Worst villains thread?

Worst villains thread?

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If you're going to post one of the Headsmen, at least post Shrunken Bones.

You know, the guy who's "power" is that he shrunk himself slightly, though not his skin.

Fleshlight head?

Can I have sex with her head?

Why isn't he shorter?

Thursday Rubinstein, a mad scientist who replaced her own head with a ruby-like sphere larger on the inside than out. It has strange capacities, such as radiant energy projection.
She calls herself Ruby Thursday.

Somebody presented this to an editor and the editor was like "Sure, why not".

Her teammates are a man who has a (partially, I guess) shrunken skeleton, a gorilla with the head of a man and a failed wizard who has been reduced to a head mounted on a mechanical, spider-like body.

And what do they call themselves, you think?

Mind you, they did cooperate with MODOK for a while.

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I think you probably could. Although that's just a reflection. It's actually an opaque sphere.

Shouldn't she fucking die if you punch her head?
If she wants everyone to have one and it's beneficial, why doesn't she insist on giving them to her cohorts?

Honestly she doesn't seem that bad as villains go.

Sure she's crazy but thats not uncommon, and he strange appearance seems to come with some pretty substantial super powers so works out well for her? She certainly sounds like she has it better than her teammates, they are the only real dead-weight involved.

I'd Rub her stein

I like her head here, lighting makes it look like she has eyes and a lit fuse on the back

There are no bad villains, only villains that haven't had a good story yet.
Pic related.

>Ruby Thursday
>literally Best girl in Marvel
>worst villain

you fucking faggot. I hope you choke to death on your own dick

Is this just a Ruby Thursday appreciation thread now?

>>literally Best girl in Marvel
But that's Kamala. Fucking fight me, infidel!

Absolutely.

I thought I was the only one who loved her.

It better be her personality you don't like user or I'm going to have to revoke your decent taste card

A bit too old, but it'll do.

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>not liking a Steve Gerber creation

Gorilla-Man and Chondu the Mystic are also pretty damn weird
But I like the Head Men, they were bad guys but they mostly got along pretty well.

Agreed, omnipotent character should be used sparingly.

Well this thread is off to a bad start.

>tfw you will never be kissed by those lips

S U F F E R I N G

>worst villains thread
>posts a classic 10/10 Steve Gerber character

Seeing as she can suicide-bomber-headbutt the hulk into unconsciousness and walk away alright I don't think so.

Why is Nighthawk such a faggot?

>And what do they call themselves, you think?

Unfortunate?

oh that's right, the Phoenix Force possessed a neo nazi before becoming Jean Grey

This artist's colors makes her look all veiny and corpselike, like a Bubblehead Nurse or something. Is that intentional?

I mean, it's still hot either way, but reanimated headless corpse hits a different kink than just a normal headless girl.

Because he's a parody of Batman.

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...you know what? I like the way the people on this team think. Where do I sign up for a gumball head and a She-Hulk body?

>What have you done to me this time.
>This time.
>Implying this isn't the first time Nagn has put his head on a woman's body.

This thread has convinced me that the headmn are less villains and more likely into weird sex stuff.

That wasn't the real Nighthawk, it was Valkyrie's husband disguised as Nighthawk in a shitty attempt of the Defenders to fool the Headmen.

What's funny that the Headmen look like a proto version of the Brotherhood of Dada if you think about it. Their plans usually involved chaotic shit but they weren't really evil.

>you will never get a blowjob from a giant pair of lips on a sexy body

What? No codpiece? Come on guys

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did he ever have a canon fate, is he dead or retired.

she can take on the hulk, why is she so hated.

this useless dude

worst villain ever

probably because she can take on Hulk and Hulkfags get upset when somebody is stronger than their husbando And some people think she's "silly."

They are dumb. I love Ruby Thursday and think she is CUTE.

>Honestly she doesn't seem that bad as villains go.

She isn't, she's just weird.

