TSUNAMI WIPES OUT STRAYA

ITS OVER BROS ADELAIDE AND MELBOURNE AND HOBART CONFIRMED UNDERWATER

GET TO HIGH GROUND YOU HAVE LESS THAN 30MINS

6.1 'potentially tsunamigenic' quake hits off southern Australia

rt.com/news/353091-quake-asutralia-coast-tsunami/

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Wait, I need to get some popcorn ready. Don't die yet, guys! Brb!

Nothing will happen

Something will happen

>This wouldn't be the best thing to happen

Yeah you said that about your refugees. Now look at your country.

This is important, it's Australian.

kek confirms

Germanfag is correct for once

Getting rid of Adelaide and Melbourne would the be the best thing for this country.

>shitpost

>It was previously reported that the earthquake was "potentially tsunamigenic," meaning it could cause a tsunami. However, that information has since been retracted.
Thanks for getting my hopes up OP.

>Nothing will happen
Says the #TheCuckiestStan

>It was previously reported that the earthquake was "potentially tsunamigenic," meaning it could cause a tsunami.
>However, that information has since been retracted.

l2read u troglodyte

Good Riddance

Hobart here

I can confirm I see a massive fucking wave coming toward us.

I'm not sure if I'll make it too high ground.

Pic related

I just took this outside my house

Wew Lad

I want it all to hit Lelbourne

ISLE OF KANGAROOS CONFIRMED UNDERWATER

NO MORE KANGAROOS BOYS

>"THERE A MASSIVE F...FUCKING WAVE GUYS"
>-runs to the beach and takes a photo-

I bet the emus did that

> Adelaide, Melbourne.

And nothing of value was lost.

if melbourne gone


good


This kid in my highschool used to be hur de duur melbourne is great


Fuck living like a cockroach

this

>1 post by this ID

F

I am immigrating to Germany to steal their money, rape their women and then kill them

The carp strike back!

You didn't listen! The carp run everything!

Sorry shitposters, it's for another happening.
Praise Kek :-)

Nice filename

you okay?

God has protected the Australian people. He does not wish them to die. Kek has confirmed he wishes us to continue shitposting.

He doesn't care about Germans or Americans however.

If only it could include Sydney.

I ain't taking in no Strayin refugee

>ADELAIDE AND MELBOURNE AND HOBART CONFIRMED UNDERWATER
Nothing of value was lost

American here, I can see the wave from my house and it's still dark here. you cunts are fucked

>oh hey theres a chance ill die
>better take a photo

southern poofs btfo

I'm tired of you retards :|

Was that taken 7 years ago?
You know, because of the time dilation.
Kek

Adelaide's just here to grow wine m8, no reason to throw us in with melbournite scum.

They've finally done it.

They've invented a doomsday weapon.

...

>It was previously reported that the earthquake was "potentially tsunamigenic," meaning it could cause a tsunami. However, that information has since been retracted.

TURN OFF CNN
its not happening

ENJOY POSEIDON'S DOMAIN AUSSIEBRO, YOU WILL BE MISSED!

I don't even care that I live there, this place needs to be purged.

Sydney's protected by the barrier reef you idiot.

if only ....
I want to have a apocalyptic happening
Not such small shit!

Adelaide here, fuck.

...

It's alright lads, you can join back up to the empire and we'll pick up the pieces

>tfw Northern Territory and live right up the absolute top on the beach in fucking Darwin
Hah. Get fucked rest of Australia. Finally we have the final solution to the Leb and Asian Problem in Australia. Melbourne and Sydney wiped out.

FUCK YEAH

Which is eroding, ha

>grow wine

Really Adelaide? Put down the bong

AAAAA IT'S HERE IT'S HRrrrbrbrbrbglbbgblb...

wtf I hate tsunamis now

>Spend your days shitposting
>Mother nature flushes you with a tsunami.


Looks like Canada is next.

>Northern Territory

Huh I didn't know abos knew how to use the internet.

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Fucking hell
I'd rather face all muslims in the world than 10 of those fuckers.
I can feel it looking straight into my soul and tearing it apart.
I can sense their bloodthirst and inhumane rage through my screen.
God speed australia, you poor fucks

Isn't that where your cucks and traitors gather ?
In what way is that a bad thing for them to die ?

>kangs on an island
how? why?

underground plates of Japan is completely messed up so big earthquakes can happen easily desu senpai kek

Melbourne here, saying fuck for you guys. Melbourne needs a goddamn tsunami already tbf, a mercy killing.

wtf I love tsunamis now

>t.melbournite

You need a mechanical keyboard for that kind of underwater posting mate.

*put down the bottle

31 MINS IS UP

They jumped there you, how else?

Like the UK

a real aussie would have a surfboard nearby.

Well fuck me there actually was an earthquake.

*BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING*
Kankeroo :DDD
*BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING*

>Northern Territory
Isn't that a fucking wasteland tho?

why cant a tsunami hit canada i actually like austrailian bantz

Darwin is the whitest city in Australia you fucking leb piece of trash. We also have next to no lib faggot SJW shit heads and are mostly composed of based as fuck tradies who shit on non-whites all day long.

Feels good.

See those apartments over the side there. That's where I live.

Just so long as it swamps Brisbane.

confirmed for believing Aussie bantz
See;

What kind of computer are you using?
Do you have a interpreter and assistant?
Can you solve basic numerical problems?
Or is this like a stephen hawking thing?

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>NT
>White

Nah I've been to your capital Alice Springs m8.

>whitest city
I never saw more abos than when I went to Darwin, they literally own the fucking streets. It was also hot as fuck and unbearably humid. It's the one city in Australia I never want to go to again.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

No land where europeans live in is a wasteland, user.

The land of milk and honey isn't discovered, user.
It's made, through sweet and tears and work and oh shit did you guys just voted for welfare ?
brb dying civilisation

>capital alice springs
KEK
Honestly, I've never been there once. It's at least 1,000 KM away from Darwin, so there is no reason to go to that shithole. What's it like? As bad as the rumours?

>Darwin is the whitest city in Australia

>6.6

Not much. My numbers say this is just a foreshock.

>confirmed for never going there

>even the penguins are rad af

is this in australia? i wish i lived in australia

Please no, my sister is on holiday there.

RUN MY FELLOW SHITPOSTERS

RUN!

Least the abbos get a wash

I went up there (Darwin) in 98 and barely saw another white person besides my parents and sister. Abo central.

ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
stay safe.

>Was

An elite emu squadron is en route to your location.
Do not attempt to resist.

bom.gov.au/australia/warnings/

the waves are coming bros

bout fucken time the cleansing started.

>sister

ey, she hot m8? How do you feel knowing she's a come here specifically to get smashed by true blue Aussie blokes?

You're full of shit. Darwin is almost 100% white. Unless you went outside of Darwin, you're full of it.

I hate you for making me chuckle at that.

stay safe man. i pray for your safety and everyone else.