Was he autistic?
Was he autistic?
Pullo was more of an autist desu
Say that to his face, not online, see what happens.
they were both autistic but it manifested differently in each of them
>a man that goes home, and silently starts throwing things to the floor
>while staring at his wife
>saying nothing
>not voicing what the problem is, or even shouting
>just expecting her to understand because he's mad
>not being autistic
Like his name he was strong with strong moral character. This is how men used to be and should be
You're probably upset because he drove his wife to suicide you cuck
sounds more like a woman than autismo desu
He was stoic.
So yes, he was autistic
He was catonian.
He was just a little retarded due to heavy drinking and hits on the head, but at least he knew all women have a magic key on their cunnies.
>becomes literal kingpin
>moral
That was Punished Vorenus, a man denied his senatorial seat.
retards always seem to find their way around cunnies
He was a man of honor. I'm guessing you're a roastie since you can't comprehend that concept.
He was obsessed with trying to act like the perfect Roman. So yeah, he was an autist
no, Fortune just pissed on him every episode
He was a man of strong moral principle who was alone in trying to live a good Roman life among a sea of degenerates. He just came across as autistic because everyone else was incredibly hedonistic compared to him.
HE WAS A SENATOR OF ROME!
>Fortune just pissed on him
Goes hunting for the eagle
Finds it along with Caesars nephew AND Pompey's slave / goon
Gets promoted to evocati
One of the only survivors of a shipwreck.
Goes ashore and encounters none other than Pompey himself
Cleopatra wants him as her first choice fuck-toy
Gets elected to the Senate
Survives several battles and sieges
Gets mortally wounded but hangs on during a thousand mile land journey from Egypt to Rome
Yep
That's damned unlucky
His wife cucked him
Some no one fucked his daughter while he was in Gaul
His wife killed herself
Some gangsta caught his sons and sold them for prostitution
He died due to a retardo kid
This. I loved how Caesar and Antony acknowledged their plot armor on the show.
you conveniently left out all the horrible shit that happened to him like his kids being sold into slavery. also it's a line from the show, idiot
>He died due to a retardo kid
The producer said he didn't die and regretted ending the show like that.
His wife understood what's going on.
Yep, they supposed to see Jesus on cross in 4th season or what.
Trips confirmed the friends of the Gods.
does yours
What do you mean?
I never have
>His wife cucked him
muh wife
>Some no one fucked his daughter while he was in Gaul
Terrible. Imagine what the father of your gf must feel. And he's not even in Gaul.
>His wife killed herself
He kinda made her
>Some gangsta caught his sons and sold them for prostitution
Well, but then he got them back
>He died due to a retardo kid
Didn't
If this is the worst that happened to him, the previous post greatly outweighs it
Guys that aren't very smart often end up getting a lot of puss desu. They are too dumb to doubt themselves and be insecure and just relentlessly press on driven by their instinct.
Are you saying i'm...-not- dumb?
Sir, you just made it into my journal!
no but ****you***are
>Fortune just pissed on him
Wrong, It's
>Fortune pisses on me
Learn 2 greentext, kid
He was probably trying to speak woman. Pretty sure they communicate like this.
He made a mess by killing the old kingpin, and got orders from the top to fix it. And he did.
Vorenus represented the Roman Republic idea of pietas, honor, unflinching duty, and respect to superiors was a deep core of who he was.
When he came back from Caesar's Gaelic Wars, he found that the Republic is collapsing. Tnd morals he dedicated his life to are crumbling around him, and he is no longer a part of the country he protected, or family he fought to provide for.
I mean--- he was a fucking cuck dude xD
>If have values you are a cuck.
shiggy diggy
I often laugh at the irony when the alties use the term
>Cuck
After all, it is they who fear immigrants coming over to take their jobs and get welfare from their taxes
It is they who support gun ownership, just incase Mr Scary Blackman decides to break in and Fuck Mrs Altie
Strange how being the cuck is prevelent on their mind all the time; it's almost obsessive
Their internet porn searches would make interesting reading
>The producer said he didn't die and regretted ending the show like that.
So the rest of the show was going to be him and Pullo raising Caesarion together? That would make a hell of a sitcom.
Why did Caesar have such a hard on for this dude? i would've liked to see more of him and Lucius though.
iirc its been some time since i saw the show, but didnt he become a political pawn he could use?
That, and he also pretty much says, when you have luck like those two do keep them around, see
Nope, but he was a literal cuck, as in his wife was whoring around while he was fighting for the glory of Rome.
Last 3 were his fault
>whoring around
you're getting carried away by your imagination
this m night famalam
Pleb, she thought he was dead
The Romans were all autistic, that's why their army was so good.
what was the point of making it fold like that? doesn't it negatively affect force transfer?
Caesar thought the gods favored him so he figured as long as he kept them close nothing could go wrong
Ah the old "homophobes are gay" routine.
Enemy couldnt pick it up and use it/throw it back
they are though
t. gay homophobe
IIRC it's so that enemies can't pick up the thrown pilum and use it against Romans themselves, it was basically a one shot thing during battles
*disdain for autism intensifies*
>homophobes
Who the fuck is afraid of homos
Disliking them I get it
But who on earth trembles in fear before fags?
with a side of ''strawman i conjured up in my mind literally applies to every single individual in this large group of people i dislike''. this Sup Forums person must be one hell of a manipulator to get them thinking like that.
Weaponized Autism
Shut up and throw down your arms
On your knees barbarian
Yes I am.
He was a centurion of rome
>His wife cucked him
while he was gone for like a decade and she didn't know if he was alive or not.
Not especially unlucky.
Backhanded compliment user, you are not dumb but not getting laid.
What else could it be?
His wife knows he doesn't get mad without a reason, and she did only one thing that could get him mad.
>if you don't like x, you're x
The reason "cuck" took off they way it did is because it is an extremely poignant description for faggots who fuck themselves and their kind over for someone else's gain. No matter how many times you apply the only gays hate gays routine, no one is going to take it seriously.
If you're annoyed by a buzzing mosquito, does it mean you're one yourself?
Autism?
If anything Rome presented a more correct and believable picture than the PC correct propaganda bullshit most historical shows adept tbhfempai