Tfw weaker than Rey Kenobi

>tfw weaker than Rey Kenobi

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>thinking that's a lot of weight
you've never been to a gym for sure

If you cant deadlift 80kg then you should consider transitioning

I literally guarantee you are in fact stronger than her

CELEBS WORKING OUT THREAD!

Who gives a fuck about Rey when Jyn exists?

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lmao you mad as fuck. Dumbass. Waitin on your butthurt (You)s. Fuckin retards

youtube.com/watch?v=MeLybdHx1tE

What an absolute shit franchise ruining Mary Sue character.

You don't even need to go to the gym to do what she did

>not a webm

>Kenobi

>kenobi

she can work out all she wants, she still has a toxic womb lol

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Is that a human female or a male monkey?

You tell me

Who gives a fuck about either ugly feminist cunt?

>There are people ITT who find Daisy Ridley attractive

cute
CUTE

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Sure, if you like guys. Wanna fuck his boipucci, user?

she definitely deposited a load into her shorts lifting that up

I do because Felicity is my future wife.

Is that 225 lbs? That's pretty impressive if it is, not sure what those weights are though.

Cool, enjoy the mental and physical abuse from a psychotic Lena Dunham praising feminist

How she so cute?

It's okay, I'm already damaged myself.

>all women are trannies
Stay deluded virgin

>that form

snap city

>physical abuse
go on...

cool


are you supposed to lift like that though?
makes me scared for her back, but I genuinely don't know, I only work out with dumbbells.

this is horrible
I expected more of him

**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

kek she looks like a curious gorilla whenever she makes her "serious, shocked, inquisitive face"

>those adorable itty bitty titties

She's perfect

there is literally nothing wrong with her form mr skellie

t. Faggot

2nd rep she has her ass in the air almost higher than her back

A boy-looking sterile woman, ya she's a trap faggot.

what is that, like 80 pounds?

Who, Felicity?
Because she's a bunny.

225

jesus christ that thing will rip you to shreds

keeping your ass high is better than keeping your ass low and it's not nearly as high as you are perceiving it to be

it's 80kg, she posted that on her insta last year
still pretty good imo, especially considering her rather slender frame and great form she's using

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bumper plates

Delet

reminder that she will never have sex (especially with you lmao) because it causes her extreme pain

>tfw he's just doing random Crossfit snap city shit
>tfw Rey Skywalker is doing a more legit workout by deadlifting and benching

RIP

snap city

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>ass higher than her back

0_0 snap city

dat toe
dem digits

HHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

is there really much chance of snapping there?
Wouldn't the butt just go down again if she failed to hold the weight?

No, especially not with this low weight. That guy is just some memeing retard.

Is it bad that I like this.

not for you

It's an accessory lift.

safest exercise there is

>Defending a meme exercise

this is actually a super legit exercise if you can stand looking like a retard doing it

underrated post

*CRACK*

It's useful for targeting glutes, definitely better than what all those """fitness""" chicks do.
And I'm not defending it, just pointing out it's not risky at all.

Well according to his physique, he has netted impressive results.

Obligatory:
youtu.be/-MEJYgjVw54?t=12m19s

why do they always try it with their disgusting rat?

no it's not

>It's useful for targeting glutes,

no it's not

Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong image.
The Daisy Ridley image is two files down.

fuck would you know, you've probably spent zero days in a gym and i could bench press your weak ass deadlift

roids + anything taxing = muscular

the workout itself is a meme through and through

those are fake plates

ive done it a couple times, its pretty embarassing to do. especially since the only place to do it is at the power rack

I deadlift 221kg, and I admit I would impressed if you could bench that

15kg bumpers, bar is 20kg

they're called bumper plates and they weigh anywhere from 10 to 45lbs each

i would guess at least one set of those is 45 and the other is 25 or 35

I do barbell glute bridges sometimes. It looks gay as fuck too and that's why people don't do them in public often, but they're actually really good.

yes it is
what are you? some fresh rippetoe disciple?

it's basically like a bench press for your hips

a lot less risk than deadlifting or squatting to hit the same muscles but yeah looks weird as fuck

>start thinking about Daisy's body

>realize that Daisy has partially digested food in her stomach and intestines right now, moving toward her anus
>realize Daisy has chunks of shit strewn throughout her digestive tract waiting for an opportune moment to be ejected
>imagine Daisy partially dissassembling her perfectly composed outfit to take a shit, breaking the illusion of angelic perfection out of necessity
>imagine Daisy's perineum and the area around her anus bulging as a log of shit enters her colon
>imagine it passing out unevenly and smearing her outer sphincter with a streak of feces, an imperfect turd from a flawed creature
>imaging the sputtering of trapped gas and partially liquified shit that follows
>imagine the hairs growing in Daisy's armpits
>imagine tiny beads of sweat seeping from her innumerable pores
>imagine an elongated bead of salty, milky sweat squeezing through a pore, sticking to a nearby hair, and snaking around until it reaches the tip, where it evaporates into the air moisture to be inhaled by some stranger
>imagine the fine buildup of surface oil and sweat under her petite breasts
>imagine it rolling into little black balls of epithelial detritus as she moves impercepible to the naked eye even if someone were looking
>imagine the interior of her vagina, squishy, mucous-lines walls, unevenly compressed in her seated posture
>imagine the thick, chalky cervical mucous collecting
>imagine the errant drops of piss in her panties, speckled with torn tissue paper

>221
>1
sure as hell someone dling over 200 would bother putting on fractional plates for his PR

you could go to the lying leg curl machine and do glute bridges there

>deadlift

wow if im ever in the need to pick up weight for .2 seconds at waist height and immediately put it back down i know who to call.

>yes it is

no it's not

>inb4 bret contreras' fraud science surface EMG studies

kek

if you could do only exercise to work literally as many muscles as possible at once it would be deadlift you nonce

>inb4 squat
>which is wrong

I know usefulness of exercising is questionable at best, but deadlift has a really good carryover to daily activities.

200kg isn't some magical barrier so I treat it like any other weight and go 1kg at a time. My gym has ivanko competition set so I make use of it

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deadlifting is very useful for picking up shit in everyday life. it also helps you when standing fucking a girl

yes it is

>inb4 no it's not

kek I haven't seen this in years

>he reads articles written by a grown man who unironically calls himself "the glute guy" on Tnation

IMAGINE

>it's a "fa/tv/irgins act like they're /fit/izens but can't do a pull-up to save their life" episode