Puerto shit

Why doesn't murica nuke this place already?

>entitled fat ugly women

>everybody is a retard

>no money

>shit at sports

>shit food

>shit culture

Please, put us out of our misery.

There's a reason we don't let you vote, but you still pay federal taxes so you have some usefulness

No we don't.

I visited Rincon a couple of years ago - it was pretty nice there. Would go back.

Only hipster nu male Americans visit Rincon.

fuck you, i like it here

Really? I was there with my kids. They caught a bunch of couqis and those little beach crabs - had a blast.

>looking at any woman older than 20 here
Shit nigger what are you doing

T. Caco who haven't seen the world.

was stationed in Fort Buchanan for 3 years. I loved Puerto Rico.

I ended up having to buy a $500 beater car because people there drive like shit. I got rear ended 3 times in that shitty beater car.

But I had a great time in PR. fucked a chick at El Morro as the sun rose. Fucked a chick on the beach on St John Baptista night. Fucked a chick on the beach near Isla Verde and got caught by the cops. Fucked a chick on top of some hotel bar in isla verde. Won a bunch of money one night at the El San Juan casino and had some women come upstairs for my first threesome.

I also ended up getting married to woman I shouldnt have. Shit didnt work out and I got divorced.

>kids

>Sup Forums

What the fuck are you doing here normie?

Sup Forums is for normies.

/r9k/ is for NEETs or Autists

>fucked a chick at El Morro.

In what part of El Morro you did that normie?

That was like two years ago. If you browse /r9k/ now you would realize roasties and normie non-virgin males are now the majority. And even in the past it was mostly normies pretending to be robots.

bent right over the wall, looking out over the water, from behind.

my buddy was there with a girl as well but she wouldnt do anything with him since we had literally just met them.

What percentage of population in PR has blonde hair and blue eyes? My grandpa came from there and he had blonde hair/blue eyes

I come here for the fascinating and thoughtful political discourse, of course.

I never saw any Puerto Ricans with blond hair and blue eyes.

I don't know, but what I can tell you is that there is less blonde people everyday because of Dominican immigration and our own blackish people outbreeding our kinda white population here.

noooo i dont want to die faggot

Then get out.

why do you say that? do they have a lot of starbucks?

no, Rincon is on the northwest corner of the Island. It has tall cliffs down to the water. People go there in December to whale watch.

It isnt a hipster mecca though, there isnt much there.

In Aguadilla, people go there to surf, and it is full of poseurs. Maybe that is what OP was alluding to.

There are a lot of starbucks with local hipsters here. I am surprised Chipotle haven't arrived here. In Rincon there are a lot of surfer hipster Americans.

There are. I even saw a few with negros, just like americucks.

shitty food?

i like their rice. pretty gud brah. i dont like that banana fish shit though.. that is fucking disgusting.

i dated a rican chick in highschool. she was a loud mouthed broad. literally wanted to fight all the time with other girls.

dumped that bitch after a month. was some good pussy though.

I do like that Puerto Ricans are so racist to the Dominicans.

I guess I always thought the blondes with niggers were tourists

you know what i remember you now from another thread you made saying that stuff. i was asking you where to go in puerto rico.
>mfw in love with my puerto rican co worker who is married to an philipino american

welp time to rev up those gallows. cum im sure ready to hang.

No, most people here are cucks tyat love Dominicans and we have our fair share of negro blood. The blonde with negros in the tourist areas are mostly Americans of course.

every caribean is racist against dominicans

>I do like that Puerto Ricans are so racist to the Dominicans.
desu I never really seen anyone be that way towards them, it's not a very common sentiment back home.
Then again at this point no one in my family really gives a shit, they've either become indolent or they're still coasting off of my dead uncle's drug money from years ago.

Yes kill us please

>insulting Puerto Rican food

90% of "our" food is also common in other caribbean countries.

It's pretty low tier tbqh.

This. The 10% of our food that is really ours is for fat unhealthy people. Plantain is shit.

Only specific thing I like are bacalaitos and alcapurrias. Everything else is just basic rice, beans, chicken etc and who doesn't eat that anyway?

Ye but it's still tasty shit even if you die a little more every time you try it.
And why don't you just move out like the rest of us already, and escape the denbts

Have you even seen the whole Island, man

>D-dad?

im visiting there in september, virgin islands. you guys are like a neat little hawaii that we dont talk about, we should make puerto rico into like a theme park since you guys clearly dont care about culture

Because moving there would only move the shit from here to the USA. Murica is shit but we are helping to make it shittier. They should deport all puerto scum to Haiti.

This is a le slide thread, any thread not about MUH HAPPENING!! or le niggers are inferior here is a chart that proves it is clearly shilling pls DELET THIS REPORTED

What culture? Our food is shit, most of our Music is not even from here like our food. The puerto rican cuatro is shit. Our writers are shit. Only original thing from here is our accent.

>self-deprecating this hard
Porque estas tan deprimido?

I just want to move to a country were I can get a gf and everybody knows we are shit so finding a foreign gf is hard for us.

>one shot at life


>not born in Japan or China

fuck your own bitches, Manny.

You may be honorary Americans but youll never be TRUE AMERICAN

I don't want bitches from here and it's not like they want me either.

>country were I can get a gf
Consider killing yourself if you're only worry is not finding a gf in PR. I have never had a GF and that doesn't tear me apart like your bitching ass.

if visiting, make sure you get out of the tourist section of Isla Verde and go visit El Yunque, visit La Yancha in Ponce, then visit the bi-luminescent bay, vist Cabo Rojo, then Rincon and Aquadilla.

