>Tuesday during the taping of CBS’s 'The Late Show,' host Stephen Colbert announced the news that FBI Director James Comey had been fired by President Donald Trump. Colbert’s left-leaning audience cheered. Colbert reacted by saying, “Huge, huge Donald Trump fans here tonight.
No, there weren't Trump fans in the audience. It was a Twilight Zone moment in which the shallow pond revealed itself. A moment straight out of 1984.
One moment before Comey's dismissal (we are at war with Eurasia) Comey is hated and Trump is resented for keeping him on. At the moment it is revealed there is a mental flare of dissonance, this seems good so it must be doubleplus bad, and it became the task of Colbert and other mules of consensus to spin another tale in which reality is not what it was (we've always been at war with Eastasia) and dark forces are at work.
But Colbert botched his cue. He FAILED to preface the announcement with a run-up that contained emotional cues to follow. He simply announced it.
UHHHH.... blomf??? idk how im supposed to react to OP???? help me out Sup Forumsbros
Alexander Bennett
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Kevin Walker
u gotta PRAISE KEK shadilay
Brody Thompson
Thanks for the update, Jared
Austin Harris
STOP RONALDO DNORFFFFFFFF
Camden Price
>Comey is hated and Trump is resented for keeping him on.
Fake news.
Jaxon Morales
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE AND FUCK GONGALD BRUMPHF
Jordan Peterson
forrest gump LOL
John Ortiz
BLUMP
Brandon Baker
>late night show watchers are know-nothing idiots
And rain is wet.
Lincoln Roberts
dongle blimp
Elijah Bennett
boggle bump
Jordan Robinson
HUMPTY DUMP
Logan Davis
bicycle pump
Jordan Anderson
breast lump
Christopher Morales
>unironically supporting Russia fleshlight President Orange Cheeto in 2017
Andrew Sullivan
spede bump
Logan Roberts
Hi Sup Forums Still trying to shit up Sup Forums I see
Easton Evans
Oh is this the designated Trump supporter damage control thread?
Jaxon Moore
Reddit in the house! Where my upvotes at?!
Adrian Reyes
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Jonathan White
RIBBL BIBBLE RUMPF
Caleb Gomez
my lovely lady lumps
Dylan Taylor
I'm eagerly awaiting the thread that's about how Bill Nye is the worst thing ever.
Landon Russell
DONSEN DUMP
Kevin Miller
ZZZZZZZRUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Carson Mitchell
CHORTLE PEPP
Matthew Green
What are you talking about? Bill taught me that water turns into ice when it gets cold. He the le best science man le ever!!
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Jonathan Flores
2017 0 1 7
Samuel Gomez
XOOOOMMMMFFFFPPP
Jose Watson
You started good OP, finally. It's creative. I'll give you that. It got a smirk out of me.
Mason Gutierrez
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Jack Smith
""Liberals"" also liked it when he bombed Syria. There is no left-wing in America
Cameron Martin
I followed/pol/ and all the politics stuff for a few years, then I've been watching Trump ever since he announced his run with that beautiful Mexican rapist speech. A couple months after he became president though, I completely checked out of politics and no longer give a shit.i go out of my way to avoid the news. It was just making me angry all the time, you know. I figured, you are what you consume, and I was reading rage-inducing shit on Sup Forums every day and it was making me angry at the people I love. Now I have a new policy on life, consume funny stuff and I'll be a funny guy, a happy guy, a guy people want to be around. So far, it's working out for me, and if you're angry all the time, I urge you to consider it.
Jaxon Roberts
>that headline >"Not good." I thought there was some kind of joke there, but no, its actually the writer "tisk tisk-ing" the president.
What a living hell life must be for you people.
Robert Price
DONALD FFFFPPPTTTTRRRRRRRRRTPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRUMPPPFFFFFFF
Michael Young
>No, there weren't Trump fans in the audience. It was a Twilight Zone moment in which the shallow pond revealed itself. A moment straight out of 1984. It's literally liberals not thinking things through and having a gut reaction. They hated Comey but forgot that he was in charge of the russian investigation.
Nobody on the left is saying Comey should have stayed. Everybody is saying that the timing is suspect and after Trump failed to fire Comey after taking office he should have waited until the investigation russian interference investigation was done. It's a dumb move by Trump regardless of if he's innocent or not because it looks like he did it because of the ongoing investigation instead of what Comey did during the campaign.
Brandon Nguyen
There have been studies that show people who don't watch the news are happier than people who do.
Asher Lopez
BLURMAL PURMF
Henry Reed
>it looks like he did it because of the ongoing investigation Only to those looking for confirmation bias
Lincoln Miller
I also forgot to mention that it looks especially suspect considering there's various videos of Trump praising Comey for the exact thing he's citing now as the reason for firing him. Either he was an idiot during the campaign or he's bullshitting now.
Kevin Foster
>There is no left-wing in America Lel
Alexander Taylor
>Either he was an idiot during the campaign or he's bullshitting now OR he was bullshitting then for the sake of civility and he's revealing his true feelings now
Luke Jones
Tell that to Richard burr.
Camden Rodriguez
Post em or gtfo
Logan Roberts
It was a no win scenario for trump, much like every day of his presidency Comey was bent to the executive branch during the election, and his dropping the case against Hillary was inexcusable But then he had to report to trump, while investigating him for Russian collusion. Trump holds a grudge for his previous actions, and knows his dumbass fan base would see it as a move back to "lock her up" But it always was going to look self serving to eliminate the person investigating you His numbers and his sway are falling and he's shooting panic flares as the jet crashes down
Adrian Ross
Yes you are right. He fucked up. He delivered it "Comey has just been fire [cheering]by Donald Trump" The Pavlovian conditioning is the name so it should've been: "So Donald Trump [pause for booing] just fired James Comey [more booing]"
The funny thing is later they booed even more as if to make up for disappointing daddy.
Everyone needs to watch it.
Jonathan Lewis
Doesn't make sense. If that was the case you fire him after taking office when democrats were out for blood.
I mean It makes Trump look bad so it's obviously fake news. It's not that Trumps retarded or anything.
Brody Hall
>Reddit
What did they mean by this?
Ian Adams
Not him, but I read the same thing. I don't watch the news either, and mostly just laugh at what people tell me. The downside is you are so out of touch with reality and what's going on in the place you live.
