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THE australiANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
``THE australiANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the australiANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY australiANUS IN ``LATIN ???

*``AUSTRALOPITECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN australiANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``VICTORIA BITTER`` AND ``VEGEMITE``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

Reminder that the DUP has more influence on the international stage than the entire Irish nation and people.

something about brexit?
haven't been following the news if i'm honest

bruce mate you are wacky as lmao

more of a soy man myself

sue

off to netto back soon x

Unironically have to go to bed in a minute because I have to be up at 3am for toil

Just end me lads

haven't had a facebook notification in two months, haha

going to take a shower, bbl ;p

Good fucking lord.

I have to do toil from 4am to 2pm the week before Christmas.

I may quit tomorrow.

lol. you're missing out on all the best gimmicks

Any soyman in?

You get irl friends, lad?

shes tweeting again

you should be glad toilberg is even giving you the option to wake up at 3am
you could be jobless, waking up at 9am and living off benefits while wagies work for you, wouldnt that be awful?

Yes chap I’m starting at 4am, be grateful it’s just for the week. I start at 4am every week of the year.

exam tomorrow
might fuck it up, might not
almost done as much prep as is possible, given that the runt lecturer doesn't give any past papers and I can't find any online

>be born from a vagina
>try your whole life to get back inside one

poetry

wish she would snapchat me first, just once

just had an iced latte and am currently typing on my 2015 macbook air retina

Find another job.

Do it for yourself.

so are gay men born from assholes?

ye think she was taking holiday as well as being ill

I used to, haven't met them in about 5 months. Have people I speak to at uni but wouldn't call them mates. Bit depressing now I think about it

alarm set for 4:45

hmmm, makes me think. they say women poo whilst giving birth, and sometimes the baby gets covered in poo. i reckon that's how gays are made

well known fact that all gays have been nonced up
so yeah

Haha same lad.

Howdy ho lads
I learned how to say "cringe" in Swedish
>Krinsch

don't understand snapchat, instagram, twitter or tinder

thats why gays are a abomination. it disrupts the circle of life

what if gay men are born via caesary

are you a warehouse operative

I like to order unusual ranges of goods so the Amazon warehouse pickers can have a good laugh to brighten up their day

pressed a key that makes all images expand and not sure what ti was

how does the englishman attract a mate

can't see it as being an issue if you do it regularly, it's just routine then

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pressed a key that makes all images retract and not sure what it was

/brit/ is so helpful this afternoon

just got the hippus, lads
think I will throw up the lunch

*toils*

just ate some goulash

posting guardian "comment is free" headlines is the internet version of reading through the "letters to the editor" section of a local newspaper

mrs wordy got more special k than the local vet

with or without horse meat

some black guy on the train got the hiccups and throw up next to me

argentinian children meat

brits don't circumcise, absolute barbarians

egg

cat meow because its knows that in my bag the food

phwoar i'd give her a D if you know what I mean

you might have contracted the 'DS

no i dont.

just cured the hippus with the good old trick
haha the irish savage, ladies& gentlemen

britain expelled the jews because they blamed them for sacrificing children in ritual murders
true story

when I was in london i descended the escelator down to the choob platform and it was a really long escalator.
the further i got the louder this harp tune got and it was fucking great. arriving at the end of the escalator i see this chink guy playing the harp. would have loved to stay and listen but my friend dragged me along.
it sounded like andreas vollenweider only better because of the acoustics down there in the corridor.

btw fuck paying 5 pounds for two stops on the metro, what's wrong with london

Americans mutilate the ricks of newborn babies

Bizarre

You pay based on concentric zones crossed instead of distance travelled, maximum profit given everyone commutes in daily.

what about the mortys?

Also if you were in the centre of London you could have walked those two stops

made a banging chili. now having a few ciders and catching up on stranger things

Mmm... Cocks...

what you lads doing for the anniversary of the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" gimmick?

got called a soyboy

your mam

circumcised?

dont like cider

The ex just sent this to me

No 56% cocks sweetie I'm sorry

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tune

jaysus liam is a fucking tard

...

he's posting porn again

the jew is posting porn again to subvert /brit/

would kill for a munchiebox right now

*goes to university once*

tried to crash my car in a wall to kill myself but all i've got is a few scratches and a wrote off car
fucks sake

based eva with the real redpills

first in the name and im first on the beat lads

Hope you get the attention you obviously crave

>why stop at 56
kek

bloody EU regulations

I know you're taking the piss there, lad, but knew someone who did the same thing and just landed up extremely injured and without a car. What an idiot.

Don't ignore the workplace pension

popcorn chicken and potato smiles and mozzarella sticks for tea

those lads are all shite, not a thing on versatile
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neck yourself. cider is the business lad!

*ignores the workplace pension*

The virgin meal