Arcade, fucking pathetic failure of a villain that requires everyone to overdose stupid pills and become jerks to each other for no reason, to be any threat, with a gimmick that was outdated in the 80sand now is just jarring, not a bit funny, not a bit threatening and a pedophile. Peter David couldn't make him work, his Arcade story was so bad it made me drop X-Factor. Alan Moore wrote him on few pages of Captain Britain and it was so tedious it almost killed my enjoyment in the book.

I don't know, but damn, this was him before he shrunk his bones...

>sparingly.
He was used sparingly. Also i wouldn't say he's a villain

Now who might that be? It's not the Orb, or Mysterio, is it?

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Chondu the Mystic's real name is Harvey Schlemerman.

can anyone Story-time some Ruby Thursday?

I love all of these

I have some Defenders comics of the Steve Gerber era in my folders, but I don't have time to storytime right now. I can do it later tonight.

>Dr. Bong
heh

Makes sense. Chondu was once mind-swapped with a baby female deer.

don't wrong the Bong

How can people hate the Headmen? They're hilarious.

These are AMAZING!

Is she a robot? If not, hpw the hell does she eat? I mean she seems to.be in good shape.

These people aren't villains they need a doctor!

She is a mad scientist that re-created her own head to have shapeshifting abilities. She can bypass as a normal person if she wants to.

>Great bod
>How the hell does she eat?!

You now understand women talking about other women.

Reminds me of the villain for the Mask cartoon

So, someone pretty much gathered all the other villains that Gerber created in the 70's to form a new group? Cool.

holy fuck all this thread did is sell me on these guys

Its an extreme body modification but honestly nothing about her seems difficult to comprehend, people have done way more outrageous stuff with the use of comicbook super science.

Speaking of bad girls with weird bodies, wasn't there a minor villain who had a bunch of mouths on her body and they each talked separately from her so she could have conversations with them? Does this sound familiar to anyone else?

Yeah she was a minor Sup Forums waifu who showed up in an X-Men halloween special issue. Her name was Gossip Girl.

I can't find a good pic of her and image searching her is a nightmare, but her name is Gossip Girl.

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>gossip girl was a waifu

holy shit how could I have missed this

She's one of my top Marvel waifus after Ruby

Yeah I first started browsing Sup Forums when this issue hit and people spammed her for a couple days. It didn't last long but people wanted porn of her.

Well she is basically made for blowjob gangbangs

Pretty much.

Did... did you just draw that user?

Oops. Fixed it.

Its a template.

I see, still its really showing how this has gone from a 'worst villain' to 'best girl' thread.

I just want kisses from all her mouths

I know, right? Sometimes Sup Forums has good taste

I think as time went on, her body went full-android.

Doctor Pretorius. And speaking of that cartoon... it had no shortage of lousy villains.

She makes me want to paint a fishbowl red and stick it on a real doll.

It at least had Walter from the comics, literally the immovable object to the Mask's unstoppable force.

Nice b8 m8.

I think her head is squishy so you'd need like, a dodgeball or something

It's really made of some kind of fictional polymer that's essentially a shapeshifting supercomputer. It's as squishy or hard as she wants it to be.

>wasn't there a minor villain who had a bunch of mouths on her body and they each talked separately from her so she could have conversations with them? Does this sound familiar to anyone else?

Her name was Chat. I think she dated Spiderman.

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He still gets the hussie tell to much over show treatment

They're both the villains.

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Chat was in the kid-themed Marvel Adventures books. Her power was that she could talk to animals. She and Spidey were friends, but that was as far as it went, I think.

Hulk fags really are the worst.

I don't think I've ever enjoyed any story that involves him.

No guys I posted Scratch as a joke because they look alike; he's one of the best things from that shitpile

The Jackal seems like a cancer on the marvel universe, all he introduces are incredibly terrible storylines.

And he looks retarded, has a name/design that makes no sense and acts like a generic evil twat who sometimes has a crush on a girl 30 years younger than him.

Why do they keep using him?

I would have guessed they were called "The Four Heads"

in the second panel it looks like she is forming a giant hand that is flipping the bird

While we're posting lesser known villainesses that are also Sup Forums waifus...

because pedophiles are creeeeeepy

She sounds really fucking cool.

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