/axis/ general

Invited:
>Germany, Austria, Italy, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Finland, France, Albania, Iraq, Japan, Thailand

Welcome
>Balts, Sweden, Spain, Ukraine

Fuck off
>Allied scum, in particular the Br*tish

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This is some hard core role-playing, Italien

This general is older than most, Fritzl.

Shitalians were worst soldiers

hello I am neutral

C-can I join the party guys?

Sieg heil

Sure

youtube.com/watch?v=nG220yhWp9U

Why aren't we guests?

Your country gave the allied scum the Azores as a base for operations against the U-Boats.

>Mfw

Did they fug?

Haven't seen one of these in quite some time.

They had nice planes though

Italy was a worse ally to Germany compared to Finland. Shitalian soldiers couldnt achieve shit and Germany was made to relieve divisions to african and balkan fronts simply due to italian incompetency,

How does it feel to get shamed by a nation that only has 3.5 million people at the time.

youtube.com/watch?v=N2epIe3oxbM

Reminder that the french resistance is a meme and most of them were commies anyway

One morning, a German staff office ran into Hitler’s bedroom, and woke the Fuhrer with important news. “Mein Fuhrer, Mein Fuhrer, the Italians have entered the war!”
Hitler, non-pulsed, replied, “Send two divisions, that should be more than enough to crush them.”
The aide responded, “No, Mein Fuhrer, you do not understand. Italians have joined the war on our side!”
At this, Hitler became panicked. “Send ten divisions immediately!”

De Gaulle was pretty based
He promised the commies a lot and said "fuck you" when it came time to give them what they wanted

obliged to post this since it's not long for our independence day,

youtube.com/watch?v=yPKULHMXLQc

nice one.

>De Gaulle was pretty based
This actually, he also held a nice speech about Wehrmacht soldiers fighting for their country. He's a good guy.

Long love the brother nations of Europe and friendship to the world.

Hi

The Germans constantly remarked on the bravery of Italian SM79 crews because of the daring they showed flying a 3 engine bomber that close to ship AAA

Blame the generals, not the soldiers

Amis raus

Are you drunk? He conceaded so many things that still penalize us today

This

Don't mind me, just winning the war and destroying the thread. You guys are lucky the good guys showed up

neutr*loid scum kys

Example?

Only commie radicals would arm themselves by foreigners, King louie was executed after fleeing to bring foreigners to invade France just what degalle did.

And so Americans and Britons invaded France.

Anyone need iron?

>Japan
>Axis

lmao they even didn't attack us on the Far East

Anyone need oil?

olive oil?

Baby oil.

Because of Khalkhin-gal

Gaullo-communist pact is the foundation of our political system
atlantico.fr/decryptage/en-finir-avec-gaulle-et-vite-eric-brunet-2926807.html
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extra virgin baby oil?

Yes. Time to oil up.

We COME AS LIBERATORS NOT DESTROYERS.

*coups*

My grandmother were under German occupation when she was 7, she said Germans were ok. May be that's because they were kicked in month out that village, I dunno

Delet

German army was sent to fight Bolsheviks not innocents just like Napoleon to liberate the world.

thank you

>finns were concidered slaves and non-aryans by the nazis (literally mongols by eugenics)
>yet finnish nazis still try convince theyre masterrace

Biggest keks

100% correct, foul undesirable evil people who cause suffering to others regardless of motives is evil.

Have a rare mama Hitler

SALVTTO AL DVCE!

Hello my fellow axis brothers

I miss bombing of Dresden

We also helped the yatzees you memer, Hitler even gave Salazar a car

did you know that SS doctors came to Finland to check for volunteers and many experienced winter war veterans were rejected for having the epicanthus.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epicanthic_fold

Hitler considered Finnish people Europeans though.

Hitler did mostly good things before operation Barbarossa.

If only Hitler and Stalin united against the anglo-kikes, what a world we would live in right now.

2,000,000 Russians fought with Germany and 2,000,000 went to allied lines but Jew Eisenhower delivered them to.SU for execution, murdering 2 million anti communists.

>what a world we would live in right now.
An even worse one most likely.

Not possible.

Crashing this alliance

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Lulz

nah, we would have colonized the stars by now

Europe would have been free and strong, from Lisbon to Vladivostok, lead by Germany and Russia, and with colonies on Mars and probably Alpha Centauri

Hitler was an autist

fufufufufufu that's a nice joke

Nazi racial experts classified the Finns as non-Nordics because they are Finno-Ugric. This was why when the Finnish SS battalion was raised Swedish Finns were favoured for Officer and NCO positions. However as the Finns gained more and more military success during the Continuation War, the position was changed. Hitler decreed in November 1942 that "from now on Finland and the Finnish people be treated and designated as a Nordic state and a Nordic people", this was seen as an extremely high honour for the Third Reich.

Still Finns weren’t considered Aryan and Nazi racial experts saw them different from other Nordic people despite being a part of Sweden for centuries. This was probably a language issue, since majority of the population spoke Finnish, which is a Fenno-Ugric language.

Space belongs to the USA, Russia and China. You're riding in the back seats.

Hungarians didnt speak european.

Don't mind me, just liberating the Philippines.

At least the most died Russians at ww2.

> Juno Beach

Don't invite us never again, we are a proud /soviet/ country

>Skins starts turning white when Hitler declared that we are honorable Aryans
youtube.com/watch?v=xFr75DXBWv0

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>tfw no croatia

OH YEAH WELL THEN WE'RE NOT LIGHTING UP THE COLOSSEUM FOR YOUR BIRTDHAY