Brit/pol/ - Whitby Edition

T H I S . W E E K S . N E W S

>Nicola Sturgeon takes political fantasy to new heights
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/23/nicola-sturgeon-takes-political-fantasy-to-new-heights/

>Theresa May in Northern Ireland
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120

>French press fury after Hollande caves in to May
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/hollande-caves-may-french-press-reacted/

>Nigel Farage says "Germany may never be the same again" after Angela Merkel’s decision to let in 1million refugees
lbc.co.uk/lbc-leading-britains-conversation-every-day-118271

>The BBC continues it's long history of honest and unbiased reporting
twitter.com/TarekFatah/status/757442737037770752

>Westminster voting-intention
twitter.com/britainelects/status/757102751583236096

>BBC attempts to censor Munich killer’s full name
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/23/bbc-scrubs-muslim-name-ali-munich-killer-article

>Sadiq Khan refuses to ban Islamist terror group Hezbollah
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/20/ukip-demands-uk-hezbollah-ban-following-al-quds-day-parade

>That Brexit apocalypse? It just isn’t happening
spectator.co.uk/2016/07/that-brexit-apocalypse-it-just-isnt-happening/

>Dover ferry passengers delayed by French security checks
bbc.com/news/uk-england-kent-36873632

>Chancellor may 'reset' economic policy in Autumn Statement
bbc.co.uk/news/business-36864099

>EU migrants may face 'right to stay' curbs - David Davis
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36819532

C L I P S

>Brexit Britain: The inside story of how the Leave campaign won
youtube.com/watch?v=kqSGgXb9Ngg

>Owen Jones
youtube.com/watch?v=iSlshoNNEe0

>Nigel Farage
youtube.com/watch?v=Gek__doCZFQ
youtube.com/watch?v=G_AJkwOKjKo
youtube.com/watch?v=quq8QWPwMPE
youtube.com/watch?v=--6eA5IcjwE

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/23/nicola-sturgeon-takes-political-fantasy-to-new-heights
thetimes.co.uk/article/6b6d6782-51d1-11e6-8dea-000ee0549984
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

first for please join my risk thread

K A R E N
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Nth for the based protector of SCUTLUUUUNDD

>ENGLAND, THIS IS WHAT YOUR ARROGANCE TO BOW TO SCOTTISH RULE HAS BROUGHT UPON YOU

>IT IS A SHAME THE RIGHT HONOURABLE GENTLEMAN, HIS COLLEAGUES, OR THE OPPOSITION ARE NO LONGER WITH US

>HOWEVER THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR SCOTLAND TO FEAST UPON THE FLESH OF ENGLISH DEMOCRACY

CLASS WAR

K A R E N
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>Sexual Karen
I know she does it herself but you've got to stop

Brit/pol/ confirmed pro-immigration. All Indian wives welcome.

THANK YOU.
This has been bugging the shit out of me. The way they are starting to try and spin this is nuts. Helps weed out the bad news sources though.

S C O T L A N D

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>OP still not linking the various stories about Philip Green finally getting his shit pushed in by MPs, and the 'tough on corporate greed' May's deafening silence

Hehehehe, good goy

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>Sexualising the Mosaics

>UK Becomes great, Empire resumed
>Immigrants leave the UK in droves in terror
>For wins by 84%
>People put in petition for the right to bear arms, has to be put to a referendum
>Nigel passes Direct Democracy Act 2020
>UKIP suck up old labour vote and win over tory voters and win 2020 election
>Nigel returns for the final fight, resumes leadership of UKIP
>Theresa May and her cabinet fail to satisfy the 17 million who voted Brexit
>Some immigrants worry about their future in the UK and leave
>Labour falls apart
People vote Brexit
>Tories majority rule, have to keep promise on EU Ref
>Farage cheated out of victory
>ISIS Terror attacks
>Hung Parliament
>Gordon Brown BTFO
>Nigel Farage and UKIP become mainstream
>Muslim immigration
>Iraq War
>Labour flood Britain with immigration
>Handgun ban

Cucked.

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Can someone post the Scottish referendum webm where the patriotic Scot shy votes remain

they rush changed it to SYRIAN MIGRANT BLOWS HIMSELF UP now

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OP is a Blairite

A THOT A TELL'T YE TE PIPE DOON YE SCABBY CUNTS
DINNAE MAEK M' COME DOON THER 'N TAINT YER HAGGIS

I want to forcefully impregnate Karen. I want to stalk her late at night from bar to bar as she hangs out with friends, waiting for her to go home alone I shall drag her into the darkest, filthiest corner of London. The devil himself will cry tears of joy as he is about to witness the unholy sins I will perform on Karen for my own and her pleasure. The magnetic field of the earth itself shall breakdown due to the savage, primal force of relentless breeding as I pump gallons of my seed inside her womb, filling and covering her in cum until she is a mindbroken, loveslobbering pile of bodyly fluids...

Nice OC

Love Whitby espescially the Magpie fish and chips always worth queuing up for

THE ETERNAL ANGLO POSTER IS DEAD

I'm gonna sexualise her super hard when I get paid next week

This is why we left the EU, you know.

Fuck off ahmed!

This is dangerous and provocative

Not mine, found it on /his/

It's actually uncanny if you replace Karen with "your daughters" and assume he's a refugee

excuse me but this is important

kekking like mad here.

...i'm not being serious, y'know
leave me some fun

my name's not even achmed

Hans over there already had his daughters taken. He wants to inflict the same malicious punishment on our waifus now.

It's top tier lad

>corporate greed

The BHS pension trustees bought too many shares, they gambled and lost. It is nothing to do with Phillip Green, the government are reduced to threatening his knighthood.

Everyone is downplaying Sturgeon's influence in things, but I have a gut feeling Scotland and NI will fuck Brexit up.

