Good evening owls of Sup Forums,
Awwww, we Christmas issue
Good evening owls of Sup Forums,
Awwww, we Christmas issue
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I was reading X-Men and there was a surprise Xmas issue. So much fun
I see user's Max Landis thread is still around.
Hello Storyteller.
Time for probably more of Eiling being the supreme commander of assholes.
>Eiling declares Christmas a national security threat, cancels it
he totally would
>tfw Joe Kubert will never beat your artistic ass into shape
It hurts, bros ;_;
GO COPY ALL THE MODELS IN THE SEARS CLOTHING CATALOG
Does that help?
I know Steve Lieber has said before "After Joe Kubert has ripped your art to shreds, no other critique will ever compare"
Fix #2 tomorrow, I'm excite
>teaching people how to properly draw clothing
Joe Kubert is the hero we need.
>Who is this man that has unrestricted access to everyone's homes?
I hear Alex Toth was pretty good at ripping rookies a new one too.
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Knowing what we do about the future career of Major Force...
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>How sophisticated is his spying technology that he knows who's nice and who naughty? Have this man arrested, we'll torture it out of him.
>But sir, the children will be devastated!
>We'll just get them a new Santa Claus, one under our command. Major Force, you're going to the North Pole!
it's funny because it's true
And in the North Pole, you don't need a fridge to keep the bodies fresh!
seriously, have we met a bigger cock in our comics reading than Eiling?
I mean look at this asshole
Thawne and Manta
the good Captain here really needs to meet up with the Heroes for Hire or something
Comic books, where even old folks are built like plow horses.
Nate's giving off a Jared vibe right now.
>Eh. Least I got beer.
Thawne may be a colossal jackass, but he never destroyed every picture of Barry Allen just so his family would never know what he looked like.
I don't think they ever got to team up and that's a goddamn shame
I bet his dad is military too
That's clearly the Coca-Cola logo.
I want to smack him and then give him a hug
cut the self-pity, you can fly
I see General was a bigger asshole than thawne. Also not Constantine buzz from pad run
HOLY SHIT
SURPRISE ENEMY ACE
>that feel when you're reading the Heroes for Hire stuff, only to find out there's twenty issues of Iron Fist in an anthology comic that nobody's ever heard of.
Slightly related, the entire series has Wolverine, so X-user's got another series he's gonna ignore.
THE BEST KIND OF SURPRISE
The only one I can think of who comes close is Winema. Assuming villains are exempt.
And much like Winema, seems Eiling is only nice to one person ever. He's kind treating his dad with some basic courtesy at least.
inorite?
Thank you Jeff Parker for Enemy Ace/Stargirl teamup
oh man
Tinya's mom is a chump, nowhere near in Eiling's league.
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... And y'all keep bitching that -I- hate fun.
Did Jared ever really team up with anyone besides Alan?
Sadly, no
cranky dad Alan was an inspired team-up choice
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Somebody is the resident Grinch it seems. What a shock...
Captain Atom in action is basically an excuse to draw pure musculature without even pretending spandex is in the way
It's great
Poor Papa Eiling. It took him decades for it to dawn on him that he raised a total dick.
Marvel Comics Presents? I am doing that, except for maybe one or two stories I overlooked.
jesus fucking christ
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gettin' a little handsy there on the metal thighs, everyone
ALSO: MAI WAIFU INCOMING
Wow...he's not just your run of the mill dick. He's also insane...
Charlton reunions are starting up now!
Dreamy is cameoing?
Her other other waifu.
... Well, that's kind of fucking terrifying.
The other user is right. Winema ain't got shit on Eiling. Holy shit.
that would be too amazing for words, with Dreamy in the silver leotard
a woman of my learnedness has many waifus
and husbandos
But Storyteller, too many waifus will ruin your laifu!
80s supertechnology, everyone!
and yes, JLI is running parallel to this, but with a quite different tone
no life to ruin, lol
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OP is a faggot
Eve is cute! CUTE!
I was waiting for you, user
We'll be Full Waller later in this run, btw
Speaking of Waller, Steve Orlando said she's one of his favorite leaders in comics, along with Jenny Sparks
she's a lot more interesting than Jenny, IMO
Faggot-user (any other names? That sounds bad) was tricked by you being late.
Sure, but then again, aren't they all?
lol
if only they knew what airport security would turn into
You know...I could really ship this pairing.
Fagnon.
Y'know, to be fair, Storyteller, you are openly gushing over how Nightshade is your waifu. The statement is derogatory, though not inaccurate.
Then again, it's not like it matters. It is Sup Forums. For as much as people bitch about unconventional sexuality most folks here will jerk off to ANYTHING.
it's got a lot going for it
awww shit look where we are
this also makes me want a Tom King Captain Atom book, because CIA
How depressing can we make Captain Atom's life?
Tom King is a meme writer. Fuck you
Meme _____ is a meme.
lol
user, Storyteller is saying that, since Tom King literally was in the CIA, he may have some unique insights into the character.
yo dawg, I heard you like some memes in your memes?
That is an oooooooooold meme.
>She's a lot more interesting than Jenny, IMO
... Not to downplay either character, but Waller does happen to be fat, black, and old. By sheer dint of being outside the norm for comics, she has a bit of an edge.
I've been on the internet longer than some of you have been alive
All your meme are belong to us.
Jenny was pretty great but she doesn't have shit on the Wall
Ew, new dub.
According to google, the Internet is only 25 years.
So not older than ME, at least.
I also think it's that sure, Waller was at her best in Suicide Squad, but Jenny was at her best in an even smaller slice of comics and I don't have that powerful nostalgia boner for The Authority (that I see quite often, to be fair), whereas the Squad is a much longer run but considerably more interesting a variety of ways.
I think you may be conflating the World Wide Web with the Internet.
>¡Ay, no sólo me robó las células, también mis diálogos!
Updates in DC You(ng Animals)
newsarama.com
Where were you when Gerard Way decided to save comics industry?
In my defense, I asked google "How old is the Internet?" and it said, in big letters, 25 years.
Close, but not quite
banter yessss
archie! gopher! usenet! file transfer by pigeons!
El gran Rene Garcia Batman
Remember that thread from a few months ago where somebody dug up old usenet posts about comics from around COIE? the webs has been around longer than 25 years
For those unfamiliar: en.wikipedia.org
I hope this does well ;_;
Honestly, I kind of just assumed that was as fake as the Ed, Edd, n' Eddy game.
Thanks doc
>Gerard Way
As in, My Chemical Romance Gerard Way? What?
The World Wide Web, the concept of a system of interconnecting computer networks, has been in existence since the 1970s. Look it up sometime, it's kind of fascinating.
>As in, My Chemical Romance Gerard Way? What?
yes
dude really loves comics
it's also a joke about how fucking slow old FTP servers were, when you were trying to download The Anarchist Cookbook off of one
he's written comics before and is a student of Grant Morrison's