Oktoberfest cancelled

>Oktoberfest cancelled due to the recent events in Germany

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Haha you cucks are toast...


Hopefully the Donald just nukes your shit up

Are you stupid? There's nothing about this in the article. The mayor considers ban of cucksäcke(backpacks) at the oktoberfest. Next time don't skip german lessons.

Thank goodness, I was about to have a heart attack.

That I even thought it could be real is a serious red flag of the times to come though. When will you guys put down the rabid dogs?

I hope they are smart enough not to cancel Oktoberfest and ban backpacks. This fire needs more gasoline to burn.

>The mayor considers ban of cucksäcke(backpacks) at the oktoberfest

That's highly offensive against islamic jihadists. How are they supposed to smuggle bombs around octoberfest without backpacks?

I would gladly exchange my right to carry things to get more refugees to safety. Maybe Germans should volunteer to have their arms removed so we don't pose a threat, anymore.

LOL
O
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All this shit is so weird.......what next?

> cucksäcke
please tell me that's not a real word

I t s H a p p e n i n g !

>cucksäcke
>cuck sack

>germans are banning cucks

Kekd

Under burkas?

>cucksäck

F

>cucksacke

So no germans will be allowed?

I hate this shit so much. Instead of fucking addressing the problem, which is fucking muslims, and doing something about it, which is the fucking Endlösung, they come up with bullshit non-solutions that punish everybody and so nothing to actually protect people.

>cucksäcke

It's a real word, NOW

Play on words. Rucksack = Cucksack.

Here you go

What's a cucksack bro ?

But for legit though:

What is the chance of something happening(something sandniggery) during octoberfest?

I am going to say about 70% chance of happening

>cuck sack

Germans are a living meme at this point.

It's not its "Rucksäcke".

play on words for the cuckolding-obsessed manchildren of pol

>cucksäcke

How do you make that typo? Freudian slip?

ban assualt backpacks!

Also they didnt say anything about canceling it.
Why are you so dumb?

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just got a huge boner

SHUT UR FACE RACIST
#ImWithHer

Are cucktrucks banned too?

>be German
>ban cucksacks
>still get cucked

>70% chance of happening
ah an eternal optimist i see

>mfw Garrison was right

>cucksäcke(backpacks)

I cannot believe you guys forgot my dubs. Shame on you.

>sexual violence and groping - 120%
>Terrorist attack - 80%

Tfw there will be a massive happening at the Oktoberfest this year! xD

Is beer still legal in Germany? I thought you guys drank pints of Ahmedcum these days.

I have already excepted that there will be not much sleeping from now on til the end of year.

>cucksäcke
>Swedish
>jewgle

>Der Volksfestcharakter solle aber erhalten bleiben

Sup Forums what's wrong with you, germans are not going to cancel? But anyway germans should stop their cuckfest. Drinking bear is very intolerant. Germans must become more cuck and then die.

Seriously. Just look at what Germans have done to their country. Decades of people going to Oktoberfest, wandering in and out, getting merry, trying to chat up those chicks in dirndls, meeting new people...

Jump to 2016 and everyone going is is shitting themselves in case something happens. Can't even fucking relax and enjoy yourself.

You can joke all you want, but you do realize that one of these years Oktoberfest WILL get canceled right? A German festival closely tied to original German culture that's all about drinking alcohol, something that Muslims despise? I'm going to give it five years max before some either the muzzies or the leftist party move to cancel it forever.

Money before cucking. If germany runs out of money, Mutti will personally bring the refugees back to turkey.

I remember people fearing for oktoberfest last year as well, but literally 0 happenings iirc.

>german culture cancelled due to muslim chimping

...

Its glorious one day German culture will be so cucked they will ban Oktoberfest because its haram and offensive to those poor migrant refugees. Instead of Oktoberfest you get halal Ramadan and it will become mandatory to study the Koran as a cultural experience.

Then only then will Germany be a truly tolerant society free of bigotry and hate.

>1942
>Germans are special and we must protect, preserve, and cherish our people and country
>2016
>Germany MUST become Muslim and non-German at ALL costs

Not even 100 years later and you've almost destroyed yourselves completely. Won't be a non-mixed German in a few decades.

This is to stop Allah Akbar rather than inevitable gangrape I'm guessing?

Don't nuke it just buy it and make it Europa Park.

