Doesn't know shit about Film

>doesn't know shit about Film
>minimal Reviews
Why do you watch him again

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I don't watch him, but he seems like a friendly guy. Besides the whole Zod's snapped neck thing he doesn't seem too smug when compared to other reviewers

hes palatable to normies and weebs

He actually has some good insight in some of his analysis videos. But that's all I've seen of him

And I've read his BvS script, which was hilarious

film school and all that shit is just a meme anyways

you don't need to go to film school to be a better reviewer than him though, his insight, analysis and taste are so bland and surface level

I don't

he's an asshole bordering on sociopathic irl though

someone post that NY story

What's that about

whathappenedtofuryofthefilmfan.blogspot.com/

>During the trip Chris was a dark cloud, a very brooding presence in my happy home. We tried offering to go out and do fun things but he only wanted to see movies and do his reviews. He did a wonderful job of ignoring my kid who wanted to talk to him and even tossed my wife attitude when she asked him about his goals and spoke candidly about his future goals. He may not have noticed but this is what we got. He's the type of guy to make everyone miserable and then apologize for it and play the victim. I can't stand that type of person.

It reads like that "I saw (insert person) at the Supermarket today" copypasta, but it's real.

...

> he only wanted to see movies and do his reviews
lol

>One of the issues that bugged the hell out of me was how financial unprepared Chris was to come to New York. For weeks I had told him to save up because New York was expensive. Prior to arriving he spent money on a bunch of Blu rays since he was now starting a collection. My wife left a message online telling him to keep saving for New York. Of course we had food for him that was the extension of our invite and I even went out and bought an air mattress. We didn't have money for these things since my wife was out of work but I put it on credit. I didn't mind , I even spot him for the imax tickets for Mission Impossible 3 he said he'd pay me back because he didn't have a card.
>When he got back to Ohio he posted up pics of more blu rays he purchased and even a TV. This was like a slap in the face to us. We couldn't help but feel used. There's a way to handle an invite to stay with people and then there's mooching. Even if the TV was purchased by his parents, why didn't his parents give him money for his trip? That's what any parent would do no? make sure he's got enough and not be a burden to the people hes staying with?
>It's not an issue of money, because I treat my friends to many , many things. It's how it all came together...you go back home and start posting pics of your new TV and your blu ray collections and I'm like...wait..how do you have those things now when in New York you could barely afford a metrocard? It was pure D-baggery and I kept quiet about it. I didn't confront him about it, the colors were already shown especially when he ignored us after his trip. Something he admitted to AFTER I made those videos on him. He admitted he ignored me because I was somehow a negative influence on his spirituality. I found that to be a hilarious excuse. I really understood him as a person after he said that.

lol

this combined with the redlettermedia thing is very illuminating

That's hilarious.

I buy it though, the guy is autism incarnate. He's just managed to find a way to turn it into a formula to churn out mediocre reviews which normies lap up. Like Doug, he likes the idea of movies without actually taking the time to understand them one bit.

>implying anyone here does
I discovered him years ago when he was still largely unknown. I'm amazed how he blew up and surpassed once top guys like Douge in popularity.

Makes you think literally anyone can do it as long as you're not an autist.

Link to videos?

As long as you are an autist, user

Chris is also a bullshitter
> I did this BvS rewrite in half an hour
> can be heard weeks prior saying "Zods snapped neck" on some dudes youtube channel

sauce on snapped neck?

source on that second claim?

youtube.com/watch?v=NJAaRFb-JJg

youtube.com/watch?v=12NtS-mh1gk
@8:58

wow

Somebody post the picture of him with all the black people.

It's just an idea he had in his head. He means actually sitting down and writing the script took half and hour.

>Those disgusting teeth and screaming

look at the earlier replies lol

Doesn't change the fact that its a shit idea he came up with. The quality of his actual work prove he's a knob head

Reminder
youtu.be/dySI7lckA1Y?t=1h19m57s

Aw shit, the filter threw me off.

Isn't his short film on pornhub? Someone link it. It's fucking amazing. It's called Julia or something.

I heard this before, and I'm never able to finish it. It's just too embarrassing

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55e3dc50f2b0b

>Stuckmann is my hero! You should all worship his craft! I live, breath, and cum to the thought of this brilliant man, and if you aren't, then you're stupid as FUCK. This is better than sex. This is a trip to heaven and back. Screw blowjobs and creampies, I wanna be STUCKMANNIZED.

why is it so cringe?

Thanks bruh.

he's such a child

If you google prog rock or 80's rock, the dire straits are gonna be one of the first results. Regardless what you think of the band/style of music, it's one of the most basic, vanilla, pleb recommendations you can give to someone who reviews music for a living.

