If your people demanded 10 rules from you, that all must try to adhere worldwide or face punishment, what would they be?
Rules:
1.Only one person may write a rule. Truth exists in consensus, not idea.
2. Rules will be sorted into ten most popular by (you)s.
Let's see what Sup Forums thinks is important.
Pray to the Gods during the rising of the sun, and the rise of the moon.
Thou Shalt Not Become A Cuckold Or Tolerate Cuckoldry
BEHEAD THE INFIDELS
(You)
Gas the kikes, race war now.
Thou shalt not pierce thine taint.
>le frog cult
This place is getting more cancerous by the day.
The delegates, Dahnald.
Though shall not suffer the fucking leaf to live
...
Thou Shalt Not Help A Nigger
Don't let dear leader see that pic
Thou shall not asketh for dubs/trips/quads/quints, thou shall celebrate only after thy lord Kek has giveth the dub/trips/quads/quints.
remove kebab
Thou shalt gather in Sup Forums when a happening occurs.
Do not despair at chaos, for chaos will set you free.
Praise him.
Thou shall get hectik dubs
BAN THE HEATHEN!
Ban him for justice, for integrity and for KEK!
THOU SHALT NOT USE KEK'S NAME IN VAIN
>not deciding by who receives repeating digits
OP truly is the furious cock sucking beast of all time.
If thou dost drive an Audi or BMW, thou shalt be sentenced to an external damnation in the Lake of PeePeePooPoo
Rules should be dictated by dubs or greater not by popular demand.
thou shalt not murder*
*self-defense/war is not murder
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the LOL
Thou shalt not ask for get but instead let Kek's will be decided inadvertently.
It may have started as a joke.
It's not a joke now. We're halfway down the rabbit hole and we have no choice but to keep going.
Accept it. It's legit.
honour thy dubs
Reroll
Repeating digits shall be the symbol of Kek's prophets.
1. Pray to the gods at the Rise of the Sun and Moon
2. North Korea is Best Korea
Following rules is cuckoldry, fuck off.
Thou shall stand up for thy beliefs
WAZZZZUUUUPPP FELLOW THELEMITE.
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Be good to thy neighboring shitposters
Muslims are enemies, no true believer shall interact with a muslim in any non-violent or non-aggressive way
The original 10. Kek wills it
Thou shalt not pierce thine taint.
No lying
Kek wills it
Kek must be praised AT LEAST TWICE A DAY
Those that refuse to worship him will be branded as heretics - forced to do 50 hours of manual labor and 100 more per every repeating offense
Thou shalt not succumb to the Jew, in any form it may take
praise kek
You must masturbate to your waifu once every day and scream out her name when you orgasm.
Thou shalt not steal intellectual property unless it is a use of a copypasta.
Do not trust the jew
>Insult canadians all the time
Sorry reword.
Thou shall check the digits of the lord's prophets.
Eternal happenings for France, demons and devourers of the frogs.
Close.
Rerolling for taint piercings being haram.
Always love Jews and your best ally, Israel.
Praise KEK!
444 get
reroll for waifu commandment!
(you)
Probably the only rule I live by is "don't be an asshole".
T H A T
F L A G
Kikes are to be gassed on the spot.
o-o-one more
The dubs shall be our commandments:
1. Pray to the Gods during the rising of the sun, and the rise of the moon.
2. North Korea is kek's chosen land
3. Muslims are enemies, no true believer shall interact with a muslim in any non-violent or non-aggressive way
Thou shalt remind everyone Germans ruined Europe
1. Thou shalt raise no mans child but thine own.
Jeb is a mess!
Rerolls are fucking gay and don't count.
>implying muslims are capable of non-violent interactions
Is that a jab at adopted Sup Forumsacks?
Thou shalt cultivate a fine pond. With murky waters and lily pads. And it will be good. And many croaks and keks will be had.
Thou shalt meme to the Lord they Kek in bantz
There is no god but kek and Trump is his messenger
"fuck Canada"
You're a faggot, kek wills it.
well nobody yet has earned Kek's favor and some believe the ten commandments to be a work of man, not of God.
Never attribute to kek what is not his doing.
When it is kek's doing he will let you know.
Never claim to be kek's messenger without kek's blessing.
You may be forgiven if you offer him an appropriate tribute.
One more time.
You must masturbate to your waifu once every day and scream out her name when you orgasm.
>north korea is kek's chosen land
it's an image of christ with pepe's face imposed on Him. Either kek is saying it's the second coming or that it should be worshipped in the same manner as Christ. Who gives a fuck about the flag.
Don't trust jews
Gas all millenials.
Do not associate with A FUCKING LEAF
thou shalt not wear sunglasses
AMERICANS MUST NOT POST
Does it really make sense for the god of chaos to have rules?
Praise Kek.
No REEEEEE rolls. Kek has spoken.
If quads then is added.
PRAISE KEK!
Anime is the true way.
Yes, I never thought I'd see a post from the grand country of Kaypop.
Thou shalt pretend to be retarded at least once every seven threads.
Gas the kikes
No Rule Requireth That Thou Abandon Thy Faculties; If The Following Of It Leadeth Thee By Design To Ruin, Then It It Becometh Foul In My Sight, And There Is No Virtue In Thy Obedience.
This
shoot up schools
Fapping to Anzu isnt gay.
This
Though shalt not cucketh thyself with a coalburner or mudshark.
>North Korea is Kek's chosen land
ITS EGYPT YOU FOOL, CHANGE THIS
Gas every single kike, lynch niggers and burn the mudslimes.
Hang every single communist, liberal, sjw and the degenerate elements of your society.
Praise kek.
fuck it, i give up.
why can't i get doubles?
Thou shall not be a cuck.
Reroll.
Oh shit nigger.
THIS ABSOLUTELY THIS