Think of the money you could draw in with a park that big. Demolish everything and plant some trees. Only value will be grown.

Born to just at the right time to experience the NWO police state.. awesome

Woah! Yes! Sounds incredibly empowering!

>cuck sacks

I'm fucking dead.

Liar Liar Pants on Fire.
The article talks about banning alcohol
during the Oktoberfest, Not the Fest itself.

>banning alcohol

That would never be discussed here in America, we would only be talking about banning Muslims and increasing security, not changing the event or ourselves. Shows how cucked Germans are.

Gropings/rapings and thiefery will happen 100%.

A terrorist attack is rather unlikely. Police and security EVERYWHERE.

is there a place left in yurop that doesn't bend over to muslims?

UK did something based but they still have a muslim mayor.

Yes!
Germany 1-0 Islam

It's a stupid bait article. Germany is known for the Oktoberfest and the point of the Oktoberfest is to drink beer. Nothing more. It's like saying ban fireworks from New Year's Eve or 4th of July.

Portugal took in refugees and places them in a town with a statue of a Christian Portuguese man holding he head of a decapitated Muslim moor.

The refugees left because they said they felt unwelcomed (they really left to go to France or Germany for the gibsmedats.)

Is alcohol Haram?

>cucksäcke
>The cuck sack for your back

Kek, Yeah because you really need a backpack to hide your bombelt.

From the following article

welt.de/politik/deutschland/article157282678/Bombenmaterial-in-Asylunterkunft-Drohvideo-mit-IS-Bezug.html

>made a threatening video on his cell phone
>revenge fpr muslims getting killed by germans ( if only )
>said he acts in the name of allah
>backs himslef up on Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, IS Leader
>two more cell phones and a laptop were found, violent vidoes with IS and salafist content
>bomb was filled with sharp metal pieces, parts flew 20m far
>more material was found inside the refugee shelter that can be bought in every home-improvement store like batteries and a soldering iron
>but also a petrol canister filled with Diesel, hydrochloric acid, alcohol cleaner, wires and pebbles
>27 year syrian had some big amount of money
>bundle of 50 Euro notes
>had six facebook accounts
>four were taken offline, one account was used with false personal data
>Whatspp chats on the cell phones are secured and get now checked
>he came from aleppo and had war injuries
>just two weeks ago the german ministry for migration told him again to leave Germany in the next 30 days
>he could have legally complained against that

I didn't know this

Whoever did this is a savage, and should get about 10 medals.

Sup Forums called this last year

hand over the aryan membership card on your way out, cucks

>banning alcohol during oktoberfest

Holy kek, that's the funniest post I've ever read.

>we're just having sharia implemented nothing to see here.

Sounding pretty enriched there germany.

cucksack in singular.
cucksäcke in plural.

and no cücks is not the plural of cuck

The prophecy of KEK has been revealed. All those who were nonbelievers board the train to the gas chambers.

>cucksack
Are you fucking kidding me.

>ban on "cucksackes"

Meme magic is a powerful thing

Was that supposed to be an argument?

Lol

MY SIDES

>cucksäcke
No fucking way hahaha

Leave it to niggers to be savage.

>cucksäcke

Holy kek

>>Oktoberfest cancelled due to the recent events in Germany

Germany will never celebrate another Oktoberfest i guarantee

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i warned you all

>burma
Is posting on the internet even legal there.

>cuck sacks

>mfy germony

>cucksäcke

MERCY PLEASE!!
MY SIDES CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH!!!

Oktoberfest is a bigger celebration in America than it is in Germany by your definition. You can come here in a few years to celebrate it the right way.

>cucksacke
>cuck
>sake

that's it, Germany has lost all validity on this board, time to send them along to Sweden to keep them company

Terrorists have been getting more creative lately. They'll probably find a way to attack Oktoberfest with beer.

>speaks german
>not arameic

why do you speak a dead language kraut? get with the times

Esti has the right idea

It's going to be another ficki-ficki fest.

Yeah, they'll poison it

Cap this

They will never ban the Oktoberfest. This would be the ultimate redpill for many Germans, so they can't risk this.

Germans are to heretoforth be known as Cucksacke on Sup Forums. Spread Kek's word!

Yes, so let's hope and pray to KEK for a big Happening.

Digits confirm.

the (((mods))) are slinding

>cucksäcke
I kek'd