Hey, Mr President, I'm drunk!

>Hey, Mr President, I'm drunk!

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Why don't you take some more immensely underwhelming nudes then?

SO BRAVE! SO QUIRKY! JUST LIKE US!

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>the hole finger

BRAVO
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DRUNKF

LMAO SHE'S QUIRKY AS FRICK!

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>immensely underwhelming nudes

nigga those nudes were the BOMB DOT COM you fucking faggot

She's personable.

This is the most reddit post I read all day.

>Teehee

>says that guy that discovered Sup Forums because of reddit and the fappening

Who's she marriage?

I discovered Sup Forums back on GameFAQs before you were even born, kid.

cool story bro

At most they were decent.

LUE?

That's a fat, hairy pussy
cat

A Jew

i just wanna cuddle with the cat

YAAASSS QUEEN

Is this why Chris Pratt wouldn't sleep with her?

Kek
Remember when it was said that the FBI or something would arrest people for looking at J Law's fappening pics?

i'll never understand footfags

Christopher walks a more enlightened path

youtube.com/watch?v=2zQOb6-xu18

>tfw he has actual magic powers

Jennifer looked like she wanted to ride his cock at the end, and Chris looked genuinely pleased that he'd impressed her.

You can't tell me those two didn't have something going on..

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I'm pretty sure he doesn't want anything to do with her.

well he appears to be married

or he just wears a wedding ring to stave the ladies off

its hard to dislike the guy desu

rip user

yeah why would he want a loud blonde who thinks she is funny when he has a much older one at home?

Soles are sexy

I think she has more nudes on the way. Someone posted a list a future leaks, and they've all been correct so far

I don't care what anyone thinks, I came buckets to them once and I'll do it again.

I've never had a reason to dislike him

If you say so.

It's funny cause she's a cokehead and her next film is that god-awful abomination with Aronofsky cause she was dating him but then he dumped her because of her drug problem and they have to pretend to still be seeing each other so that critics don't notice the appalling chemistry on set

How the mighty fall

Fbpb

the graham norton show is more reddit than reddit

Norton precedes reddit, so your insult is void.

>First episode date: February 22, 2007

Damn, JLaw's tits droop like THAT!?

First episode date: 3 July 1998. Then BBC bought it from Channel 4 in 2007, faggot.

sweet fedorable christ this shit taste lol

>dude i hate jlaw so i hate her nudes lmao

You sound like the Redditor, friend

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Creepy ass smile

back to r.eddit you no taste piece of shit

I'd like to suck on those titties

back to Sup Forums

back to

because he's "REDDIT MEME MAN'

Her nudes ruined any appeal for me, same with Kate Upton.

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What

Her nudes unironically destroyed her career. The fact that she is a pretentious cunt makes this hilarious.

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>all those mirror selfies

Did they?

yes and no

Anyone got the shpwer pic?

I hate her even more than I hate my own mother

Post butthole.

I have a feeling Chris is a good guy and wouldn't want to screw up his marriage just to fuck some obnoxious alcoholic spoiled brat like Jlaw.

kek

>literally casting couch tier
did Harvey buy her the oscar?

she deserved it for winters bone