The middle of the island is ok, its mountainous and very pretty, but you need a local to take you around. I went to Orocovis and Cidra, but was with locals.

ok dood

But I don't want a yal from here. I want a qt Japanese or Ukrainian gf.

Culebra is also pretty nice to visit, I used to go camping there as a kid and it was fun, there's also the whole fenced out area that's full of landmines, that's interesting enough I suppose.

>weeaboo
jorge, para

Fuck of Jorge, kill youself you little shit.

dude, when I was there the women outnumbered the men, and 90% of them looked like fucking models.

You have to be trolling. I got so much pussy there when I came back stateside I had forgotten how to work on hitting on women.

The women are literally accepting of their men having side chicks. And wont even call you out on it as long as you acknowledge them as your main chick in public.

What part are you from... metro area?

Jorge was rejected pana, so that's why he likes anime and pokemon

It depends, some areas tend to have beautiful women, others have complete mongrel women. It's a like 50/50

>who is Mariana Vicente

We still need you to pay demnbts.

Then we'll nuke you.

It's easy to geg pussy when you are white. Chceck your privilege. And they look like models if you count the new trend of fat models as real models.

Bayamon.

im gonna come visit you jorge give me a time well hang out and go to new places and maybe beat up some dominicans, that will make you feel better

Don't encourage the self-hating cuck, let him be, he will end his life soon.

im not even, i want him to go out, live a little and have some fun. shit maybe all he needs is a doctor visit and some anti depressants or something idk. maybe you can come too.

My buddy's wife is

Do Puerto Ricans consider themselves immigrants or not, since they're already citizens?

I beat myself everyday like that guy in the Fight Club movie for being Puerto Scum.
Maybe you can rape me and beat me.

or maybe we can rape and beat some dominicans like i told you, that will make you feel better trust me, then we go eat some pernil

pero las mujere son lindas
solo no tienen personalidad y so bien bitchy
ustedes no sirven, eso si se

The guy is a r9k type, I've met self-hating Puerto Ricans before who think as themselves as White Aryan Americans. Pathetic in my opinion. Just look at this But if you are ever in Puerto Rico, I might meet ya. Never met a Sup Forumsack before in real life.

Americans who where born in a colony, basically.

el mejicANO

no soy mexishit
pero claro, usted piensan quen losm mejicanos todos son subhumanos
por lo menos los mejicanos que viene aqui legalmente trabajan
aqui los puertoshits se asimilan a la cultura negra porque es "cool" y porque tienen la liberatad de venir cuando quieran
y lo pero es que ustedes piensan que ser colonizado por us los hacen mejor que la communidad hispana

Who said I want to be white? I want to be East Asian masterrace.

>por lo menos los mejicanos que viene aqui legalmente trabajan

JAJAJAJAJAJA en que mundo tu vives? Mire compai, ustedes trajeron la cultura negra y de hip hop aquí, no vengan ahora. Y segundo, ustedes nos dieron la ciudadanía crearon los ghettos para esos degenerados, no lloren ahora que no quieren a los débiles que se van.

You should all be shot

Why? What is wrong with you? Why do want to be Asian?

Que viva Puerto Rico libre!

>tiene foto de mujeres en su comp
para, angel

It's funny you post that guy, because he married a Peruvian women despite being a nationalist. He knew our women are shit.

We can invade you if you want.

fueron los judios que crearon la cultura negra
pero claro, groupos que caen a esa cultura no son dersirable

He knew all the pr women were sluts for U.S.A that's why he considered them bellow.

Toma, una foto de un hombre marica.

All of the nationalist leaders married foreign, almost all nationalist and stong men from all countries married foreign women, get over it.

Jesus christ. Are Boricuas really this self depreciating?

Although the fat entitled women thing applies here too though in most parts.

>tiene foto que no sean de familia en su comp

you already have invaded. On an armada of homemade rafts that you float across to Puerto Rico. That's why you cant be on the beach at night on the Western coast, you will get robbed by Dominicans.

It applies better in United States too so meh.

No you twat, its more likely for boricuas to come to us than us to come to them.

Read some history.

No, OUT OUT OUT.

Ustedes le dieron el poder a los Judios, todas compañías Americanas son controladas por Judios. Vamos a ver si esto cambia, pero como Trump y su familia son casi Judios, pues vamos a ver.

No, he is just a cuck who does not represent us at all.

Look at this madman, we can gladly give you all the Dominican illegals here if you want.

You want me to post my family?

That pretty much stopped like 10 years ago though. The only ones that go anymore are Haitians and Cubans, apart from some ill informed campesinos that think PR=NY for some reason.

the jews are intelligent and have strong coherence to other jews
the bad thing about them is that thy're trying to collectivelly destroy morals and the us

This. The Turner Diaries was right.

just shitposting, friend
but srs, why haven't you emigrated to us?

Lol, immigration to Puerto Rico was reduced after the 2007.

Instead, you were the ones that would always come to our island because your country is just a bankrupt shit hole.

The Jews are strong because we let them be, if get more organaside we beat them. I've already stop going to all the big companies, I shop local. It's small but it's a start. The day of the rope is coming, so nothing to worry.

>I never saw any Puerto Ricans with blond hair and blue eyes.
Not in the coast. All the blue eyed-blondes are in the mountains. In Cidra there's a few, one of them is the daughter of a prostitute.

Yes. And bring Haitians with you so they rape us.

Sounds like here. The whitest people live in the mountains. Or they moved from them to the cities. There are even a few blondies here, although it's really rare.