World's superheroes are all fighting each other

>world's superheroes are all fighting each other
>no where to be seen
Where the fuck was Nick Fury during the events of Civil War?

Filming another movie or probably at a basketball game or something.

He probably heard them quipping at each other and realized there was no real danger.

Stopping Mole Man from reversing the Earth's rotation.
You're fucking welcome.

Being the Man on the Wall.

Them fighting each other takes place exactly one time, and in Germany.
Also, everything thinks he is dead and SHIELD is still operating in the shadows dealing with Inhuman shit. The task of bringing in, for all they knew, Cap, Falcon and Bucky, was given to Gen. Ross, and they only gave Tony 36 hours to do it before they took over. How do you expect Fury to assemble a group, get to Germany, take out 2 super soldiers and bird man, and not reveal to the world that both he and SHIELD are still active?

Fuck Kot, but I want this.
>Bucky off in space taking drugs with blue princess and his alternate selves from other universes to help heal the pain of decades being a manchurian candidate assassin
>Daisy can come too.

Looking for his bastard son, white Nick Fury Jr.

Let Hasselhoff stay in whatever hole he's in.

>Fuck Kot
It was Aaron that established it user.
Kot just didn't do anything interesting with it.

>Also, everything thinks he is dead and SHIELD is still operating in the shadows dealing with Inhuman shit.
>AoS canon

HYDRA used Kree blood to make 5 super soldiers and it was established in AoS that SHIELD had a Kree corpse.

Shit canon is still canon. It's why Carter is CIA or something now, and Hawkeye is retired and Cap and Widow live in the Avengers compound.

That would be a difficult task indeed, user. For anyone who's not Nick Fury. That's just another Tuesday afternoon for Nick.

Well, for the origional Nick Fury. Op's Fury wouldn't be able to do it.

What could he have done? Like, at all?
In every movie he's in, all he has done is guilt trip some, call others stupid, get shot at, and call in the Avengers to save the day. If anything, they needed Hill here as she would have been a great Tony side counter balance to Carter.

MCU doesn't own Mole Man retard

People thinking Fury is dead is from TWS though

Give a speech where they then embrace the power of friendship?

I agree with you that AoS is canon, but that wasn't kree blood, that was regular Super Soldier Serum. Watch First Avenger, SSS was always blue.

He's tired man. Worked for years to bring these mother fucker together, fought off and then dealt with the fallout of an alien invasion. Faked his death, and then had to pull connections to save sokovian citizens. Man needs some down time. He's probably on vacation, macking on some young jamaican girl at a resort.

/thread

Probably investigating the eventual Skrull invasion.