Review Screw > Chris Cuckmann

audibly keked

he's being 100% serious holy shit

The rlm thing?

youtube.com/watch?v=2qpT7bWSgwg

RedLettermedia > Nostalgia Critic = Review Screw > Trash > YMS > StuckMann > Jahns

I don't. I don't watch internet "reviewers".

>Jahns that low

Kill yourself

Your own opinion > Ralph The Movie Manlet > Shit >>>>>>>>>> YMS

They're all trash

Filmo99 > literally any other YouTube reviewer

He knows better than Jeremy Jahns
>Giving King Arthur a better review then GOTG 2

He looks like he's about to cry
Banter in the UK would end him

i dunno why he had to tell everyone this. it does not benefit him in any way shape or form.

>>doesn't know shit about film
>actually has a whole best-seller book released on the topic

The jealousy is suffocating ITT.

"Best seller"
>implying he didn't just buy a bunch of copies on his own

who

>JK Rowling is one of the greatest authors ever

>50 Movies of the 2000s to See Before You Die
wow he made a detailed list
10/10 literature

I grew up with Stuckmann's reviews, I give it an A-

>>The Film Buff's Bucket List: The 50 Movies of the 2000s to See Before You Die

Here is his list. Is he pleb or patrician? You decide.

Read the first 3 lines and I already know it's terrible.

jahns is cringe incarnate, but at least he has a degree of self awareness

what a cock, glad i've never seen one of his videos

>has Collateral
>instant bullshit shit

how can zods snapped neck even compete?

Some real hidden gems on this list. Glad someone is giving these movies exposure.

Why do I see this fuckers face, and no RLM threads talking about Jay's tight fuckable asshole.

He is an annoying and unfunny literal autists, why are you surprised people in here watch him?

Literally had to tell fuck off at the picture when I opened it and skimmed through he list. He literally just took that top 100 Reddit movies list and reordered them.

>hidden gems
But that list is basically an IMDB top 50

thatsthejoke.jpeg

Sorry, I can't tell when someone is being sarcastic or is simply retarded in this website anymore.

RedLetterMedia > YMS > trash > Stuckmann = Jahns > Nostalgia Critic

I'm not ranking Review Screw because he isn't a reviewer, he's just an attention whore who is trying to turn himself into a Sup Forums meme. He's even worse than tripfags.

So entry level it hurts.
>Star Wars: TFA
You've gotta be shitting me.

Ive seen some of his reviews. The little jokes he tries to throw in always fall flat and are cringe inducing af. Its like he is not selfaware of the shit he says and What funny acutally is. Would it surprise anyone if he was a former Sup Forumstard?

>implying anyone who likes films enough to buy the book wouldn't have seen all of those already
Doesn't he watch movies for a living? Surely he's seen a few not as well known films worth recommending?

What's wrong with this teeth?

I watched a couple of his reviews and some of them seem like he didn't actually watch the movie he was just saying vague things that apply to anything.

he's surface level as it gets that's why, he watches movies for quantity's sake, he probably doesn't even read novels to sharpen his analysis of scripts, plot and characterization

So is this book for 12 year olds? Caché, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, When Marnie Was There and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon are the only films on that list that aren't super popular.

he's a summarizer, he retells you the plot and calls it a review

I don't regularly watch his videos but the worst recurring joke I've seen him do is
>show clip from bad movie or explain a dumb plot point
>stare at the camera
>carry on staring
>carry on staring
>make extremely unfunny comment
>burst into fake hysterical laughter and quickly cut to next point
He's just not a naturally funny guy but it doesn't stop him from trying.

this explains how he got popular, he did a bit of networking

>Some real hidden gems on this list
list them

Yup, Cuckmann is a leech. When he was a nobody he worked together with YouTubers who were relatively small but a lot bigger than him and as soon as he started to get big he ditched them and started working together with bigshots.

Adult braces.

Honestly this Fury of the Film Fan guy sounds like an asshole

creating a character to troll Chris on youtube was pathetic

Hey Chris

This just looks like a list of movies everyone over the age of 20 and has a passing interest in movies has seen.

>over the age of 18
FTFY

you are basically agreeing with the list

>hides under a persona
>makes video trash talking Chris
>expect people to go after Chris
>people discover who he is and go after him instead
>somehow Chris is in the wrong

>he isn't a reviewer

The jealously is palpable.

So you're saying he made this up?

I'm saying that he's a hypocrite at best

Review Screw, fuck off. If you're a reviewer then every idiot who shitposts on YouTube is a reviewer.

D U B S
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Do you follow him on twitter? Pretty good content

No one here's gonna follow your twitter faggot

Just go ahead and post your twitter, Review Screw. We know you want to.

>shilling yourself on Sup Forums
This is sad and pathetic

Angry DCucks.

I hate the DCEU. Zack Snyder is one of the biggest hacks of this generation. Now either post your twitter or fuck off, Review Screw.

His account is locked, you can't shill a locked twitter, moron