Briton. Anglo saxon and scottish blood runs through these veins.

Watch out for the drop bears, they love frogs this time of year

>Watch out for the drop bears
Was this joke ever funny?

Nukes are overrated

Boy I'm sure looking forward to visiting my ancestral home in Luton! I'm so excited to see where my family lived before they left in the 19th century.

Ireland>>>N.Ireland>>>>Scotland>>>Wales>>>Northern England>>>>>>>>rest of England

This doesn't make us cry, we just feel embarrassed on your behalf.

>made tea with microwaved water

>N. Ireland
>ahead of anyone

There are bits of Eastern Europe I'd prefer to have floating next to my country over Norn.

Haha cheeky my britsh accent is pretty fucking Peng If you ask me mate, I like to impress the british with it.

More like Poorthern Direland :DDD

It's literally the best part of the the British isles. Fact.

Stop being such a Yank.

Do you know literally anything about it?

It's literally paradise compared to the rest of those god forsaken shitholes, lad

I think you sound really British - do you know what I mean? Your accent is well proper, isn't it?

Can you pass the HP sauce haha

I will take that as a "no".

Uh, yeah. They speak proper English and they invented fish and chips. Also It's whiter than the rest of the UK and they scare the English and southern irish.

some cunt invited me for "tea time" while in London and it was awful

Probably used too much curry

>i put vinegar and curry on my chips

The Germans and the French are the good guys

Germany will soon have a continental hegemony

American culture is actually very sophisticated.

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LMFAOOO

You lot need to step up your game, amateurs. This is how you do it.

didn't know there were lebos in NZ also

holy fuck 65p for a freddo. they were 15p only a couple of years ago.

Never rated chomp. Fuck chomp

They were 10p each when I was at school, I feel bad for the kids of today.

>ITT we make the Brits cry
The English people didn't have an royal family of English origin since almost 1000 years.
The Hundred Years' War was a French dynastic war and the English were serving a foreign king.
Norman/French coat of arms
English is just Anglo-Norman
Normans are French
Richard Lionheart was French, spoke oïl and oc but never spoke a word of English.
Literally only has French or Latin mottos.
Still butthurt about 1066. The French don't even remember this year.
The English language has only become the lingua franca thanks to the USA. People around the world think of the USA when they think of the English language and they imitate the American accent.
The Scots and the Welsh don't need mention as they are non-existent anymore.
Irish are losers and slaves
The only thing that saved you from being fucked by everyone was being on an island.
Churchill is a glorified coward
British bulldog are deformed
if it weren't for the French in Dunkirk the Brit would have fell to the Nazis

can't think of anything more

>if it weren't for the French in Dunkirk the Brit would have fell to the Nazis
they wouldn't have fallen though. Sure they would have lost a big chunk of their army but the Nazis never could have invaded the UK

The nazi plan to invade Britain actually involved towing flat bottomed river barges of troops and supplies across the rough channel while dodging the Royal Navy, it would have made the Normandy invasion look like a picnic.

>it's whiter than the rest of the UK
Ahhhh there it is, Glasgow is white too but it's still a shithole

yeah so it was basically impossible. Even if they somehow did manage to dodge the RN and land some troops, they could have never extended their supply lines over the Channel