Talked about that on the last thread, lad. Eternal Anglo poster is G O N E

>haha just kidding i don't want to rape your 2d luvvies

>but seriously though let me in

We know lad
May the soil lie light upon him, but only so he can feel the reverberations from Dresden 2.0

Hey, Ali. Did you not get your virgins? Poor lad.

kek

made me giggle quite a bit

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oh ok.

also fun fact. he sought alliance with the traitor scots.

If doubles the haggis will be iced on Thursday.

She can't stop it, or she'll have a million angry Scots to deal with at the very least.

Whitby confirmed for best crazy golf

t. The eternal Blairite

They need to ask themselves if the EU is worth more to them that the Union (it isn't)

SHIT

>Eternal Anglo poster blows himself up
>Bomber Harris poster still lives

lad, better run and hide before the Govanhill Massive find you

>telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/23/nicola-sturgeon-takes-political-fantasy-to-new-heights

How can this woman be so disillusion? I expected her to go full damage control after brexit but this is on a whole new level. I hate my country sometimes.

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Fucking finally.

I sincerely believe that the country would be better off if that wretched woman died sooner rather than later.

thetimes.co.uk/article/6b6d6782-51d1-11e6-8dea-000ee0549984

>Latin abbreviations e.g. "e.g." are now banned lest they confuse migrants.

uncanny

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>How can this woman be so disillusion?

she's a traitorous scot, it's what they do

>to the reight 'onrable ladiee!

>we, as the SCOTtesh people, voted younarmimuosuly to remain!

>you ENGLISSH BARSTARDS voted OWot!

>therefore, we have decided, that ew parliament castes the final say - SCUT-LANDS INDEPENDENCE IN EUROPE!

Someone please find me that funny Scot indyref webm ;_;

Don't worry lad, see

poz'd

>the eternal anglo wins again

can anyone stop us?

Ask and ye shall receive

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She can't do shit. Believe it or not the SNP has the most eurosceptic voterbase of any Holyrood party. She'll spend as long as she can drawing attention to herself to drum up anti-English sentiment and nothing will come of it.

would you rather be poz'd or blacked

>FUCKING QUADS

R U L E
B R I T A N N I A

KEK WILLS IT

The curse of the Eternal Anglo is lifted by your quads and the death of the autistic krautroach.

Look! Mosley has blue eyes now!

If we do split and they stay in the EU won't most of theire exports still go South through England no matter what? Its far cheaper and faster to ship whiskey and what ever else they export over the channel than all the way from Scotland, a tariff would destroy them.

What's more important? The meme union designed to strip away our voice, or the guys we conquered the world with, and actually have an active say in the governance of that union? This is even without taking into account economics, and Scotland would need Greece x3 if it left the UK and joined the EU, if we even got in.

Don't even know how some of us could choose the memEU over the UK.

I think the Scottish Tories are more Eurosceptic, but there is a large contingent of the SNP that are hard and soft Eurosceptics. If the party wasn't whipped so hard you'd see the large, large divisions between all of those united for independence and nothing else.

id say labor has fallen apart familia

>2032

>The Failed Spanish Invasion of Gibraltar results in the British annexation of Cadiz, Ceuta, Melilla, and The Canary Islands

>2038

>Turkey is plunged into Civil War after a Military Coup

>The British use their distraction to invade Northern Cyprus, handing it over -along with Akrotiri and Dhekelia- to the rightful government, in exchange for their vassalage

>2041

>After years of funding dissenting groups across all of the Caribbean, widespread violent unrest breaks out

>Using this as justification, the UK, France, and the Netherlands reclaim their old West Indies territory

>2045

>Through tacit political manoeuvring, using neo colonial tactics, South Africa and Nigeria are effectively puppets of London

>2050

>Trouble in the Middle East once again (nothing to do with Islam), as the De Facto rulers of Yemen, Oman, Syria and Iraq, the (Nothing to Do With Islam) Islamic State claims responsibility for a devastating terrorist attack in the UK

>Parliament, after the recent purge of the SNP members, declare war by 699 to 1 (Green MP)

>Socotra and Hormuz are added to the Overseas Territories

>2053

>In awe of the new power of Britain, the Commonwealth Realms rally under the Union Jack

>2057

>What's this? The Republic of Ireland are discovered to be funding the IRA in Northern Ireland? They get their wish of a united Ireland, except under a British flag

>2061

>A significantly weakened USA is ripe for the picking after the Californian and Southern Secessions

>New England shall once again be under control of Old England

>2062

>Singapore and Malta become foreign British City States

>2066

>Britain is now the third most powerful nation in the world, but still far behind Russia and China, and is only barely ahead of India

>Lacks the power to project power all the way to the Pacific and Indian Oceans alone, is this the true end of British Expansion?

We can only dream lads. FOR THE EMPIRE!

there's a few

Since brit/pol/ has now become the place to mindlessly post pictures of cartoon girls, of which are so tenuously pertinent, because the character is dressed in British clothing.

Here is a picture of a Japanese lad enjoying a pint in a pub.

I'm sure you'll all agree this is a most excellent post and most importantly is in accordance with British politics.

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>can anyone stop us?

We need a new hadrian's wall to keep the traitors out.

>pic extremely related

>and is only barely ahead of India
SUPERPOOWER BY 2030!

Good luck with the most shitty places in Spain

>eating the battered jew

srsly tho, jews did this

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>Dublin

>Dublin pub
Fucking potato chink

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I'm glad whoever made this included welshbros

>2078

>Big Boss dies

F

Why do newspapers disallow comments sections now?

Post more, lad!

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Basically Wales.

they can't handle bant

I still think it works better when the first guy is the EU and the girl is Scotland

they got sick of having to censor so much to keep their narrative going