Berlin is the ugliest capital city in Western Europe

Berlin is the ugliest capital city in Western Europe

That's not so weird given the history of it.

Andorra la Vella is uglier

That's actually Rome, if you exclude the historical center (which is full of dumb, smelly tourists and gypsies anyway)

He is right, most people in Germany also think Berlin is a shithole.

we are central europe

Berlin is fuckin awesome.

Yup

Berlin is the best city in Germany especially compared to the other major cities like Hamburg or Cologne

Seconding this
If you want to see a nice german big city visit Hannover or München

whoa

>No skyscraper

Just like Warsaw in Eastern Europe.

Skyscrapers are ugly as fuck tho. Traditional architecture that maintains your identity and your culture is much better

I think Bonn is uglier, but it's hardly a city.

Skyscrapers are much more practical tho and without, proper functioning mega cities like nyc,hong kong and tokyo cannot exist

But that's not Dublin

It's Central Europe

Nah, that honor goes to Brussels with it's badly maintained old buildings (and ghettos).

did they copy the cn tower

>wanting to live in a mega city
And no, the Netherlands is not a mega city.

nyc relies on its suburbs in Queens, etc. to be a proper functioning city
Vertical megacities are a spook

Skyscrapers are love.

Our tower is older than the CN Tower

I didn't imply that
Nyc relies on both, that's why it's pretty good for a clusterfuck of a city. Modern Suburbs are also not really traditional buidlings.

Not a surprise. Berlin wasn't part of the modern nation until recently, and as a result has a very low level of centralization. It's only a capital in name t.bh

>canadians steal design from you
>canadian version becomes more iconic
the eternal leaf

disgusting

>Pr*ssiam steals design from Swabia
>C*nada steals from Pr*ssia

Tokyo has the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffeltower. And Amsterdam central station.

How about Poland without London?

Queens is still in the city proper. The suburbs and commuter towns are spread throughout the Tri-State Area, which encompasses Northern New Jersey, Upstate NY and Westchester county, all of Long Island, Western Connecticut and even parts of NE Pennsylvania (like the Poconos). This vast area accounts for about 20 million people, the vast majority of whom commute to the city proper for work.

Opinion discarded

stop being butthurt about Poland, pls

Berlin is pretty much eastern europe

the name itself is slavic in origin

no one is butthurt except for you

>Berlin
>Western Europe
What are maps

Looks like Detroit

art deco is a top tier style

no, THIS looks like Detroit

Oh, Berlin. What is Berlin? Berlin is the city for which Germans have to be ashamed on the international stage. When you compare Berlin with other European capitals such as London, Paris, Madrid and Amsterdam, it makes every decent person blush with shame. Even small countries such as Austria, Belgium or Switzerland have internationally presentable cities with a high quality of life, such as Vienna, Brussels and Zurich. Germany is punished with Berlin, the capital of failures. Berlin is by far the most asshole domiciled city in Germany. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin and Axel Springer Verlag are just a few examples of the incompetent scum that is being lodged here. Glorious times are long gone, this city is lost.

The Berliner himself is a lazy scoundrel through and through. Character traits that are regarded in every civilized culture as pure laziness, unfriendliness, inability, social disorder and stupidity, declares the Berliner to be a Berlin character. Another central feature is the all-dominant inferiority complex. That's why the Berliner is projecting massive feelings of hatred on anyone who is better than him in any way. Especially the Southern Germans, who are far superior to him in all respects, are a thorn in his side. He envies their success and Munich is at the top of his hate list. This city is everything and has everything that the Berliner would like to be and would have. The Berliner is not interested in the fact that Munich finances his lottery life, he even secretly believes he deserves it. Instead of liberating himself from his lethargy of envy and jealousy and transforming his city, he goes into antisocial parasiticism and still considers his cosmopolitan city to be a great place.

Culturally, Berliners are rather weakly endowed, great works date back a long time. The pronouncement of the letter "g" as "j" is already considered a major cultural achievement. Advanced learners can even learn how to attach a "wa?" at the end of each sentence. The cuisine has a manageable level of quality. A sausage made of grinded meat with ketchup and curry spice is sold here as Currywurst and as a culinary stroke of genius. Any sensible person would hardly consider a sausage with ketchup to be the holy grail of the art of cooking and probably not even a recipe. The rest of the republic generously leaves the Berliner in this belief to not let his inferiority complexes take over.

Economically, Berlin is a single disaster, even the late GDR was more solid. Apart from that, Berlin's economy is based on alternative blogs, something with media and gender studies if you can trust the universities. Despite the economic bankruptcy, the Berlin citizen is willing to afford prestigious projects such as the city palace and an airport that is to be regarded as an art project due to a lack of functionality. This city also houses all the headquarters of the people's parties, who for marketing reasons renounce the "traitor" in their name.

The mayor of this city was the funny Wowi bear, who swept everything into the abyss with his Prestige & Prosecco policy which was still halfway presentable. In short: Berlin is the tile table of Germany. It is for Germany what Greece is for the European Union and if Berlin had an open cloaca, it would be Germany's Romania. Berlin is a disgrace, the spot on Germany's arse. Berlin is the guy who comes to your party without an invitation, doesn't even bring alcohol and doesn't understand that he's not wanted if you knock his teeth out of his face and throw him down the stairs. Berlin is the Detroit of Germany and belongs to Poland for 200 zloty.

>belongs to Poland for 200 zloty.

150

wew eastern berlin looks like warsaw

It sucks as no new buildings in New York will ever have it. Instead, giant glass towers will ruin the skyline compared to glorious, beautiful carved stone.

just threw up in my mouth a bit, why did you remind me of the existence of that city